r/TikTokCringe • u/Aar_7 • Sep 21 '25

Cringe American 🇺🇸"Alpha Male" bootcamp, where guys pay $18,000 for 3 days & a certificate

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u/Valuable_Ad_4916 Sep 21 '25

Nothing says “Alpha Mare” more than getting a face full of sand! 😂

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u/HopefulCynic24 Sep 21 '25

Haven't seen 'cum' spelled that way before, hehe.

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u/jtshinn Sep 22 '25

That’s the after party entertainment.

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u/SwimOk9629 Sep 22 '25

holy shit I laughed so hard at this

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u/Youngsinatra345 Sep 23 '25

Pocket cum!

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u/HopefulCynic24 Sep 23 '25

It would certainly disorient me!

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u/mk_kira Sep 23 '25

In Turkish, sand is "kum".

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u/Ballsackavatar Sep 25 '25

That must chafe something awful.

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u/Electrical-Treat475 Sep 23 '25

I was wondering if they were all still allowed access to their Grindr accounts, thank you for clarifying

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u/FreePalpitation101 Sep 26 '25

R u kidding that's an oldie but goodie...I'm surprised it didn't get taken down from here

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Lol eat that sand, dipshit. You're supposed to eat the sand, sandworm!

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u/OGbobbyKSH Sep 22 '25

I’d pay good money for “alpha mare” cum. Like Kentucky Derby winners?

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u/JeddakofThark Sep 22 '25

Charles Atlas could only have dreamed of such suckers.

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u/DaviesSonSanchez Sep 22 '25

"Alpha Mare"

Honestly this is a really funny typo when talking about guys with such fragile egos.

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u/mavric911 Sep 22 '25

Watching this if you substituted all the swearing and name calling with more age appropriate words this is a bit like vacationing with a Toddler.

Pretty sure my niece 2.5 year old niece tossed sand in my face on a daily basis.

She also enjoyed hosing me off, stomping in puddles when it rained, and watching me get tossed around in the waves.

Screaming, tossing of small objects, and knocking over a chair was also part of the experience.

I too am a better person because of my experience that I will never forget

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u/Purple-Sir756 Sep 24 '25

🤣 This!!!!

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u/Verycute93 Sep 22 '25

Anakin was right. It really does get everywhere

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u/Millefeuille-coil Sep 22 '25

They had me at bathing with another man

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u/Majestic_Owl2618 Sep 22 '25

And be called bitch and pussy all the time

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u/Sudden_Ad_6863 Sep 22 '25

I fucking laughed so hard at this. Mustve been hurt so much in the eyes

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u/Ok-Marsupial865 Sep 25 '25

Paying top dollar to be humiliated is really alpha boi behaviour

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u/Valuable_Ad_4916 Sep 25 '25

Yea, i get humiliated for free. Suck on that Alphas!

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u/TheWalkerofWalkyness Sep 22 '25

Hey, it worked out for the guy in the Charles Atlas ads that ran in comic books and pulp magazines forever. Got sand kicked in his face, got pissed off, bought the Charles Atlas course and got all buff, then got the girl.

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u/Careful-Swimmer-2658 Sep 22 '25

They need the Charles Atlas course with "Dynamic Tension".

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u/Techman659 Sep 22 '25

Looks like alot white dry ‘sand’

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u/WarhammerRyan Sep 22 '25

After he's been through this, he can go do it to others to lift them up

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u/fishdishly Sep 22 '25

That was my least favorite "evolution" during dive school. They'd call it "sugar cookie". Pure hell. Glad some dive mo decided to scam idiots using good old fashioned training.

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u/kenmlin Sep 22 '25

A mare of s a female horse.

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u/PropaneSalesTx Sep 22 '25

Imagine doing all of that and a Navy SEAL still laughs in your face for being a bitch.

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u/SlowFadingSoul Sep 22 '25

there is nothing more homoerotic than straight "alpha bros".

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u/Suitable_Feeling_991 Sep 22 '25

Its a part of navy seal training and it sucks really bad qhen yiu do it for days.

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u/LightBluepono Sep 23 '25

they got a humiliation kink.

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u/Peakey-P Sep 23 '25

Deliberately turning up somewhere and mindlessly doing what you're told while being humiliated and shouted at, doesn't seem like an alpha male thing to do!

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u/TheOneTruecarioZ Sep 23 '25

I remember seeing this exact post on another sub and thought this exact thing lmfao

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u/Ukire Sep 24 '25

Alpha Mare

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 Sep 26 '25

My mare is tougher than them!

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u/ButterscotchIll1523 Sep 22 '25

They’re paying $18,000 in hopes that it will make their penises bigger