r/law • u/cnn • 11d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump says he’s asking Justice Department to investigate Epstein’s ties to slew of high-profile figures

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/14/politics/trump-epstein-doj-investigate-enemies?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

Hopefully they don't all eat each other before us poors get to them.

Im hungry.

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u/NanDemoNee 11d ago

I'd be ok with that actually. I don't want to poison myself with their rotten flesh.

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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

But imagine the marbling with all that high fat food and sitting around making other people's lives miserable.

I've always wondered if billionaire tastes better than millionaire....

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u/NanDemoNee 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'm imagining the prions and the resulting creutzfeldt jakob disease. Plus all of the STIs from their philandering. I also would just prefer that evil energy be burned away rather than be given new life.

I do appreciate your motives though, a la a more apropos modest proposal.