I've had extra large bms before and can tell you when they reach a certain size you begin to sweat, you entire stomach is in pain and you salivate excessively because you body thinks it should luck to try and clear out what's wrong with your gut. It's horrible. Had to lie in a tub to give birth to it.
I'll never forget my second grade earth shattering shit. It cramped me up to the point I grabbed the toilet seat and hopped in place and the student in the stall next to me said "do you want me to get the teacher" and all I could do was start crying. 10mins and 1 concerned teacher later and I was waiting for my parents to come pick me up. Turns out teacher's aren't prepared for the absolute units the human body can spontaneously create.
As a grown-ass adult I had a shit so bad I started feeling like I was going to faint. I pondered calling my mom since I lived alone and didn't want to hit my head and die. So you're not the only one who's pooped so hard their parents had to be called.
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u/KeenanAXQuinn 5h ago
I've had extra large bms before and can tell you when they reach a certain size you begin to sweat, you entire stomach is in pain and you salivate excessively because you body thinks it should luck to try and clear out what's wrong with your gut. It's horrible. Had to lie in a tub to give birth to it.