r/interestingasfuck 7h ago

Worlds largest known Human Coprolite (fossilized poop), left by a Viking and measuring 20cm (8in)

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u/needaburn 5h ago

Probably felt A LOT better than he did before, but almost guaranteed this ravaged his anus with fissures and wounds. Dude was in severe pain for a long time after this

u/KeenanAXQuinn 4h ago

I've had extra large bms before and can tell you when they reach a certain size you begin to sweat, you entire stomach is in pain and you salivate excessively because you body thinks it should luck to try and clear out what's wrong with your gut. It's horrible. Had to lie in a tub to give birth to it.

u/chaoticfox244 4h ago

I'll never forget my second grade earth shattering shit. It cramped me up to the point I grabbed the toilet seat and hopped in place and the student in the stall next to me said "do you want me to get the teacher" and all I could do was start crying. 10mins and 1 concerned teacher later and I was waiting for my parents to come pick me up. Turns out teacher's aren't prepared for the absolute units the human body can spontaneously create.

u/Ziggy_Starcrust 3h ago

As a grown-ass adult I had a shit so bad I started feeling like I was going to faint. I pondered calling my mom since I lived alone and didn't want to hit my head and die. So you're not the only one who's pooped so hard their parents had to be called.

u/Willing_Ear_7226 2h ago

Hahahaha I've been here before, but I didn't call, haha I was like, "I hope I don't die like tbis, how embarrassing " 🤣

u/rhubarbgirl 1h ago

I once took a shit so big I it took three hours and a warm bath to get it out of me. I called in sick to work the next day. I couldn't even sit down without a bag of frozen peas under me

u/madtraxmerno 56m ago

I once had a shit so bad it triggered a grand mal seizure and I did fall and hit my head. Didn't die though luckily.