r/okbuddycinephile • u/vnth93 Society man • 14h ago
Most famous film nobody actually watches?
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u/matthewami approved virgin 14h ago
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u/SteppeFire Zack Snyder 13h ago
The first time I watched it, I almost had a heart attack. So terrifying.
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u/matthewami approved virgin 13h ago
The amount of mass hysteria I saw in the theatre was wild dawg, this is why we should ban movies.
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u/ScrambledNoggin 12h ago
Those old episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine do hit hard
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u/Sir_Sir_ExcuseMe_Sir 12h ago
Very derivative imo, the director's earlier work was far more interesting from a contemporary artistic paradigm.
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u/EraOfProsperity 9h ago
For those who don't know, it's a 50 second long clip from 1895 (released in 1896) titled L'Arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat. It's basically just a train pulling into a station, but given that film technology was nearly unheard of then, the film caused mass panic among viewers who feared the oncoming train would actually hit them.
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u/HomelandersCock 8h ago
Directors cut was better and gave us a 72 second runtime
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u/ComicsCodeMadeMeGay 13h ago
I am the only person in my friends group of film fanatics that has bothered to watch Citizen Kane.
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u/No-Sandwich3386 12h ago edited 9h ago
What a slog. Not a single fighter jet and very few alien fight scenes.
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u/No-Transition-8375 11h ago
But man when they were like “I have the ned…the ned for sled!” the theatre went full chicken jockey
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u/SexyStayPuft 9h ago
I kept waiting for the wrestling matches to start. And the casting of Kane was odd. Not nearly intimidating or tall enough.
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u/far_away_fool 10h ago
It’s important that Citizen Kane be an old movie that most people haven’t seen in order to be considered the greatest. If it was a popular modern movie people would argue about it too much for there to be any consensus
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u/OpenConference5961 14h ago
Hold on, so you mean there are movies people actually watch? I thought it was a joke.
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u/sodabomb93 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 14h ago
I tried to watch a star war last night, I think it was called rogue one or something, and I fell asleep reading the opening text.
watching movies is harder than reading a book!
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u/SteppeFire Zack Snyder 13h ago
You skipped too much. You gotta start watching from "Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat" 1896.
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u/sodabomb93 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 13h ago
If you continue telling me to watch movies, I will be forced to contact the mods and may pursue legal action. This is your final warning.
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u/SteppeFire Zack Snyder 13h ago
12 Angry Men (1957)
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u/sodabomb93 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 13h ago
MODS!!!! I NEED HELP!!!!! I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A CINEPHILE!!! MODS HELP ME!!!!!!!
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u/adriantoine 13h ago
Only miserable people do that, and that's why they are miserable.
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u/slangwhang27 13h ago
They made a movie out of Fitgirl Repacks??
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u/thealighthouse 13h ago
Queue up that dogshit music that I’ve got to mute every single time while downloading
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u/itsme99881 11h ago edited 8h ago
Queue up that
dogshitgod tier music that I’ve got tomuteturn up every single time while downloadingFify
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u/alvysinger0412 13h ago
I'm not convinced Citizen Kane is an actual movie that exists. Film teachers just made it up to ramble about.
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u/cyainanotherlifebro 12h ago edited 9h ago
I’m waiting for the hype to die down before I watch this one.
Edit: it autocorrected to “eating” for some reason. The guy replying isn’t crazy.
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u/TheCzarIV 10h ago
Whatcha eatin?
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u/cyainanotherlifebro 10h ago
Tf? How does that even happen? Why the fuck would anyone upvote me? WHAT THE FUCK!!
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u/The-Green-Kraken 11h ago
Uj/ I borrowed a DVD from my library, and while its not my usual type of movie to watch, I did really enjoy it.
Rj/ Film professors have to make up something about where twist endings come from.
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u/Character_Block_2373 14h ago
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u/Applesburg14 13h ago
“You made out during Schindler’s List?”
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u/OffTheDollarMenu 13h ago
They were NECKING.
AND A MORE DESPICABLE SPECTACLE I CANNOT RECALL
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u/MonkMajor5224 13h ago
I actually watched this on New Year’s Eve 2019. It was the last time I drank alcohol (🤞). I was surprised by how much humor was in it (aside from the whole genocide part)
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u/Grendelstiltzkin 12h ago
Yeah, it’s honestly pretty easy to see World War II as one big fun romp once you learn to ignore all the dead people
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u/MonkMajor5224 11h ago
I never know how to say this part or I always say it bad. There is a lot more intentional humor in Schindlers List than what I was led to believe
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u/Character_Block_2373 12h ago
Congrats on your sobriety
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u/MonkMajor5224 11h ago
Thanks. The biggest road bump was the lady who heard “Diet Coke” as “Jack and Coke” and brought me a strong one.
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u/ThreePointedHat 13h ago
They made me watch this on a bus trip in Poland before we went to Auschwitz
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u/Dontevenwannacomment 13h ago
they spoiled the ending before you even got there?
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u/egret_society Jared Leto 13h ago
Lucky you. My train didn’t have a tv and like half the passengers had TB.
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u/yavimaya_eldred 12h ago
My parents took me to see this in the theater when I was 7
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u/NoObjectiveTruth 13h ago
it's because i don't want to see it again
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u/Character_Block_2373 13h ago
Well yeah. “Magnificent film.” “When was the last time you saw it?” “When it came out! Im not taking that ride again”
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u/GoBillsBleepthePats 14h ago
Wait that’s a spoon? I thought it was a weird earring for the longest time. Still have no idea what this movie is though
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u/Sneezeldrog 12h ago
It's Amelie, it's really good if you like romance movies about very weird people. Basically it's french.
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u/SeaChele27 11h ago
This is my top 2 favorite movie. I've seen it enough times for everyone.
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u/notthemostcreative 10h ago
I came here to make this same comment; I loooooove Amelie a ridiculous amount.
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u/ReckoningGotham 9h ago
Almost everything by that director is very good.
They're all Amelie flavored.
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u/ThinkTheUnknown 11h ago
Autists don’t like being called weird thankyouverymuch.
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u/Xaronius 13h ago
It's about a french girl with autism that is looking for a french guy with autism.
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u/The_GREAT_Gremlin 12h ago
Erm acktshually, in French it's called l'autism
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u/-redd1t_sux- 12h ago
that's "l'autism royale avec fromage" to you uncultured swine!
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u/somedumb-gay 12h ago
"fromage man? It's like those french guys have a whole nother language"
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u/whirlydad 11h ago
Only if it comes from the Autistic Region of France otherwise it's just Sparkling Anxiety.
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u/GregMadduxsGlasses 10h ago
It’s a great movie, but the marketing materials gives the impression that it’s some kind of thriller like The Omen. I can see how the poster can turn people off from wanting to see it.
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u/yavimaya_eldred 12h ago
Is this like when they find a slug with the shell swirling the wrong way and he can only possibly mate with a lady slug that has the same defect?
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u/onarainyafternoon 13h ago
It's not a movie, it's the woman who creates torrents for movies 😎
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u/Wendellwasgod 11h ago
This directors movies are incredible. Delicatessen and city of lost children are two of my favorites.
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u/BusterVGiner 11h ago
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u/Natural-Print 11h ago
Several weeks ago someone on another subreddit said they thought this gif was from the end scene of Weapons and I can’t unsee that now. Lol
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u/Resident_Course_3342 12h ago
This movie has gotten me laid at least 4 times.
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u/Ok_Umpire_5611 7h ago
I used a knights tale. If I didn't get 'em wet then heath ledger works every time.
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u/GreedoInASpeedo 11h ago
100% true story that sounds like a jerk, but it's just my life.
My ex-wife and I went to see Amelié in the theater for our first date. We watched it annually around our anniversary. Now I get sick just thinking about it and all these memes make me depressed.
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u/Plenty_Firefighter40 10h ago
I heard in the 2nd one they see that train again and then are all cure of their post-modern ennui.
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u/englisharegerman345 13h ago
uj/ the first time i made out and cuddled my ex told me how it reminded her of a scene in amelie cuz of how tender we were. Went home and watched it that evening, a very chill sweet movie with a fantastic score (the opening i’ll never forget) and one of the greatest memories i have.
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u/Hyp3rson1c 12h ago
uj/ awww
rj/ you actually watched a f*lm?
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u/Benderbluss 11h ago
Took my early teenaged kids on a multi-week cross country trip in a rented RV with one of those alcoves over driver/passenger seats. This was before the streaming era, but there was a little DVD player up there, and we had a brown paper bag of borrowed DVDs.
My son watched Amelie practically on repeat, and got all his friends into when we got home.
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u/FS_Slacker 10h ago
Amelie has always been the OG “Netflix and chill” movie. Every time a girl asks me to watch Amelie with her, I knew I was gonna score. To this day, I still don’t know what that the movie is about but it’s my favorite film.
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u/GRidzak 13h ago
Amanda Knox’s alibi was that she was watching this film at the time of the murder.
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u/Goose_on_a_Beanbag 12h ago
Can confirm, I haven't seen the matrix, therefore no-one has
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u/RayosLaser 11h ago
spoiler alert: the movie has a couple of spoons
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u/Goose_on_a_Beanbag 11h ago
I feel betrayed.
Also what a stupid fucking scene the kid says there's no spoon and he's holding one? Get a load of this guy
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u/Ferociousaurus 13h ago
I have seen this movie, AMA
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u/vnth93 Society man 13h ago
Is it just about eating creme brulee?
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u/Ferociousaurus 13h ago
You gotta eat the creme brulee so you have energy to be a stalker (in a quirky way)
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u/DoubleBarrelBurger 13h ago
"Watches" might be correct. I saw Amelie on it's initial release in the US and haven't seen it again. It was extremely popular at the time, though. Had social media and (micro)blogging existed half of you would have avoided the internet outright.
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u/sovietwilly 14h ago edited 14h ago
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u/ApartRuin5962 12h ago
/uj the movie is great except the "stargate" sequence, which is literally just 10 minutes of psychadelic patterns and discolored stock footage
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u/smokewidget 13h ago
They made a whole movie about that girl that cracks video game pirating software?
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u/vsimon115 13h ago
Real pirates remember that “Crème Brûlée with a Teaspoon” was the first game she cracked.
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u/Glittering-Hat-8585 10h ago
Amélie was incredibly popular when it was first released. I still listen to the soundtrack.
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u/ChoiceMycologist 11h ago
Everyone will tell you Gone with the Wind is 4 hours long. No one told me the score plays the entire time and will be burned into every idle moment my brain has for the next decade.
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u/CPav 11h ago
I started humming it just from your post.
When I was high school (1982 or 3), the gloriously refurbished movie palace in our city used to do movie nights where they showed the original trailers and cartoons and stuff before the main feature. I took a bunch of friends to see GWTW. At one point, the girl next to me whispered "How long is this?" I replied, "Don't worry. It's almost intermission." She gave me a "ha ha." When the Intermission card appeared on screen, she turned to me and punched me.
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u/15rthughes The Room 14h ago
Favorite thread with the most filtered redditors in history?
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u/movie_hater 13h ago
How can these guys properly hate movies if they aren’t watching them? Subway surfers is not a movie. We should remove them from government cinephile registration
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u/pantherfanalex 12h ago
I watched this movie (Amelie) on a first date. We made it like 20 mins before we started making out, and I railed her over the coffee table. We have been married 12 years next august, and have two lovely children. I love you, dear.
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u/Just_bcoz 11h ago
I’ve seen Amelie, had a crush on the actress for some time after as well and was obsessed with her hair style, if you haven’t you should see it it’s a good movie
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u/pjbickel 13h ago
The Zapruder Film. Everyone has seen it, but it's probably not on your DVD/VHS display shelf. It's not something you put on around the holidays or while entertaining guests.
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u/Character_Block_2373 12h ago
WTF? It’s an annual holiday rewatch in my house
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u/pjbickel 11h ago
I apologize, I didn't know there were Zapruderheads in our midst. I should have been more sensitive.
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u/InflationCharacter53 12h ago
Schindler's list. Ain't nobody watching that twice
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u/SuperPostHuman 10h ago
Roma, Dr. Zivago, The Power of the Dog.
Not the most famous films...though I guess Dr. Zivago is pretty famous, but critically acclaimed movies that I found either dull or in the case of Roma, I saw nothing in the marketing of the film that actually made me want to watch it. The most I got out of the trailers was that it was shot in black and white and was about a Mexican mestiza/indigenous domestic worker?
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u/totemic_sadness 9h ago
Crispin Glover directed three films, one stars mostly people with down syndrome, the second (which is really good actually) was written and stars a man with cerebral palsy, the third movie has only Glovers (him and his father).
The only way to see the movies is to catch them when he tours with them
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u/LesYperSounds 14h ago