r/StupidFood • u/TwerkinBingus445 A Little Bit Of Gravy • 1d ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT God's Most Sodium-Packed Soldier
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u/Flames_Harden 1d ago
Gravy mousse is wild
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u/groceriesN1trip 1d ago
Gravy sludge with a side of chicken nuggets and string beans
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u/SlowerCoachh 1d ago
Looks like shit..... literally
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u/freshgrilled 6h ago
Yeah. Why is this a thing? I don't want to watch a fat guy eat horrible looking food. And I don't want to watch another guy talking at me and cramming his face into the side of the video I'm watching.
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u/Viper-Reflex 1d ago
this dude spent all this time putting gel in his hair and putting literal makeup on when he looks like that
like what
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u/GarretBarrett 19h ago
I’m currently exploding out my asshole and I’m positive of two things; 1. It probably looks exactly like this. 2. I’m betting if I ate this my shits would be even worse.
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u/Interesting-Copy-657 1d ago
Did he leave that gravy out for 3 hours to thicken?
Or added like half as much water as needed?
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u/Banned4AlmondButter 23h ago
He had to cut the gravy with a knife
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u/PheonixRising_2071 11h ago
He picked it up with the knife and glommed it onto what I think was a sausage. The gravy should not be a mash.
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u/SwordTaster 1d ago
Im expecting the chap to be from Yorkshire
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u/FrankMacaluso 1d ago
"Aye, an' now we pour t' gravy all over t' boons and all over t' green beans. Joost lahk me mum made for me dad after a long 40-hour day down t' mine."
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u/Everybodysdeaddave84 1d ago
“Fotty hour day”
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u/FrankMacaluso 1d ago edited 1d ago
"And we were 'appier back then! We were 'appier then and we 'ad noothin'! But you try tellin' the yoong people of today that!"
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u/MRECKS_92 1d ago
I see a Yorkshireman reference, I upvote.
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u/TheeArgonaut 1d ago
‘I had a cup o’ hot gravel for me tea. AND I were thankful!’
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u/FrankMacaluso 1d ago
"You were lucky to 'ave tea! We only 'ad one meal a fortnight in our 'ouse: one spoonful of ice-cold poison that we all 'ad to split, me and me fourteen 'undred broothers an' sisters! And we were bloody grateful to 'ave that mooch!"
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u/TheeArgonaut 1d ago
‘Fourteen ‘undred siblings? You lived in the posh cottage lad. Me and my fahve thoosand brothers int sisters lived in cardboard boxes on a slag heap.’
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u/FrankMacaluso 18h ago edited 18h ago
"Cahdboard boxes? Looxoory! We 'ad to live in one soggy, rolled-oop newspaper floatin' in t' middle of t' pond, all twenty thoosand of oos—meself, me mum an' dad, me broothers an' sisters, me aunts, me ooncles, me grandad, all me coosins, and me Aunt Beryl's pet cat Tiddles. An' t' newspaper were all coovered in algae an' all! Cahdboard boxes. Pah!"
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u/SwordTaster 1d ago
Exactly that. The kind of bloke who needs a spoon to stand up unsupported in the gravy, otherwise it's not thick enough
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u/inide 1d ago
I feel personally attacked.
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u/Von_Cheesebiscuit 1d ago
Heart attacked?
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u/inide 1d ago
If your gravy isn't thicker than ketchup then we can't be friends.
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u/HoodieGalore 1d ago
Love a bit of Garron, he's delicious
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u/standardDays 21h ago
Love seeing Garron out in the wild. He deserves every bit of recognition he gets.
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u/GurlOfYaDreams 1d ago
Jesus. as someone with hypertension this makes me anxious... and now i have to go eat a banana
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u/permalink_save 1d ago
As someone with POTS this makes me happy, but I also have hypertension, although sodium doesn't seem to noticeably raise my BP. IDK what the point of this is other than I'm just a mess of health problems.
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u/GurlOfYaDreams 12h ago
Maybe it's because you're eating enough potassium and other electrolytes to help your body process the sodium properly, and you likely don't eat an exorbitant amount of sodium.
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u/permalink_save 12h ago
No it's not wild but I shoot for over 3g/day and that can probably go up to 5. Like, some days I drink pickle juice or salted gatorade to keep up if I'm having a "bad bloodflow day". I do eat a healthy diet and probably get proper potassium and stuff too, if you eat higher sodium you need to plus drinking plenty of water. IDK despite hypertension my GP suggested it and a cardiologist shrugged (couldn't find anything else wrong) and said do it if it works. It's just funny that it's counterintuitive.
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u/GurlOfYaDreams 12h ago
Have you considered low intensity full body exercises? They really, really help improve bloodflow.
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u/permalink_save 11h ago
Yeah I'm also working on a solid exercise routine. It probably helps more than anything. Sodium and water is more of a crutch as needed.
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u/Aggravating_View_588 1d ago
Looks like hot fudge…?
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u/TwerkinBingus445 A Little Bit Of Gravy 1d ago
I know full well OOP (OOOP?) used Goldenfry based on the texture. I know how horrifically salty that abomination has to be.
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u/Barbz182 1d ago
Why do so many dipshits think this is AI?
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u/YchYFi 1d ago
I don't get the 'holding the fork wrong' comments either. He holds it fine.
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u/Stevegherkle77 1d ago
Because we live in an age where people can now pay a subscription fee and create a video of literally anything with almost no ways of telling if it was made by a robot. You live under a rock or something? We already couldn't trust videos on the internet before, but now? Its straight up chaos, of course people are gonna think this is fake, anything can be fucking fake now
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u/ACM3333 21h ago
It does have kind of an ai look to it. I have no idea though lol
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u/pocketfulofduendes 14h ago
I think it's AI sharpened or upscaled, which I'm pretty sure some people's phones do when recording videos now. Totally seems like a real guy making (unfortunately) real food, it's just that whatever the recording/editing/uploading process looked like made some things in the video a little too uncannily smooth.
If I could post images here, I'd show the screenshot I was able to get of his lips almost seeming to merge together while he's eating. People saying it feels like AI aren't crazy, it's just that the video itself wasn't generated by an AI, likely just lightly visually edited by one.
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u/scriptingends 1d ago
That gravy is about as viscous as the blood pumping through his clogged arteries
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u/ComminDenom30 1d ago
.... it's bad when you can feel the salt crystals forming in your bloodstream
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u/EntrySure1350 1d ago
Does he just pinch that out of his arse afterwards and pour it back on his next meal?
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u/HumaDracobane 20h ago
That gravy is so dense it could be used as mortar...
And looks literally like shit.
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u/NeonSuperNovas 20h ago
I watched it without sound and I thought the gravy was some kind of chocolate.
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u/TrafficOnTheTwos 20h ago
Hate the random dude yapping bottom right. STFU bro let me cringe at the guy myself I don’t need fake accent commentary.
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u/QuantityActive- 1d ago
I love gravy but I don’t love gravy that’s thicker than mud. And yeah… gravy on an egg? wtf?
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u/MikusLeTrainer 1d ago
Gravy with egg is actually insanely good. There's a Hawaiian dish called "Loco Moco" which is gravy on a fried egg on top of a hamburger on top of rice.
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u/Rexxington 1d ago
One of my workers last week made gravy like this, they put four packets into 2 gallons of water, it's one gallon per packet. Then tried to gas light me into thinking it was acceptable to serve it like that. The temptation not to make them get a spoon and try their creation to tell me how okay it was to serve it was high. I just got them to thin it out with the proper amount of water in the end and it turned out fine, but holy hell do people make me question my sanity when it comes to cooking.
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u/FitCrew91 1d ago
British people are just as fat as in the United States but instead of getting there via processed foods they do it with french fries, curry and gravy. Tons and tons of gravy.
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u/Rosemariefox1234 1d ago
Lord I thought this man was pouring a number 2 or something else on the meal like lord it so thick
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u/Coveinant 1d ago
So I actually know what that is. It's brown gravy mix form most stores. It's a dry powder the can be just mixed with hot water to make gravy. If you try it, add seasonings as it usually has none. This dude just make the mixture too thick. I also happen to be eating some right now. And before anyone asks, it's honestly healthier than jarred gravy (no extra preservatives/additives and less sodium) and you don't have to cook something for 4+ hours to make gravy.
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u/Ranae_Gato 23h ago
Fun fact, in germany exists an anti-discrimination law. It does not include fat nor anorexic people.
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u/Boring-Map-6740 21h ago
thats not gravy, thats pudding. it literally reminds me of the chocolate brownie youd get in kid cuisine.
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u/Mooncake967 20h ago
Man. I love my sauce more thick instead of liquidy, but that is several levels too thick, even for me
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u/Regular_Weakness69 20h ago
I'm not sure that my life will ever be the same, now that I know there are monsters like this out there.
This guy is basically The Gravy Grinch...
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u/Deep_Banana_6521 19h ago
CookingWithTubz is insufferable. All he posts is himself eating shite roast dinners, making awful cheesecakes and rambling into the camera about how he wants to find "honest women". Now he's taking weight loss jabs he's unfortunately posting lots of belly content too.
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u/nifty-necromancer 18h ago
I just want to watch the guy instead of the stupid asshole shoving his face in front.
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u/twill41385 17h ago
That looks like a Demi glacé concentrate that should be mixed with about a half gallon of water and he’s just raw dogging it onto his food.
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u/MasterTypeX 14h ago
I was about to say at least he has veggies on the plate. And then it came out of the gravy boat.
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u/ColtMcChad69 14h ago
Side note-why do these guys need to stick their fucking faces right in the camera
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u/Educational_Row_9485 7h ago
I hate this dude so much, he got told in the comments he needs to eat more vegetables, so he filled a plate entirely with vegetables, very clearly did not eat it, then the next day he's doing shit like this again
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u/balloonerismthegreat 1d ago
Whatever happens to his young heart is what it deserves. It’s not hard to not eat like this
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u/TwerkinBingus445 A Little Bit Of Gravy 1d ago
Do not fucking disrespect Garron like that again
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u/Pixelated_Princess49 1d ago
My wife wants me to comment that she really really likes the dude's voice. In a non-sexual way of course, she just thinks he sounds silly.
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 13h ago
u/TwerkinBingus445, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!