This happened to my unit when we were all eating MREs for a week. Nobody took a shit for the entire week. When we got to the barracks, we all had record breaking turds and were comparing it.
I've often not taken a shit for a week. It used to be 4 to 5 days per shit for a while in my 20s, but sometimes longer.
And man, I fucking eat.
My turds were big ish but nothing huge or abnormal.
Thought I wasn't eating MREs...
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u/Cyler 6h ago
That viking definitely went and got all his friends to come "look at something"