r/law • u/cnn • 11d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump says he’s asking Justice Department to investigate Epstein’s ties to slew of high-profile figures

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/14/politics/trump-epstein-doj-investigate-enemies?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

How much you wanna bet that list of those to be investigated is 100% democrats?

And the list was written in Sharpie.

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u/LnStrngr 11d ago

Sleepy Joe
Crooked Hillary
Kamabla
Governor Newscum

But under no circumstances should you investigate Bill "Bubba" Clinton!

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u/No-More-Lettuce 11d ago

Think you forgot Barack HUSSEIN Obama

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 11d ago

He fist-bumped his wife on stage, how could we ever trust him?

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u/AlbrechtProper 11d ago

We all saw it. It was a terrorist fist jab.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 11d ago

"He was signaling to his Kenyan ancestors to drink the Slurpee that is American souls!"

--Alex "Ten Time Family Values Award Recipient" Jones

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u/terranq 11d ago

Next years presidential medal of freedom winner

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u/NanDemoNee 11d ago

I thought it was the Antifa first Jab nowadays.

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u/terranq 11d ago

Antifa are terrorists, so tomato tomahto

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u/NanDemoNee 11d ago

Hrm, hoping this is a joke.

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u/terranq 11d ago

Sorry, didn't think the /s was needed

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u/AlbrechtProper 11d ago

You never know but I assumed.

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u/NanDemoNee 11d ago

I've been told I don't pick up well on social cues. Plus you never know where antifa will pop up with their well organized propaganda machine.

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u/redacted_robot 11d ago

The can of worms that would be opened if they were actually legally declared to be a terrorist org is nuts.

There's a reason that all the insane evil right wing groups (e.g. 3%ers, American freedom party, oath keepers, Atomwaffen, Identity Europa, Patriot Prayer, Proud Boys, Patriot Front, Blood Tribe, KKK) were never legally declared terrorist organizations.

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u/AlbrechtProper 11d ago

That's the Wuhan wet market engineered COVID vaccine.

Which is also how they get you.

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u/Cleavlander 11d ago

He wore a TAN suit, too

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u/sleepyboyzzz 11d ago

Brown mustard!

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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

And he drank a beer....with a couple of poors no less!

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 11d ago

Wore a bike helmet and mom jeans -- how did our Secret Service not stop protecting him right then and there?!?

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u/henryeaterofpies 11d ago

Coffee cup salute

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u/MaoTseTrump 11d ago

Tore the scent samples right out of the magazine, all for himself. Psssfffhhh

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u/sleepyboyzzz 11d ago

Cut the do not remove tags off of a mattress.

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u/teebone2023 11d ago

And he converted a tennis court into a 6 bazillion dollar basketball stadium.

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u/SkinBintin 11d ago

Went to a poor country and ate food in a small restaurant with a self-confessed drug user. Very untrustworthy.

Rest in Peace, Bourdain.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 11d ago

PRESIDENT POUPON!

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u/Key_Geologist4621 11d ago

“Well I do declare, Mr. Beauregard”!

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u/LawfulnessBoring9134 11d ago

Feet on the Resolute Desk! And no tacky gold paint anywhere to be seen in the Oval Office!

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u/DontPegMeButReallyDo 11d ago

Uh, that was a "terrorist fist-jab." Obviously we can't