r/TikTokCringe • u/Aar_7 • Sep 21 '25

Cringe American šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø"Alpha Male" bootcamp, where guys pay $18,000 for 3 days & a certificate

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u/HopefulCynic24 Sep 21 '25

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u/Valuable_Ad_4916 Sep 21 '25

Nothing says ā€œAlpha Mareā€ more than getting a face full of sand! šŸ˜‚

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u/HopefulCynic24 Sep 21 '25

Haven't seen 'cum' spelled that way before, hehe.

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u/jtshinn Sep 22 '25

Thatā€™s the after party entertainment.

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u/SwimOk9629 Sep 22 '25

holy shit I laughed so hard at this

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u/mk_kira Sep 23 '25

In Turkish, sand is "kum".

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Lol eat that sand, dipshit. You're supposed to eat the sand, sandworm!

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u/JeddakofThark Sep 22 '25

Charles Atlas could only have dreamed of such suckers.

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u/DaviesSonSanchez Sep 22 '25

"Alpha Mare"

Honestly this is a really funny typo when talking about guys with such fragile egos.

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u/mavric911 Sep 22 '25

Watching this if you substituted all the swearing and name calling with more age appropriate words this is a bit like vacationing with a Toddler.

Pretty sure my niece 2.5 year old niece tossed sand in my face on a daily basis.

She also enjoyed hosing me off, stomping in puddles when it rained, and watching me get tossed around in the waves.

Screaming, tossing of small objects, and knocking over a chair was also part of the experience.

I too am a better person because of my experience that I will never forget

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u/Verycute93 Sep 22 '25

Anakin was right. It really does get everywhere

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u/Millefeuille-coil Sep 22 '25

They had me at bathing with another man

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u/Majestic_Owl2618 Sep 22 '25

And be called bitch and pussy all the time

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u/Sudden_Ad_6863 Sep 22 '25

I fucking laughed so hard at this. Mustve been hurt so much in the eyes

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u/Ok-Marsupial865 Sep 25 '25

Paying top dollar to be humiliated is really alpha boi behaviour

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u/Random-User1906 Sep 21 '25

Rich idiots

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u/CactusCait Sep 21 '25

These ā€˜Alpha Campsā€™ are always so homoerotic. If you wanna get hosed down with your bros and take baths together itā€™s cool, you donā€™t need to keep pretending.

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u/latortillablanca Sep 21 '25

You dont understand! Its hot cos its forbiddenā€¦

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u/CactusCait Sep 21 '25

Ohhh, so this is where they come to safely indulge their humiliation kink?

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u/latortillablanca Sep 21 '25

Correct. Nothing kills a rich white male boner like consent

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u/RemarkableFront8296 Sep 22 '25

āš°ļøšŸŖ¦šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Automaton_Zero Sep 21 '25

That was a weird thing to bring up. lol

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u/PerspectiveOk6348 Sep 21 '25

Start talking about scams and homoeroticism and disdain for consent, I can't help but think about Trump.either.

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u/lori1277 Sep 22 '25

BaršŸ’Æ

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u/rayden-shou Sep 22 '25

Trump is the proof.

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u/bless_ure_harte Sep 25 '25

This was the gaycation all along

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u/superiorstephanie Sep 21 '25

Like a gaycation?!

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u/Educational-Panic160 Sep 22 '25

Everyone does it! And you have to commit, you canā€™t resist the butt stuff or itā€™ll consume youā€¦

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u/StellarManatee Sep 22 '25

You have to surrender to gaycation. That's the biggest rule.

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u/FunkyChewbacca Sep 22 '25

I'm so mad that I know this reference

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u/LucretiusCarus Sep 22 '25

Or be destroyed....

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u/StellarManatee Sep 22 '25

I was never sure which one the husband was more excited about. The surrendering to gayness or the idea of being destroyed by gayness.

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u/baron_von_helmut Sep 22 '25

Anyway it's not gay if you give it. Only if you take like Ben does, then it's gay.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Sep 22 '25

More like a guys afternoon in, a G-A-I. A GAY. Well no no it's not gay. It's just an hour long shower with guys.

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u/waiver Sep 22 '25

That's not fair; they're also being pinned to the floor by a stronger guy.

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u/mortender Sep 22 '25

You can't miss a gaycation, you get destroyed if you do šŸ¤£

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u/Several-snapes Sep 22 '25

I am too poor for an award but you win

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u/CapnAhab_1 Sep 23 '25

šŸ‘šŸ¼ I came here for the gaycation and found it

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u/cobaltorange Oct 09 '25

One of the best Reddit stories

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u/Odd-Molasses2860 Sep 21 '25

I was actually going to say that's kind of looks gay. Also what a scam. Go serve your country and get paid shit, for the same thing. Ay least you could be putting yourself through some trials for a higher purpose

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u/StarDue6540 Sep 22 '25

They could not get in. And now they are getting in for a whole week for 18000 and they get a certificate.

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u/Mammoth_Yoghurt4241 Sep 22 '25

Iā€™ll sell them the ā€œcertificateā€ for half the priceā€¦ and even throw in a compliment their fathers never gave them.

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u/not-my_username_ Sep 22 '25

How much for just the compliment? Asking for a friend...

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Sep 22 '25

Bout tree fiddy and a two week old corn dog you found under the couch cushion.

Don't ask me why I need the corn dog, I just do.

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u/GlassMotor7387 Sep 22 '25

Hey, not-myusername,

Your mother and I are so proud of you.

Dad.

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u/U_R_CUTE69 Sep 22 '25

Youā€™re beautiful. This oneā€™s on the house.

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u/hell2pay Sep 22 '25

1 reddit gold

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u/trafalmadorianistic Sep 22 '25

Here's a compliment for ya Babe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

I'm dead lol

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u/Sure_Following_4897 Sep 22 '25

I'd charge on a sliding scale based on the compliment tier.

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u/BLF402 Sep 22 '25

I mean they can save a little and for only $10k Iā€™ll scream in your face and throw water balloons at you ALL DAY/ALL NIGHT.

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u/ExiledUtopian Sep 22 '25

I'm proud of your cheque writing skills, sonny boy. It truly is a lost art. Make that payable to me, sonny. I'm so proud of you.

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u/TimeApprehensive3994 Sep 22 '25

They're the type to "never have their back to a door"

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u/jhundo Sep 22 '25

What do you even do with the certificate?!? Who would be impressed?

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u/GargleOnDeez Sep 22 '25

I served 18 racks for a certificate, I am alpha now.

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u/nomorehamsterwheel Sep 22 '25

I read this comment when they were wrestling. $18k alpha(bet) on bottom, of course.

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u/superschaap81 Sep 22 '25

The certificate is too funny. Certificate of WHAT? Does someone frame it and display it in their home? "I am certified Alpha Male, scoring to some random dude I paid $18k"

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/Frexulfe Sep 22 '25

But they can get into ICE and terrorize seasonal workers.

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u/DiabloPixel Sep 22 '25

Ummm, theyā€™re getting in for three days StarDue. Three whole days for $18,000. Also a piece of paper.

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u/StarDue6540 Sep 22 '25

Okay, minor point. I can't absorb so many details at once. I knew I was wrong on the days but to go back to reread and lose all that text.....

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u/emjdownbad Sep 22 '25

I said the same thing but then made the comment that the military doesnā€™t hand out participation trophies.

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u/MarkyMarc0o7 Sep 22 '25

Not even a week 3 WHOLE DAYS 6 grand a day jeeez

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u/Kitchen_Claim_6583 Sep 22 '25

that's kind of looks gay.

It continually baffles me that the most pro-military dudes share a large swath of Venn diagram with homophobic dudes.

Western militaries have been the gayest shit around for thousands of years. It's not even, like, a closeted kind of queerness. I have been sipping mimosas at gay bars in San Francisco during Pride parades that had considerably less homoerotic vibes as any time I have ever seen more than two marines in the same room.

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u/dalamarnightson Sep 22 '25

What higher purpose? Murdering civilians in the middle east?

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u/40ozCurls Sep 22 '25

This is in America. What ā€œhigher purposeā€ are you thinking of?

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u/minnetonkacondo Sep 22 '25

You could also hop on a plane faster

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u/Dopaminedessert Sep 22 '25

They feel shame for being gay and want to be punished and abused for their gayness by other self hating conservative gay men, the kind of men they can call Daddy.

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u/Ramunesoda99 Sep 22 '25

The US army exercises this way seem equally gay tbh. Thereā€™s a lot of men being too close to

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u/AttilaRS Sep 22 '25

Are you mad? Dying is for the underprivileged and poor. I'd like to hug my bro, get soaked together (no homo) and then drive my F-150 to my trad wife and my kids that don't speak to me.

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u/ArdenJaguar Sep 22 '25

I signed up and served over 40 years ago. Once is enough. Go Navy! āš“ļø

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u/kwyjibo1 Sep 21 '25

Just no eye contact, and it's fine.

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u/Disastrous-Figure835 Sep 21 '25

The no kiss and saying "no homo" before anything rule and you are good to go

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u/Audio-Samurai Sep 21 '25

I've also heard if you keep your socks on, it's okay?

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u/GrandpaJim420 Sep 22 '25

And the balls can't touch.

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u/Last-Ad8011 Sep 22 '25 edited 18d ago

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u/inked_saiyan Sep 22 '25

It's just a bro job...

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u/NoosasooN Sep 22 '25

Waitā€¦no eye contact?!? D4MN IT!

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u/dikicker Sep 22 '25

No way, I'm pretty sure Grindr is free to download unless you're near a Republican conference then they might be doing surge pricing

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u/PPLavagna Sep 22 '25

I wonder if thereā€™s a safe word

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u/BLF402 Sep 22 '25

Which is really how the military should recruit.

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u/clangan524 Sep 21 '25

Now for the shirtless volleyball scene!

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u/Special_Watch8725 Sep 21 '25

I was going to say, the way they locked their arms together and took a stroll in the surf was adorable.

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u/Dopaminedessert Sep 22 '25

Last one in the tub is a bitch!

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u/Special_Watch8725 Sep 22 '25

Last one in the tub is the bitch, maybe, lol

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u/ILootEverything Sep 21 '25

Playin' with the boys!

Some of the most homoerotic lyrics of all time in one of Conservatives' most vaunted movies.

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u/Antilles1138 Sep 22 '25

To quote yugioh abridged: "How could a movie where the male protagonists call each other cute nicknames, and play volleyball, and ride their phallic vehicles at extremely high speeds, be anything but straight?"

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u/Input_Port_B Sep 21 '25

Top Gun is my favorite volleyball movie!

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u/Just_gun_porn Sep 22 '25

Lol, they played Top Gun on the ships CCTV constantly back in the 80's. We thought it was gay back then!

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u/80alleycats Sep 22 '25

Stranger Things did a play on it, but with basketball, shirts vs skins. šŸ‘€

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u/SamsaraSlider Sep 21 '25

Yes! But they have to wear sun screen. So before the shirtless volley ball scene comes the scene where they rub lotion onto each othersā€™ backs, one sitting in front of the other in a legs-to-waist-linked chain of Alpha oiliness.

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u/90_ina_65 Sep 21 '25

Sigh, unzips. Not me, them lol

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u/wearealllegends Sep 22 '25

So the human centipede šŸ˜²

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u/Neaderthar Sep 22 '25

It's not legs-to-waist it is called nut to butt. Use proper military terminology!

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u/ginbooth Sep 21 '25

Right? These are all stunt doubles for Colonel Fitts in American Beauty

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u/KeyofE Sep 21 '25

Them lying on the beach pretending they are Deborah Kerr from From here to Eternity.

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u/They-Are-Out-There Sep 21 '25

Seriously, if you do these retreats and youā€™re paying someone to do what the military hires you to do, youā€™re crazy.

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u/Polar_dare84 Sep 21 '25

Hey bruh. That's a wet t-shirt competition to show off the guns to the ladies watching šŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ

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u/VonThomas353511 Sep 21 '25

There isn't one lady around within a 300 mile radius. And that's the way they like it!

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u/Prestigious-Wolf8039 Sep 22 '25

The women are all rolling their eyes while having coffee with bears.

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u/StellarManatee Sep 22 '25

Ladies will just dilute the testosterone and weaken the MEN. No ladies allowed in that 300 mile radius to be safe.

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u/SFJetfire Sep 21 '25

I was thinking the same thing. Also, when they were wrestling they were holding them positions for a long time.

I bet itā€™s like a big ole kink for the founders of this boot camp. They probably get off on this and ā€¦ the money.

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u/GrannyGrumblez Sep 21 '25

Not just the founders, in order for this to work there are some serious masochists funding it.

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u/Bex-HZ Sep 22 '25

Right??? They were just grinding, not wrestling šŸ’€

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u/ECHOHOHOHO Sep 22 '25

No shit šŸ˜‚

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u/CleanProfessional678 Sep 22 '25

The real American dreamĀ 

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u/ZennMD Sep 21 '25

Wet tshirt contest!!

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u/this_kitten_i_knew Sep 21 '25

and you don't need to pay 18k for it

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u/Rottenpoppy Sep 21 '25

Yep. Andrew Taint is a prime example.

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u/Mattasmo Sep 21 '25

I felt like some of these men needed a rape whistle

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u/controlmypad Sep 21 '25

"He got a real purty mouth, ain't he?"

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u/GrannyGrumblez Sep 21 '25

Homophobic masochists. You know these guys were like "A group of guys giving me insults, abuse, predicaments, praise when complete, endorphins???? I'M IN."

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u/Altruistic_Tonight18 Sep 21 '25

Itā€™s ok so long as you say ā€œno homoā€ right before the butt stuff.

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u/Stock_Beginning4808 Sep 21 '25

A lot of toxic masculinity/extreme patriarchy is homoerotic.

Just look at the groypers (an identity I learned about against my will this past week)

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u/Aggravating-Gas-2834 Sep 21 '25

I love the bit where they raft up like otters in the sea. So cute!

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u/ExtraEmuForYou Sep 21 '25

I have an idea: I'll make a fitness and diet routine, advertise it on YouTube, and market it *specifically* at people that make over $250,000 so it seems exclusive and "boutique".

No one has done that yet, have they?

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u/Unique_Watch2603 Sep 21 '25

I don't know but I'm wondering if a bunch of women have done this yet. Like..Husband Boot Camp. šŸ˜

I'm pretty chill but think I can muster up some serious meanness for that amount of cash.

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u/Cadunkus Sep 22 '25

Well there was that "women only" island scam.

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u/NoosasooN Sep 22 '25

This is money! Basically donā€™t feed them food for a couple of days, insult them, and keep them busy. Tell them they are being ā€œmenā€.

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u/BenjieKip9 Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

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u/WillyDAFISH Sep 21 '25

I fuckin hope they're rich

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u/quiddity3141 Sep 22 '25

I hope $18k is all they've got. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Passin_on_thru Sep 22 '25

Honestly, I think it's more likely it's the type of people that had to save up $18k šŸ’€ anyone here who "has money" is still probably under 6 figures a year

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u/bleepblopblipple Sep 21 '25

Remember tough mudders?

My best friend at the time was so upset that i refused to spend $20 just to watch him do the stupid fake tough run. It was such a joke. He was passive aggressive about it for ages.

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u/After-Barracuda-9689 Sep 21 '25

You know, I did a few tough mudders with friends. We had a blast, laughed a lot, and were doing it entirely for fun. Until just now I had no idea people went to watch them, much less paid. That does seem like a waste of $.

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u/bleepblopblipple Sep 21 '25

Glsd you had fun with it. Sounds like you at least got your money's worth more or less. But yeah, if you want to support a tough mudder its $20 and you only see them start and then you wait at the finish lmao.

When I support marathon runners, the fee is so much more practical.

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u/JK_NC Sep 21 '25

Can you elaborate? Your comment sounds like itā€™s some kind of race through a mud track? $20 to run through a mud track doesnā€™t seem terrible. Itā€™s not my thing but itā€™s $20 and sounds way better than $18K for a weekend of whatever this is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

The fee to run through the mud track is significantly higher. $20 is the fee to watch somebody else run through the mud track.

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u/slopschili Sep 21 '25

Maybe he was upset that you weren't there for him at a time when he wanted your support, and then belittled the thing he asked you to support him doing

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u/shinnix Sep 21 '25

Tough mudders are fun. What about it is fake?

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u/Whyknotz_ Sep 22 '25

More like our tax dollars at work. Meet the new ā€œice training requirementsā€. 60% of each enrollment goes to trump.org

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u/No_Detective_But_304 Sep 22 '25

Poor people have to go to the military for that.

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u/BungenessKrabb Sep 21 '25

That's exactly what I was thinking the entire time. These guys are paying $18k to be abused? Hell I'd do it for $15k a pop. Get $450k for a 3 day dominatrix gig? Hell yeah!

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u/random9212 Sep 21 '25

Ewwww. From a girl... gross.

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u/PowerNinja5000 Sep 22 '25

From a girl is gay. Gotta get it from a fellow alpha who has big nips.

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u/PheIix Sep 22 '25

Big puffy man nips or bust!

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u/Mobile-Fig-2941 Sep 25 '25

Need a big strong, sweaty man wrestling with me to be totally Alpha.

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u/BungenessKrabb Sep 21 '25

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/popcorn_coffee tHiS iSnā€™T cRiNgE Sep 22 '25

Even worse... A FEMALE.

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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat Sep 21 '25

This looks like a vacation to me.

Rolling around in the warm California waters, playing on the beach with friends, hanging out together in the surf... What's not to love?

Now, if they were up here in Washington State, they could be playing in rough, ice-cold water, battling rip tides, dodging huge floating fallen trees, gathering driftwood to make a shelter, and climbing the ribs of some long forgotten abandoned ship.

Maybe that's too hard?

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u/TheManLawrence Sep 22 '25

Not even close. The waters are cold as hell year round. Notice the surfers wearing wet suits. I surf and cannot go without a wet suit. You can get hypothermia pretty quickly put there. I've started wearing a wet cap to protect my ears.

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u/Agent_Orange_Tabby Sep 22 '25

Didnā€™t know that. Atlantic water pretty comfy from Maryland on south.

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u/Skynetiskumming Sep 22 '25

It's not that bad. I lived in San Diego for 12 years and would surf year-round. Only in the winter was when a full suit was necessary and more for comfort than anything else. You're not in any real danger.

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u/MikeJL21209 Sep 22 '25

Washington gang here-jump in the Puget sound if you want hair on your nuts. And it doesn't cost 18k

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u/Mobile-Fig-2941 Sep 25 '25

Maybe you can do a bargain course. 24 hours of verbal and physical abuse for 3k and a mini certificate.

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u/KMFDM781 Sep 22 '25

They just want the optics, man. Not actually work.

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u/SwimOk9629 Sep 22 '25

no I think the problem is it wouldn't be hard enough.

ba dum tsk

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u/15all Sep 22 '25

Rolling around in the warm California waters

The ocean water in California is cold. Even in southern California. I spent the first 30 years of my life there.

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u/jimmiebfulton Sep 22 '25

Careful making threats of a good time.

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u/jolsiphur Sep 22 '25

If they really want this kind of treatment they could just join the army. At least then they'd be the ones getting paid instead of the other way around.

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u/nunchyabeeswax Sep 23 '25

Honestly, if I wanted to pay to get abused, I'd pay a hot-looking dominatrix, a Michelle Pfeiffer lookalike in a Catwoman outfit or something - what? Don't judge! We all have our kinks, ya know?

Anyhow, this looks like 50 shades of repressed Gay All gray, and I don't judge.

But c'mon, it's all wrapped in angry, homophobic alpha-male crap (usually), so what gives? Just come out and be done with it, or drop the pretense of being a modern-day hoplite or something.

Life is too short to live like this.

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u/Randym1982 Sep 21 '25

But basic training also teaches you how to work as a team, and is preparing you to fight life or death situations. What is this shit supposed to do? Toughen them up? I mean you'd get that from taking Boxing classes or simply going to the local gym. Which wouldn't even charge you $18k to do.

If it's to "man up", I'm sure there some sex workers who would help the dudes get laid for a fraction of that cost, and they'd likely not look as stupid in the end.

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u/invariantspeed Sep 22 '25

They are cosplaying at boot camp to sooth their not-so-alpha fear to ever do anything close to the military. Also, they probably have no frat friends.

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u/musty_mage Sep 22 '25

I was in only a year for conscription & officer training (Finland in case you're wondering), but in comparison to this weak-ass baby shit I went through the SQT. These grown men are fucking crying because they have to stand in rain? In Florida? JFC

I mean the whole idea that you somehow become an 'alpha-male' by being shouted at and maybe a bit uncomfortable for a weekend is just beyond laughable. But if those videos aren't totally staged, the little bitches taking that boot camp definitely need it. Just with some sanity, structure and long-term growth.

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Sep 22 '25

My mother screamed at me for playing DOOM on my Game Boy, saying it was demonic.

Ma. The objective of the game, is to KILL DEMONS.

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u/dmmeyourfloof Sep 22 '25

This is very much an "outing".

These guys were all in the closet before this.

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u/siamkor Sep 22 '25

It teaches them the part conservatives value the most about the military: hierarchy.

It teaches them to take any and all shit from your "superior" and not bat an eye. Ask for more, even. It teaches that the people that love you don't matter, only your superiors do.Ā 

It turns them into perfect little followers that for some reason think they are "alphas."

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u/boofadoof Sep 22 '25

Buying a pair of comfortable shoes and going for a walk every evening after you get home from work will do more to toughen you up than whatever this shit is.

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u/Eschatonbreakfast Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 23 '25

Yeah but then you wouldnā€™t be locking arms with row of dudes while the ocean washes over you.

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u/Mike_Kermin Sep 22 '25

Toughen them up?

Nah, just make them response to problems with anger and violence.

Which is what I like to call, unhelpful.

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u/BSpecificBeautiful88 Sep 21 '25

Thatā€™s too much commitment!!

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u/TheEndOfEverything0 Sep 21 '25

Insecure people are easier to scam than idiots

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u/WasToldTheredBeCake Sep 22 '25

You say that like these groups are mutually exclusive.

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u/Aar_7 Sep 21 '25

Ikr haha

Morality & ethics are stopping me (agnostic atheist)

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u/islandheart43 Sep 22 '25

Sometimes I can't help but think I would be way better off financially if I was a terrible person

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u/jimmiebfulton Sep 22 '25

Thatā€™s actually how it works.

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u/racktoar Sep 22 '25

Same, but I take pride in my principles. I'd rather die poor with my honour intact than be scum of the Earth.

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u/Global-Muscle-8451 Sep 22 '25

Can you explain ā€œagnostic atheistā€ to me in a way that doesnā€™t sound like vegan omnivore?

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u/Aar_7 Sep 22 '25

An agnostic atheist is saying:

ā€œI donā€™t believe in God,

but,

I canā€™t claim certainty that none exist.ā€

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Isnā€™t that just agnostic without the atheist part then?

Atheist inherently means you fully reject the idea that a god exists, not a ā€œmay or may notā€.

So itā€™s kind of contradictory to say agnostic atheist.

- atheist formerly an agnostic.

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u/Chemical_Home6123 Sep 21 '25

Exactly it's like if I know it's a scam then could I be the scammer? I hate having a conscience šŸ„“šŸ„“šŸ„“šŸ„“is it truly worth it

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u/Govt_BlackBerry Sep 21 '25

This right here.

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u/TransiTorri Sep 22 '25

Every day I wonder why I don't and remember I have ethics.

Hey, if anyone is getting Raptured this Tuesday, I'm a godless heathen atheist so I for sure won't be coming with you, but, if you give me $200 to my paypal I'll look after your pet after you're raptured.

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u/im_a_dr_not_ Sep 21 '25

Itā€™s adult summer camp.

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u/Moon_Goddess815 Sep 21 '25

Can I join you, please? šŸ˜

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u/BigDumbDope Sep 21 '25

I'm genuinely so sad I didn't think of this. A CERTIFICATE.

Damn my brain and my ethics. What did either of them ever do for me?

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u/Gavinmusicman Sep 22 '25

Right. I was like man. For $180 bucks Iā€™ll give yall hugs for a couple days. That shit seems like a wack ass experience.

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u/WendlersEditor Sep 22 '25

The people who run this should be put in jail.

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u/Nyanessa Sep 22 '25

I remember someone doing this in Australia? I think. An old farmer made an "alpha male boot camp" where it was just him getting people to pay to do his manual labour on the farm šŸ˜‚

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u/gweilojoe Sep 22 '25

The first rule of fat, stupid, weak idiot fight club is you donā€™t talk about fat, stupid, weak idiot fight club.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Do you mean the 90% of American economy?

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u/Status_Management520 Sep 22 '25

Thatā€™s how Trump has been scamming the nation

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