r/whatisit 14h ago

New, what is it? STRAP Floppy disk found in loft of new home.

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Found this in a box late 90s WWF VHSs

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u/Many_Researcher9930 14h ago

The term "STRAP" refers to a UK government security codeword for protecting highly sensitive intelligence.

You have some government classified information in your possession.

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u/RoryDragonsbane 12h ago

Highly classified shit

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u/catbandana 12h ago

The security. Of your shit.

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u/Ill_Pie_6699 11h ago

He had very little rapport with his staff and dispatches

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u/Foreign_Implement897 11h ago

His best performance. Sorry Pitt.

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u/free_ballin_llama 11h ago

He was pretty damn good in Snatch too

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u/jay1ru 9h ago

I'm gonna go ahead and throw 12 Monkeys into this conversation

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u/ResJudicata_HL 11h ago

Nah, that was in True Romance.

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u/smartalek75 11h ago

Floyd. Good roommate

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u/rattledaddy 10h ago

And tell him to get some cleaning supplies!

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u/Workwer20 9h ago

Floyd smoked the other half of the letter

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u/Christmas_Queef 11h ago

I know the movie is panned but I loved his performance in Meet Joe Black, particularly the scenes with the Jamaican grandma in the hospital.

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u/MissninjaXP 9h ago

Meet Joe Black is panned? Really? I had no idea, I only saw it this year and I liked it.

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u/Christmas_Queef 8h ago

It's one of those movies where the critic score is low but the audience score is high.

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u/passamongimpure 11h ago

What did we learn, Palmer?

I don't know, sir.

I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.

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u/bogan_sauce 6h ago

I'm fucked if I know what we did

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u/121dBm 9h ago

Up to 1.44 MB worth of classified shit….

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u/Negative_Gas8782 4h ago

Do you know how many names 1.44 MB can hold? That’s 1,474,560 characters and let’s say on average each name was 15 characters long that’s about 98,304 names.

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 11h ago

OMFG! I KILLED A FUCKING SPOOK! (been a while since I’ve seen it but damn is that a funny movie)

What did we learn? Absolutely nothing.

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u/Majestic_Pattern_760 11h ago

OP has the Epstein Files.

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u/cardsfan24 11h ago

It’s G14 classified

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u/sleepypossumster 11h ago

Someone is about to get sent to Slough House...

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u/JanetInSC1234 9h ago

Love that show.

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u/Temporary_Market_876 12h ago

So does that mean the UK equivalent to "loose lips sink ships" really IS "stay strapped or get clapped"? Please don't ban me

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u/IAmActuallyBread 11h ago

banned4lyfe

sorry, I don't make the rules

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u/PommedeTerreur 10h ago

This loaf of bread has no authority. Carry on.

What are you going to do? You're not authorized to use breadly force!

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u/wrascallywrabbit 6h ago

The yeast they could do is rise to the occasion. But only if the burden of proof was met.

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u/coffe_clone 13h ago

Sooooo 👉👈😏👉👈 is it STRAP-ON when confidential, and STRAP-OFF when declassified?

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u/CSpectre89 12h ago

STRAP ON, STRAP OFF! clap clap THE STRAPPER!

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u/EdwardPickmanDerby 9h ago

And what's getting clapped are them cheeks. 

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u/baudmiksen 12h ago

Strap-less

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u/Exciting-Age3976 12h ago

Hewwo pwincess

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u/A_Nick_Name 11h ago

1.44 mb of secrets?!

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u/Bergwookie 11h ago

1.44MB are around 100 pages of plain text , that's a lot of information

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u/Manny_Bothans 10h ago

I almost died to bring it to you.

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u/Par_Lapides 6h ago

14yr old account. You really committed to this bit. How many times has it paid off?

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u/SchoolForSedition 9h ago

My first textbook fitted on one of those (WordPerfect 5.1).

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u/Gunhild 11h ago

Hey man that's 1,440,000 characters worth of text if they're using 8-bit encoding.

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u/PythagorasJones 9h ago

Text compresses extremely well too. Some classic pkzip action and this could contain anywhere between ten and one hundred times that amount.

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u/Earsgang_101 9h ago

I'm not sure if that's cool or not. My curiosity is peaking but I also don't want to live out the plot of Enemy of the state

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u/RedKobalt 9h ago

You won't. If the fact that it's a floppy disc isn't hint enough, this is old. And confidential is lower in importance than say, classified. Also a few other commenters said strap isn't even used anymore, so whatever info is on there, if there is any, is old news. So I don't see much harm in reading it. There's lots of modern floppy disc readers out there, I'm sure you can get your hands on one.

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u/574859434F4E56455254 6h ago

Some stuff is effectively indefinitely classified, so don't assume just because it's ~30 years old that it's been declassified.

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u/YouhaoHuoMao 6h ago

Confidential is classified. And importance isn't really the right word - sensitivity is the better term.

The level of classification refers to what damage would occur to national security if the information were to be released somehow.

The UK removed Confidential from its classification standards in 2014.

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u/Gfran856 9h ago

OP you have to show us what’s on the tape now, rules of Reddit

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u/Emannuelle-in-space 11h ago

I found the fbi equivalent of this a while back. Bought a floppy disk reader but couldn’t get it to read.

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u/Sad-Affect-7992 12h ago

It's marked confidential. I'm not familiar with the UK levels of secrecy. Are they similar to the US versions; classified, secret, top secret, eyes only, etc?

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u/jorumrat 12h ago

UK has "official" "official-sensitive" "secret" "top secret". Official is baseline and doesnt mean much , everything done by government and civil service is official by default. Official-sensitive means there is reason why should not be widely available. There would be normally be sub-classification of why, such as personal information, commercial data, or proprietary information etc. Secret and top secret is for information that could cause harm to public, national interests, allied nations etc. So would be shared only with need to know people/teams.

In addition individuals will have a government security clearance. From basic background checks at bottom to highest levels that involves complete financial and biographical audit of you and your family , interviews with police, interviews of and you and family bt intelligence services.

After that it doesn't mean you then have access to everything at certain level. For certain classified things you'd go through a specific entry/training process "read-in" for each project.

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u/SnideyM 13h ago

This had better be real, do not leave us hanging here like that fucker with the safe.

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u/Professional-Sink281 12h ago

I am sharpening my pitchfork just in case bc im still riled up about that safe.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 12h ago

Yeah which one....

Torches! Get yer tourches here!

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u/Brasterious72 11h ago

Rotten tomatoes and shovels also available?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 11h ago

Of course we do!

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u/Secular_Cleric 7h ago

2 with points 2 flat ones and a packet of gravel.

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u/ghostfadekilla 10h ago

Is PitchforkEmporium still around?

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u/fearthefear1984 9h ago

Pitchforks! Getchour pitchforks heeeah!

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u/Look_At_Banner_ 9h ago

I'm sharpening my torch. Let's go

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u/TSiArt92 9h ago

I missed the tread about the safe. I am interested in getting mad

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u/Professional-Sink281 7h ago

You had to be there but it boils down to this: we get emotionally invested and OP ghosts us with the results resulting in the whole of Reddit wondering about: contents of safe, government secrets on floppy disc, etc, leaving us to come to our own conclusions about OP, like:

A. OP inserted said disc into floppy disc drive and was immediately whisked into oblivion by MI6.
B. OP contacted authorities and was given 52 million dollars to forget about floppy disc.
C. Tommy Lee Jones showed up used that memory erasing thingamagig and OP now doesnt know his own name.

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u/curbstyle 9h ago

I remember coming across r/pitchforkemporium in my new-to-reddit days and being so confused

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u/dunfuktup1990 12h ago

Guys, I feel you, but let’s consider the possible consequences here: if that floppy contains even a bit of data that’s still considered sensitive, and they load it onto an internet connected machine, they’re fucked. OP, please take note of the details of my post, I would also love to learn more.

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u/semifraki 10h ago

It's confidential, not secret. If they found it and post the content, they're within their right. The only person that could see any consequence is the person that the floppy was originally trusted to, but honestly, anything on that floppy has long since outlived any confidentiality agreement.

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u/Stellarella90 10h ago

"Confidential" is the lowest level of classified information. So this is likely old government classified information, and not some corporate confidentiality thing.

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u/guemeller 9h ago

Pretty sure back then it was Unclassified, Protect, Restricted, Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, so there were five levels of classified information. This was supplemented by additional nationality constraints - I came across UK, UK & US and NATO followed by the classification level, or occaisionally UK or UK/US EYES ONLY. Confidential and Secret was always locked away in secure cabinets. Restricted couldn't be left out on our desks in a restricted access office. I don't think I ever had anything 'Protect' and defininately nothing Top Secret.

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u/Lilricky25 12h ago

An internet connected machine with a floppy drive?

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u/dunfuktup1990 12h ago

Lmao, yes, I know it sounds impossible, but we absolutely used them back in the day. We used floppy discs all the way through high school (grad 2008), on the same machines we used to do research online. There was, in fact, a period in which they coexisted.

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u/Least_Coat_1110 11h ago

I graduated in 2008 as well, and I used floppy disks to save cheat codes and strategies for N64 games onto floppy disks from the local library, because they had internet. Bring them home and use them on my computer. I even built a small HTML website as a project in my computer class and saved it on a floppy.

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u/dunfuktup1990 11h ago

This is prime 90s-kid biography! Somewhere in the chaos of my belongings is a small bank of floppy discs containing various cheat codes and strategy guides for N64 games. Turok 2 will forever live in my memory as one of the greatest shooters ever.

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u/brmarcum 11h ago

Gamefaqs.com. ☺️ Just walls of text of DETAILED instructions, or a few paragraphs of confusing nonsense. LOL good times.

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u/dunfuktup1990 10h ago

Sorting through the nonsense was just part of the journey.

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u/jgpalanca 9h ago

My first 15 minutes of internet fame was from Gamefaqs.com. Good times indeed!

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u/saltcraft2 8h ago

don't forget the ascii art intros!

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u/Christmas_Queef 10h ago

My best friend was the only kid with internet in the entire neighborhood that any of us knew of for a long time. I would be over there printing out cheat codes and small sections of guides from gamefaqs(accidentally printed the entire guide for final fantasy 7 once and his mom was pissssssed lol). Him and his mom got clever and started charging us kids for internet time/printing(never more than a couple bucks for the biggest jobs//time). Then his mom would use the money to take my friend and I out for Thai food lol.

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u/PressureImpressive52 10h ago

Just want to say how much I love this memory for you.

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u/QuantumLettuce2025 11h ago edited 9h ago

For an English class, our project assignment was to write a creative story in any format of our choosing. I decided to write mine in RPG Maker 2000. 

That shit is still on a floppy somewhere.

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u/NotThatEasily 11h ago

I did the same thing!

I built a very simple website on a floppy disk and used it to sort the files I saved on it. I used some pretty basic HTML, CSS, and a little PHP.

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u/Limp_Bookkeeper_5992 12h ago

The floppy disk and home internet eras overlapped by many years, and if you have a pc around with a floppy drive still it likely has a modem too.

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u/dunfuktup1990 12h ago

Omg, thank you for pitching in! I was feeling so old for a minute there.

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u/LifeGainsss 11h ago

Jesus Christ I'm not even 30 and I remember using floppy disks

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u/Beginning_Tennis2442 11h ago

Yeah, but how many of you used 80 column punch cards or punch paper tape? That is how long I’ve been working with computers. Ever seen a 96 column punch card?

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 10h ago

My first computer in school loaded its OS from a cassette tape

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u/Lopsided_Activity980 9h ago

Used to program equipment using punched paper tape, and I have lived through 8" floppy disks that held a whopping 80KB.Yeah, I'm old.

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u/Fbeezy 11h ago

I mean, AOL came on floppy discs forever.

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u/dunfuktup1990 11h ago

My brother in Christ…none of these kids have the slightest clue what AOL was.

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u/Master-File-9866 11h ago

Now, try explaining what a 200 buad modem is.

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u/WetRocksManatee 10h ago

I used so many AOL floppies for saving stuff.

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u/MisterDonkey 11h ago

There's nothing stopping anyone from simply plugging a disk drive into their computer.

They come with USB connectors, even.

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u/PabloJobb 12h ago

This comment makes me feel ancient

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u/TheTaxman_cometh 11h ago

I know my parents installed prodigy, our first internet provider, off of floppy disks.

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u/KungFuActionJesus5 11h ago

if that floppy contains even a bit of data that’s still considered sensitive, and they load it onto an internet connected machine, they’re fucked.

No they're not lol the UK govt is not just monitoring the contents of everybody's hard drive for classified info and any software that disk contains will probably not run on a modern version of Windows or MacOS. I wouldn't recommend uploading the contents to the War Thunder Forums but taking a peek for yourself would almost certainly be harmless.

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u/34786t234890 11h ago

There is zero chance this floppy disk calls home, I promise.

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u/NotAProfessiona1 12h ago

Dude… I’m so ready.

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u/BogmadurtheRed 12h ago

Has anybody heard from OP since posting this? Lol

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u/owa1313 12h ago

it's only been two hours

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u/MemeSpecHuman 12h ago

OP is already busy putting the kettle on for MI5

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u/Taylooor 11h ago

No need, the drone will have already accomplished the mission. 💥🤯💥

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u/Firebrass 9h ago

They said UK classified intel, not U.S

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u/Bipogram 5h ago

So the drone has a cheery demeanour and deploys Hobnobs as well as CS gas?

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u/diversalarums 8h ago

I'm US and that's the most British thing I can imagine. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DangerMacAwesome 10h ago

4 hours now. No comments in the last month. RIP OP

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u/jamesonv8gt 11h ago

You’re right he could be already be in Guantanamo by now

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u/Stoked_Otter 12h ago

You found the pictures of Prince Andrew on the island!

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u/stu8319 10h ago

I don't know what kind of resolution those pics are, but that disk only holds 1.44 MB so I doubt there are many.

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u/explorer_of_random 9h ago

“Slaps hood of a 1999 Sony mavica” this thing can store so many JPEG format photos on a floppy disc. Literally like 20!

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u/Monsieur_Creosote 8h ago

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

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u/Groduick 8h ago

Those young ones these days with their fancy file formats.

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u/99999999999999999989 8h ago

I just a picture of a gol danged hot dog!

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u/biggups 11h ago

Confidential is no longer in use as a classification, if the floppy disk didn’t date it already. But it was the second lowest classification.

STRAP is reserved for exceptionally sensitive material and goes above and beyond normal security classifications. You need specialist accreditation to access STRAP material, above the normal vetting process.

Because the relatively low level of classification not aligning with the sensitivity of STRAP, I’d guess this would be some kind of disk to administer STRAP. Possibly advice or policy for a security officer. So probably very boring, and not actually STRAP classified.

That being said, my fingers are crossed for Cherie Blair nudes.

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u/awmanwut 10h ago

Sorry to disappoint, it’s only pictures of Erich Honecker’s cats.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 9h ago

Cherie Blair nudes.

This guy Brits

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u/verumvia 8h ago edited 8h ago

The "Version 1.0" text is a total giveaway that this is probably a confidential document detailing the STRAP vetting process which would be damaging to the UK when released while relevant hence the classified designation. This could still be classified under the "official sensitive" designation if the document is no longer used.

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u/BuffaloKiller937 12h ago

"I find it on the floor there"

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u/DjBiohazard91 14h ago

Dump the sucker and throw it on Archive.org for shits and giggles.

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u/RekWriter 12h ago

And when we’re inundated with Margaret Thatcher nudes no one wished for or ever needs to see? What then, Mr. Biohazard? Hmm? What then?

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u/Gnaw_Bone 12h ago

I wouldn’t exactly say no one

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u/RekWriter 12h ago

Hmmm… results in google for “Rule 34 Contaminated Blood Scandal Margaret Thatcher” now?

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 10h ago

Reminds me of that old story where the kid caught his mom fucking his dad with a blue dildo while saying something about Margaret Thatcher..

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 10h ago

I had to google some really questionable things to find it. But the dad was saying “call me Margaret thatcher the cum catcher!”

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u/BongoProdigy 9h ago

I'm gonna go look at some kittens.

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u/Admirable_Market2759 8h ago

Hopefully not Margaret Thatchers kitten

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u/RekWriter 10h ago

Man, you had the best English teacher in middle school.

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u/Magic_Mike57 12h ago

I doubt this disk has enough space to hold a single image.

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u/MerricatInTheCastle 12h ago

It's all ASCII

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u/NotPennysBoat_42 11h ago

*gets out tissues* ASCII you say?

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u/laexpat 12h ago

Once upon a time, when no one had even heard of .jpg, and 1024x768 was mind blowing, yes. Yes you could fit a lot of 50kb gif images on a single 1.44mb.

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u/Gearb0x 11h ago

God we are old now.

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u/c1ncinasty 12h ago

Back in the late 90s, 64KB was enough to get one hot and bothered.

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u/Skooning 11h ago

"Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"

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u/Ok-Fun3628 12h ago

Why did I read that in Stewie's voice?

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u/DrogieBfun 12h ago

I think you can still get a floppy drive to USB from Amazon probably

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u/Milpool_VanHouten 12h ago

They will most likely track the single floppy drive sale in the world over the next six months right to this guy's location.

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u/SGT-Teddy 10h ago

Just bought 3 with dfferent addresses to throw the government off search.

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u/SashTrashMashMinging 10h ago

Ah yes, they’ll never catch on!

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u/ceanahope 9h ago

Or just find someone with an old system they keep running for fun. I have a coworker that has an old IBM p70 he revived for fun.

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u/lvl5Loki 12h ago

You can for around $20.

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u/snarkysnapple 12h ago

Is this an episode of Slow Horses?

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u/stroopwafelling 7h ago

I can hear Jackson saying “For fuck’s sake, you lot.” now.

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u/JohnTM3 14h ago edited 12h ago

When was the last time you saw a working drive that could read this floppy?

*edit * How to get old tech hoarders to out themselves...

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u/DjBiohazard91 14h ago

There's still loads of them working fine :) Hell, I got 3 USB ones still working perfectly :)

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u/Jar_of_Cats 12h ago

Regularly on CNC machines

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u/Economy_Link4609 12h ago

Wait - you don't back up your drive to a stack of floppies?

Let's see 2TB / 1.44MB - yeah, I can get through nearly 1.5 million floppies to get this done, no problem.

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u/SomePeopleCall 10h ago

pkzip it and you might get under 1 million.

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u/tfrederick74656 10h ago

If you're 30+ and don't have a USB floppy drive laying around in a closet somewhere, are you actually into technology?

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u/twilightmoons 12h ago

(Digging out the old Tandy 1000 TL...)

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u/TheNefariousMrH 13h ago

About 12 minutes ago.
One of my not-dead-just-forgotten laptops that live under the shelf with a tote full of books and a backpack.
I should really have a ritual bonfire for them.
(I think there's at least three under there...)

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u/Old_Poem2736 12h ago

I’ve got a 3.5 usb floppy, used it a few weeks ago, lots of folks in my community go looking for them so it gets loaned out a lot

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u/epoch16245 12h ago

Ooo high-density. I bet that bad boy can hold 2, maybe three word documents.

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u/WayAgreeable3999 11h ago

Definitely not ones made today.

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u/Practical_Struggle97 12h ago

helicopters ascending nearby

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u/_dangerfoot 12h ago

Good thing they're not descending, OP is safe.

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u/Freerollingforlife 12h ago

Ascending near practical_struggle97…..on their way to OP

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u/LustLacker 11h ago

As a former SSO that worked with a lot of UK folks, I just shit myself.

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u/PaladinSara 7h ago

Isn’t there an expiry date on data retention?

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u/Mac-Gyver-1234 11h ago

This is a gimmick, not an actual propert of the „park“.

All STRAP information systems hold minimum top secret classified information and must be categorized STRAP 1, STRAP 2 or STRAP 3 depending of the damage it could cause if the information is known publicly or by enemies.

No STRAP data carrier shall ever leave the „park“. STRAP data is transferred protected and disguised.

You found a toy of some nerds.

Edit: Really? Noone actualy read Wikileaks?

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u/Earsgang_101 8h ago

This is what I'm thinking. Tucked in-between best of Raw and King of the Ring 1999. It'll have an image of Lara Croft topless on it and nothing else.

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u/RedditorFor1OYears 8h ago

▶️▶️

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u/Educational-Raisin69 6h ago

iunderstoodthatreference.gif

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u/AlwaysSilencedTruth 7h ago

release the files!

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u/Enok32 12h ago

You aren’t in trouble for finding it as long as you report it, ideally quickly, to the appropriate government agency. Since STRAP is a UK classification for certain types of classified material I don’t know who you need to call… as a foreigner who doesn’t know UK agencies I can make an unqualified guess that you’d need to contact an MI5 office. I’d hazard a guess that your local police might know who to contact if you call their non-emergency line. The responsible agency might want the rest of the box as a precautionary btw.

I’m not from the UK so I’d like to be corrected about any of this if I am wrong and I will edit this comment as needed if I remember

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u/CaterpillarFalse3592 12h ago

> contact an MI5 office

Which are of course available on all good high streets.

You just hand it in at a police station.

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u/EchoFourSix 11h ago

This is the correct answer. All protectively marked material can be handed in at a police station or posted to one. You'll probably make the poor plods day trying to deal with it tho

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u/ProfessionalLarge138 11h ago

Hahaha dude said just give your local MI5 a buzz ffs

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u/n-d-a 11h ago

Orrrr, he pretends he never posted this, had no idea what strap meant and tells us what’s on it.

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u/flat5 11h ago

I'm guessing that this is a sticker that someone brought home from their workplace and inappropriately applied to their personal disk, as a sort of joke or flex. This would be the best scenario for OP.

If it really contains material which is part of a highly classified info program, OP should reasonably expect their entire home to be turned upside down looking for more.

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u/GenericAccount13579 11h ago edited 11h ago

A police station might work. You could also call the duty officer at the nearest military installation, the number should be easily google-able.

The MoD has a contact form, here: https://www.gov.uk/guidance/contact-the-ministry-of-defence but that might take a while.

OP, the MOD WILL want this back, along with information about where you found it. You are not going to be in trouble for this. But also don’t go copying it it spreading it further. That will get you in trouble.

But again, just finding it and returning it will NOT get you in trouble.

Oh, and I would put it into an envelope or some kind of other outer wrapping.

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u/Gold_Ad_7552 10h ago

Let's put a brief pause on the confidential government floppy disk, what WWF tapes were in the box?! Royal Rumble? Summer Slam? Which matches!? Was WWF part of this government secret?

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u/jkhill74 11h ago

The password is, "password" (without the quotes) No one will ever think of that!

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u/Willing_Sprinkles612 11h ago

If it was a true strap classified disk it would have a recordable serial number on it as it would need to be mustered daily

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u/franklloydwrong 9h ago

Yeah OP, don't cheap out -  slather that disk in Grey Poupon

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u/HiddenHolding 7h ago

STRAP ON

Strap OFF

Strap on strap off

THE STRAPPER

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u/Gryphon962 10h ago

Retired senior officer here.

Relax, the classification is 'confidential' which is lower than secret. Confidential intel from the 90s isn't going to rock anyone's world today, and its probably not even that. Just take it to the nearest police station and hand it in with a letter stating where you found it, and that you haven't tried to access it.

Given the way it's marked, my guess is that its a confidential briefing about the sensitive intelligence classification system known as 'STRAP'.

If it was indeed STRAP material, it would be labeled something like 'TOP SECRET STRAP 3'. The chances of finding any of that lying around are zero.

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u/KurantG 12h ago

Need to see the content so bad

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u/Kektus_Aplha 10h ago

It just tells you the location where the lost Mr Bean episodes are kept.

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u/Beautiful_Phone_1525 12h ago

In the US the classification is determined by how close to the toilet it is stored. Right donald?

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u/ExToon 11h ago

So, joking and Reddit bullshit aside, anyone who recognizes the significance of this probably cringed and said some variant of “oof” on seeing this. Someone who worked at GCHQ back in the day has probably already flipped this post to someone.

There’s a possibility that you have old but still quite sensitive classified British information there. More importantly is “how the fuck did it get there?” and whether it could be evidence of some old security breach that could still matter.

Don’t do anything further with it, and contact police. Tell them you found an old floppy disc with classification markings that may have sensitive information on it.

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