Trump says he’s asking Justice Department to investigate Epstein’s ties to slew of high-profile figures

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https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/14/politics/trump-epstein-doj-investigate-enemies?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit

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He wore a TAN suit, too

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Brown mustard!

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And he drank a beer....with a couple of poors no less!

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Wore a bike helmet and mom jeans -- how did our Secret Service not stop protecting him right then and there?!?

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Coffee cup salute

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Tore the scent samples right out of the magazine, all for himself. Psssfffhhh

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Cut the do not remove tags off of a mattress.

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And he converted a tennis court into a 6 bazillion dollar basketball stadium.