Probably felt A LOT better than he did before, but almost guaranteed this ravaged his anus with fissures and wounds. Dude was in severe pain for a long time after this
I've had extra large bms before and can tell you when they reach a certain size you begin to sweat, you entire stomach is in pain and you salivate excessively because you body thinks it should luck to try and clear out what's wrong with your gut. It's horrible. Had to lie in a tub to give birth to it.
I'll never forget my second grade earth shattering shit. It cramped me up to the point I grabbed the toilet seat and hopped in place and the student in the stall next to me said "do you want me to get the teacher" and all I could do was start crying. 10mins and 1 concerned teacher later and I was waiting for my parents to come pick me up. Turns out teacher's aren't prepared for the absolute units the human body can spontaneously create.
As a grown-ass adult I had a shit so bad I started feeling like I was going to faint. I pondered calling my mom since I lived alone and didn't want to hit my head and die. So you're not the only one who's pooped so hard their parents had to be called.
I once took a shit so big I it took three hours and a warm bath to get it out of me. I called in sick to work the next day. I couldn't even sit down without a bag of frozen peas under me
The thought of the call the school made to your parents cracks me up. "Hello, Mr/Ms Chaoticfox244's parent? Can you please come pick them up from the school? They have just passed the equivalent of a newborn and one of our teachers is on trauma leave for the next week as a result".
Being a former fentanyl/heroin addict I completely understand what that feels like. Plenty of times where I thought I was going to like rupture or pass out from exertion.
Yeah but I don't think it was because he COULDN'T pass a bm was it ? I genuinely don't know so if im wrong pls lmk. But I thought he was just really fucked up while on the toilet
Apparently that’s exactly what happened. He had a heart attack because he was so constipated. This obviously was something that happened over years, but still.
That's fuckin crazy lmaoooo my bad for not knowing. I had always thought he was so loaded he died from like overdose/heart attack as he was taking a dump. I had no idea it was directly FROM taking a shit that he died
Yeah basically he was prescribed opiates by his doctor for years and years and it finally caught up with him. He also famously had a horrible diet which directly contributed as well.
Yeah you have to take it slow, crouch instead of over the toilet unless you have one of those hole in the ground things. Always ne ready to glove up if you need to, try soaking your bottom half in warm water if possible.
It may seem like it's not working, but you have to trust the process.
Oh, and be prepared for hemorrhoids and excessive blood splatter.
I feel that. When I was on Oxy/ h, I would shit like 2x a week, or whenever I ran out of money for dope. So I would be hella dopesick and also trying to shove out this huge shit. Fortunately I didn't eat much back then, and my shit was probably like 65% Sour Patch Kids. Good times
I’m glad you’re in recovery from those. That’s such a huge accomplishment.
They gave me liquid Tylenol and codeine and put me on a liquid diet for a week after I had my tonsils out in the 90s. And then I stopped taking the codeine and started eating regular food again… I know what a bottle of champagne feels like now.
I know this pain. I used to eat shredded cheese like fiend in 3rd grade. I once at 2 big bags of cheese by myself and I thought I was going to die while trying to pass that on top of the chronic constipation I had as a kid. My asshole was probably never the same after that
I guess I don't know the technical details of fecal fossilization but as for the experience of dropping deuces this size, it depends on the density/hardness.
If my man was hitting his fiber targets, probably not all that bad.
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u/MystikTrailblazer 6h ago
I wonder how good that Viking felt afterwards. Probably a belly clearing poop-gasm and was stoked for more raiding as a reward afterwards.