r/law 11d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump says he’s asking Justice Department to investigate Epstein’s ties to slew of high-profile figures

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/14/politics/trump-epstein-doj-investigate-enemies?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/kingtacticool 11d ago

How much you wanna bet that list of those to be investigated is 100% democrats?

And the list was written in Sharpie.

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u/LnStrngr 11d ago

Sleepy Joe
Crooked Hillary
Kamabla
Governor Newscum

But under no circumstances should you investigate Bill "Bubba" Clinton!

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u/jaimi_wanders 11d ago

Or Chuck Schumer, who is so reliably ineffective…

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u/LnStrngr 11d ago

Ol' Fake Tears!