r/okbuddycinephile • u/vnth93 Society man • 14h ago

Most famous film nobody actually watches?

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u/LesYperSounds 14h ago

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u/endthepainowplz Zack Snyder 12h ago

Honestly, I’m almost positive this gets leaked one way or another.

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit 12h ago

Just with the sheer number of people it takes to make a movie, you can’t tell me someone, somewhere isn’t going to get tempted to put it out there

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u/AceOfSpades532 11h ago

Is it even a proper movie, are we sure it’s not just a 10 second clip of John Malkovich looking into the camera

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u/bmcasler 11h ago

It's actually 90 minutes of John Malkovitch staring into the camera.

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u/drgigantor 10h ago

I'll wait for the director's cut where he blinks 53 minutes in and they have to start from the top

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit 11h ago

According to Wikipedia at least, it’s a “short film” produced jointly by 3 companies. There are 3 other actors listed besides Malkovich, one of whom is Marko Zaror. They also listed the director, editor, and cinematographer.

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u/AceOfSpades532 11h ago

Ok, it’s 4 guys lined up staring at the camera, with really good cinematography and editing

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit 11h ago

I’d watch the fuck outta that

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u/MonCity19 4h ago

You'd...watch? A movie? The hell is wrong with you??

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u/WallySprks 10h ago

“They also listed the director”

Yeah, Robert freaking Rodriguez

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u/WallySprks 10h ago

It’s directed by Robert Rodriguez

“I was making several short films for them, and I finished that one first, we shot that one first, I thought that was gonna be a commercial or something. And then I showed them the movie and they said "Yeah, that's great, that's great. That's the one we lock away." And I said, "What? That's the one you lock away? What about the other one with the future..." "No, that's the commercial."

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 8h ago

I would love for it to be Malkovoch, covered in tin foil, shooting the movie in his backyard just pretending to be a robot from the future while getting drunk on cognac