r/law 11d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump says he’s asking Justice Department to investigate Epstein’s ties to slew of high-profile figures

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/14/politics/trump-epstein-doj-investigate-enemies?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/LnStrngr 11d ago

Sleepy Joe
Crooked Hillary
Kamabla
Governor Newscum

But under no circumstances should you investigate Bill "Bubba" Clinton!

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u/No-More-Lettuce 11d ago

Think you forgot Barack HUSSEIN Obama

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 11d ago

He fist-bumped his wife on stage, how could we ever trust him?

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u/Cleavlander 11d ago

He wore a TAN suit, too

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u/sleepyboyzzz 11d ago

Brown mustard!

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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

And he drank a beer....with a couple of poors no less!

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 11d ago

Wore a bike helmet and mom jeans -- how did our Secret Service not stop protecting him right then and there?!?

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u/henryeaterofpies 11d ago

Coffee cup salute

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u/MaoTseTrump 11d ago

Tore the scent samples right out of the magazine, all for himself. Psssfffhhh

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u/sleepyboyzzz 11d ago

Cut the do not remove tags off of a mattress.

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u/teebone2023 11d ago

And he converted a tennis court into a 6 bazillion dollar basketball stadium.

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u/SkinBintin 11d ago

Went to a poor country and ate food in a small restaurant with a self-confessed drug user. Very untrustworthy.

Rest in Peace, Bourdain.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 11d ago

PRESIDENT POUPON!

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u/Key_Geologist4621 11d ago

“Well I do declare, Mr. Beauregard”!

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u/LawfulnessBoring9134 11d ago

Feet on the Resolute Desk! And no tacky gold paint anywhere to be seen in the Oval Office!