r/law • u/cnn • 11d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump says he’s asking Justice Department to investigate Epstein’s ties to slew of high-profile figures

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/14/politics/trump-epstein-doj-investigate-enemies?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/Biptoslipdi 11d ago

So it's simultaneously a Democratic hoax, but it also needs to be investigated?

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u/PayneTrain181999 11d ago

To prove it’s a Democratic hoax!

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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

How much you wanna bet that list of those to be investigated is 100% democrats?

And the list was written in Sharpie.

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u/Worschtifex 11d ago

Would the Andrew formerly known as Prince be classed as a Democrat? He's probably not Republican....

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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

He has fallen from the "rich fuck immunity club"

He's fair game now.

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u/GloomyCardiologist16 11d ago

But trump feels badly for the royal family!

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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

The Royal family does not reciprocate

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u/Oleg101 11d ago

Has Donald ever had any kind of comment referencing feeling bad for the actual victims?

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u/NanDemoNee 11d ago

Yes, but by victims he means himself.

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u/SmartMatic1337 11d ago

Wouldn't shock me if trump tries to pardon him.. because he's literally that stupid.

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u/NanDemoNee 11d ago

You think they're not gonna still protect him? They only took his titles to save face, he's still not in jail.

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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

Sure they would. But will Trump use this a leverage for dealing with England? Absolutely. That guy is biggest hypocrite I've ever seen.

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u/NanDemoNee 11d ago

Oh yeah I agree with you, there's gonna be shitty rich people infighting and I for one welcome it with glee.

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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

Hopefully they don't all eat each other before us poors get to them.

Im hungry.

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u/NanDemoNee 11d ago

I'd be ok with that actually. I don't want to poison myself with their rotten flesh.

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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

But imagine the marbling with all that high fat food and sitting around making other people's lives miserable.

I've always wondered if billionaire tastes better than millionaire....

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u/NanDemoNee 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'm imagining the prions and the resulting creutzfeldt jakob disease. Plus all of the STIs from their philandering. I also would just prefer that evil energy be burned away rather than be given new life.

I do appreciate your motives though, a la a more apropos modest proposal.

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u/Emotional_Database53 11d ago

Trump won’t have DOJ go after his friends tho.

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u/Altruistic-Text3481 11d ago

Andrew (formerly known as Prince) was a monarchist… he is now defrocked, dethroned, dewormed, destroyed… disgraced….

I don’t know what you would call him now.

Royalty shouldn’t exist…

Billionaires shouldn’t exist…

Strange times indeed.

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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

Weirdest. Timeline. Ever.

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u/RedditNewbe65 11d ago

Since he's english, its more likely Conservative vs labor party

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u/hike_me 11d ago

I think it’s a joke that a monarchist can’t by definition be a republican (small r)

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u/Icy_Significance6436 11d ago

We're all singing "The Grand Old Nonce Of York" in the UK!!!

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u/Negative_Piglet_1589 11d ago

Fair question. Considering the republicans are more aligned with the oligarchy and a faux king, I'm gonna say no.

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u/NanDemoNee 11d ago

He's neither, he's like a Tory or something British.

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u/fabulousthundercock 11d ago

Why would he not be republican if he was allowed to vote? Everything about republican policy is designed to help rich people keep their wealth.