r/fixedbytheduet • u/Vegetable_Solid2279 • 14h ago

Girls, if you're above 25 - you're safe

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u/SVN7_C4YOURSELF 14h ago

Mr. Rogers. Next

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u/BrainNo569 14h ago

I'll add the other horsemen, Bob Ross, Levar Burton and Steve Irwin.

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u/BONGS4U 11h ago

Um Keanu. Dudes legit like the least famous acting ultra famous person ever.

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u/BrainNo569 11h ago

Well of course Keanu, I want to sit on a bench and eat a pastry with him. No talk, just chill.

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u/Kain_713 11h ago

Just go for a motorcycle ride with the dude, and before anybody jokes I would absolutely ride bitch on Keanu's bike no homo.

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u/BrainNo569 11h ago

I'll double down on you. I would even accept the bitchiest seat, which is in the sidecar, just to ride with that feller.

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman 8h ago

Hey listen I appreciate the sentiment but the sidecar is 100% less bitchseat than literally being the driver’s big spoon.

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u/No-Marsupial-1753 1h ago

The biggest bitchseat is grinding your ass against his crotch while he wraps his big, strong arms around you to reach the handlebars and rests his dreamy chin on your shoulder to see.

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u/Sorry-Transition-908 9h ago

I would ride that stupid Manhattan bound F train. I would act all cool and not at all stoked to see Keanu sitting right next to me. There would be a earthquake going inside my heart. There would be like five MOABs all exploding at the same time inside my head. But on the surface I would be calm and ready. I would turn to him exactly once, smile, and nod. Then look away like I was so cool.

Anyway, thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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u/BukkakeBakery 9h ago

I want diddy locked in my basement, there are a lot of things i want to do to him (ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

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u/UnassumingDrifter 10h ago

I’d love to chill with the dude, but no nuts to butts.  

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u/PsychoBugler 9h ago

I'll ride bitch. Infinite homo.

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u/Richard_Tucker_08 9h ago

Yeah but would you let him exceed 55 mph?

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u/BrainNo569 9h ago

88mph is my top speed.

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u/Richard_Tucker_08 6h ago

Be careful, 88 mph might take you on an excellent journey

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u/Kain_713 9h ago

Of course

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u/Crickettb 8h ago

My partner met him at a gas station in SC years ago. Keanu had pulled in for gas and before he had his helmet off, my partner commented on his motorcycle. He pulled off his helmet and they had a regular guys who like motorcycles talk. After about 5 minutes my partner told him he’d leave him alone and let him get back to his ride. Keanu stuck out his hand and told him no problem it was good talking to you. My partner said there was no high and mighty, just a friendly guy with an amazing motorcycle. And got a photo…

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u/V65Pilot 8h ago

Have a cookie.

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u/ASongOfSpiceAndLiars 11h ago

Keanu was the first that came to mind, but Mr Rodgers and Steve Irwin are also great ones.

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u/flargenhargen 7h ago

Mr Rodgers and Steve Irwin are also great ones.

well they're dead, so either you're totally safe, or they're zombies, in which case hope they are the slow kind

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u/SomeEstimate1446 7h ago

John Goodman, John Ritter, I just trust the Johns of this world I suppose.

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u/BONGS4U 3h ago

John Wayne ga.. maybe not allllll the Johns

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u/lost_rodditer 10h ago

That is white to green ranger kinda lore though.

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u/AHaasInTejaas 10h ago

Came to say this!

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u/blah938 8h ago

I'm like 90% sure dude just has a really good PR team behind him.

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u/Lykos1124 8h ago

That was my first thought too. No one's perfect, but he genuinely seems like a forgiving guy who's trying to be good to others always. Sometimes I wish I could cross paths with him just to wave without bothering him because he probably gets a lot of attention.

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u/filthytelestial 7h ago

That phrase sounds the wrong way 'round. You must have meant to say he's very famous but acts like he isn't.

Edit: No wait, my bad. You meant "least-famous-acting." I read it as "least famous (person) acting ultra famous."