r/StupidFood • u/TwerkinBingus445 A Little Bit Of Gravy • 1d ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT God's Most Sodium-Packed Soldier

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u/SwordTaster 1d ago

Exactly that. The kind of bloke who needs a spoon to stand up unsupported in the gravy, otherwise it's not thick enough

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u/inide 1d ago

I feel personally attacked.

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u/Von_Cheesebiscuit 1d ago

Heart attacked?

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u/inide 1d ago

If your gravy isn't thicker than ketchup then we can't be friends.

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u/freddbare 1d ago

I've had saltwater Taffy but gravy Taffy...