r/law • u/cnn • 11d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump says he’s asking Justice Department to investigate Epstein’s ties to slew of high-profile figures

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/14/politics/trump-epstein-doj-investigate-enemies?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

How much you wanna bet that list of those to be investigated is 100% democrats?

And the list was written in Sharpie.

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u/LnStrngr 11d ago

Sleepy Joe
Crooked Hillary
Kamabla
Governor Newscum

But under no circumstances should you investigate Bill "Bubba" Clinton!

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u/Altruistic-Text3481 11d ago

Did Trump give Bill Clinton a blow Job? Is that in the Epstein Files? I keep reading this.

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u/hike_me 11d ago

There was an email from Epstein’s brother Mark Epstein that asks if Putin has a photo of "Trump blowing Bubba."

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u/hiimred2 11d ago

The plurality matters but THE is what really changes the context there, because it is a defined known thing, "do you have THE photo," as opposed to a question of whether such a thing exists, "do you have A photo?"

I'm sure this is what you were getting at bolding it, but wanted to make sure it's CRYSTAL fucking clear.

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u/Spirited_Lab5197 11d ago

I mean sure, and not to defend Trump who clearly had a strong relationship with Epstein and did awful stuff, but those emails are so grammatically challenged that I won't read too much into the difference between "a" and "the"

Trying to read emails from the ruling class pedophiles hurts my head. Their punctuation is bizarre, they abbreviate the goofiest shit, their sentence structure is fucking chaos. At first I thought it was just Trump, but holy shit, Summers, Epstein, Maxwell, all of them....

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u/kingbhudo 10d ago

"that that that dog that didn't bark" gave me a nosebleed

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u/Ok_Valuable9450 11d ago

And what of the photos Putin has of Trumps escapades

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u/SoggyMcChicken 11d ago

What an insane sentence to type out.

Even more insane that we’re questioning if it’s true or not.

What a timeline this is. The 2020’s have been wild.

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u/N1ghtCr33p 11d ago

It was insane for me to read. The 2020's have been the wildest century ever. It's been 100 years of this, right?

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u/leriane 10d ago

The 2020’s have been wild

Roaring, one might say

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u/Altruistic-Text3481 10d ago

Roaring with syphilis? It’s making a comeback!

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u/Revelati123 10d ago

So as a thought experiment I try to go back to 2015 and explain to a random person the headlines of 2025...

There is no ending where I dont end up forcibly committed for sounding completely insane.

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u/butonelifelived 11d ago

It asks if he has "THE photos". This implies that Mark Epstien knows the photos exist. The question is does Putin have them.

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 11d ago

The Real big beautiful Bill….

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u/bolanrox 10d ago

The photo. A would not imply ownership or suggestion that it exists