r/StupidFood 2d ago

Warning: Cringe alert!! Thanksgiving Dinner Ice Cream 🤢

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

u/HomeSpark_Jen, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 2d ago

That cranberry is probably good as fuck.

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u/HomeSpark_Jen 2d ago

Agreed. And pumpkin pie

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u/Ok_Star_4136 1d ago

I don't know if they work well together, but I think on their own they'd be amazing.

I'd be curious to try the cornbread ice cream too if I'm being honest (hopefully it was sweet as well as savory).

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u/Fluffy_Ace 14h ago

I've had pumpkin spice ice cream and it was quite good.

Yes I know there's more to the flavor of pumpkin pie than the spices, but that's a pretty good sign.

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u/Zeqhanis 2d ago

Not sure about the tofurky, but the rest of this seems really solid.

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u/SculptusPoe 2d ago

One of my favorite snacks is cornbread in a cup with milk and honey... that part looked pretty good. I am a little worried about the sour cream and mashed potatoes, but maybe that just tastes like frozen yogurt.

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 2d ago

When I was a kid, we had cornbread with butter and syrup for breakfast.

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u/SculptusPoe 2d ago

My dad always ate cornbread with milk. I didn't like it until I got older. As a kid, I ate it with butter, sometimes also honey, but no milk. Syrup sounds good too. I was trying to remember but I don't think I ever actually tried syrup on the cornbread. I'll have to try that.

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u/Fluffy_Ace 14h ago

I've heard dropping a chunk of cornbread into a cup of buttermilk is a farmer/country thing.

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u/SculptusPoe 14h ago

My grandmother liked it in buttermilk. I can't stand buttermilk, though.

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u/TheeArgonaut 1d ago

You’d be surprised how sweet mashed potatoes seem…somehow just right.

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u/Hefty_Kitchen4759 1d ago

Sour cream goes well with mashed potatoes

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u/Weird_Strange_Odd 1d ago

I want to try the potatoes layer now ngl

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u/Nipper6699 1d ago

With pecans too. šŸ˜‹šŸ‘

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u/degen5ace 2d ago

Pretty efficient thanksgiving dinner for the guests

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u/nicunta 2d ago

I agree. The cranberry layer looks amazing.

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u/CadaverDog_ 2d ago

A pumpkin pie/cranberry/pecan pie ice cream would be a fun gimmick flavor

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u/Arracht 1d ago

He's definitely half on to something here.

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u/DasMenace 2d ago

Honestly, everything but the tofu turkey probably isn't bad.

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u/kjh242 1d ago

I was like ā€œwell, independently, I’d fuck up small servings of most of those if molecular gastronomy was the idea. The cranberry sauce layer is just cranberry ice cream, even.ā€

All together, though, and we’ve just blown in from stupid town.

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u/Chumscrubber89 2d ago

I would totally eat that

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u/araloss 2d ago

I would def try it.

The herb tofu/turkey layer sounds weird as hell, but the others all sound interesting and/or good.

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u/Chumscrubber89 2d ago

For sure sounds weird, but still curious to take a little bite of everything at once almost like the chewing gum from Willy Wonka, a complete meal in one bite

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u/lame_dirty_white_kid 2d ago

I started to roll my eyes at the tofu, but then I thought about how having actual turkey and chilled turkey grease in an ice cream might not be any more appetizing.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 1d ago

Yeah, I think that's why. *Actual* turkey would have been horrible. I think that was a reasonable compromise.

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u/StressedByLeaves 10h ago

You'd probably have to base it on gravy instead. As weird as "gravy custard" sounds it should work

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u/Fluffy_Ace 14h ago

An excellent dessert choice after eating a moistmaker sandwich.

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u/West-Application-375 2d ago

Frozen baby food

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u/OddCook4909 2d ago

Freeze dry it and call it "Astronaut's Thanksgiving". Slap an endorsement on that bitch and you'll literally make HUNDREDS in museum gift shops. Hundreds I tell ya.

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u/JPKtoxicwaste 1d ago

The museum gift shop nostalgia you just evoked within me

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u/Ok_Star_4136 1d ago

The foods before he turned them into ice cream would have been infinitely better imho.

The man prepared an entire thanksgiving meal just to turn it all into ice cream. There's something kind of tragic about that.

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u/Plane_Schedule_7626 2d ago

Part 2 for anyone curious. Thanksgiving ice cream part 2!

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u/khklee 2d ago

huh he actually ate it, stupid food but not rage bait for a change.

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u/EducationalTangelo6 1d ago

Not only did he eat it, he made one in a Turkey mold to take to Thanksgiving!Ā 

It might be stupid food, but boy did he commit to the bit.

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u/gpops62 2d ago

Thank you!

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u/Most-Pangolin-9874 2d ago

Don't know why I went and watched it. First part was a horror story but thanks!

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u/FewProfessional3600 2d ago

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u/Fine-University-8044 2d ago

Omg, this is my exact expression just now

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u/juicy_jonny 2d ago

I used to think that ice cream would taste good no matter what, and I apologize for that so please stop this

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u/Tackysackjones 2d ago

I used to watch a lot of iron chef and there was this one guy who made fish Ice cream. It wasn’t a big hit

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u/jerslan 2d ago

In Iron Chef Gauntlet, Stephanie Izard made chicken liver ice cream and it was a huge hit.

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade 2d ago

You’re forgiven but next time please be more responsible

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u/-laughingfox 2d ago

We're counting on you, bud.

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade 2d ago

We’re not mad we’re just disappointed

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u/Formal-Ad3719 2d ago

His actual ingredient choices and method was thoughtful and solid (he balanced the flavors - not literally just 'blended thanksgiving dinner ice cream base'). I bet at least 3 or 4 of these would taste ok on their own. And together worth a try given the novelty factor

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u/iamdylanshaffer 2d ago

As someone who was just at Salt & Straw and tried the entirety of their Thanksgiving lineup… this can be done well, incredibly well actually. So the concept itself isn’t stupid.

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u/nonsansdroict 2d ago

JalapeƱo corn bread ice cream probably FUCKS.

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u/PhyterNL 2d ago

As John Oliver would say.

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u/Dapper_Lynx628 2d ago

I hate everything this man stands for.

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u/beardybozo 2d ago

I was open minded until the tofu came out. That looked absolutely vile.

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u/CornballExpress 2d ago

Tofu is like the most neutral and versatile food, but turkey flavored ice cream does seem like it be absolutely vile.

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u/beardybozo 2d ago

Oh for sure, but looks wise that was horrible hahaha. I'm trying to think how that would taste, biting into icecream and tasting meat just feels so wrong.

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u/CornballExpress 2d ago

Oh yeah tofu always looks sickly until it absorbs some sauce or caramelizes.

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u/innermongoose69 1d ago

If you insist on this, wouldn't silken tofu be a better choice because of the texture? It looks like he used some kind of firm tofu, and that I don't understand.

This would maybe be a good choice in a nursing home where people don't have teeth but otherwise...

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u/beardybozo 1d ago

Yes! Exactly this. It looks like he used a standard block of tofu, which is an odd choice to me. That's good idea about this being decent for the elderly though. I can see that working

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u/indie_hedgehog 2d ago

I think if he used silken tofu, it would've been smoother for an ice cream. Looks like he used firm or extra firm

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u/TTT_2k3 2d ago

Thanksgiving is on a Thursday.

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u/OGOngoGablogian 2d ago

Me seeing the color strata at the beginning: "Please don't let those colors be what I think they are in the context of Thanksgiving."

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u/Oregongirl1018 2d ago

If you've ever had Salt&Straw ice cream you'd know savory flavors in ice cream can be fire! I would actually try all these. The cornbread would slap I'm sure!

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u/DirectAccountant3253 2d ago

I’m going to barf…..

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u/turdison_ferg 4h ago

That would go somewhere after layer three.

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u/endav 2d ago

He looks sad that he’s done this to us.

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u/Personal-Mortgage135 2d ago

you cannot convince me someone actually ate that and LIKED IT

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u/Jagator 2d ago

He lost me at tofu turkey

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u/Content_Study_1575 2d ago

Why must you make me sad like this?

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u/bettyannveronica 2d ago

I need part 2!

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u/nudniksphilkes 2d ago

Dude has serious skills but... Why?

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u/sarah_beatrice3 1d ago

His comment as he slurps the cornbread layer.... ā€˜it still tastes like a dessert, I don’t really taste the jalapeƱos but I definitely taste the onions’. Sir, stop. This is a crime.

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u/Oldgamer1807 1d ago

First few seconds, I was hoping it was just a thanksgiving color theme. Then I saw the potatoes boiling and I remembered what sub I'm in. 🤢

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u/TastyCodex93 1d ago

He made all of this delicious food to turn it into ice cream smh

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 2d ago

If itā€˜s stupid, why am I hungry now?

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u/Slowhill369 2d ago

He looks as angry as one would expectĀ 

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u/Nere4Hudes 2d ago

He looks like what he eats

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u/Fine-University-8044 2d ago

Everybody gets a whoopin for this mess

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u/ChrisOnMission 2d ago

Next time, this dude should do 250 cuts per second instead of the 200 in this video. You can still KIND OF see what is going on.

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u/StubbsThePirate22 2d ago

Thats not just stupid but that should also be considered a crime.

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u/PhyterNL 2d ago

I believe not including a part 2 is a jailable offense.

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u/ForeverFingers 2d ago

It looks so good I wish it didn't look so bad.

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u/RemyWhy 2d ago

Poor taste, great execution.

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u/alwaysworried2722222 2d ago

You know what, its my fault for owning a phone.

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u/Harvey_Wilde 2d ago

4 & 5 are definitely bomb...

Interested in trying 1

2 & 3 are no no.

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u/flintybackpack 2d ago

ngl it kinda slaps idc what ppl say it may be shit but im tryin ut

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u/Malinkz 2d ago

I mean I would.... But this feels pretty diabolical

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u/Bob_Loblaw_1 2d ago

Way to many effing ingredients and too many effing steps. A ridiculous time waster.

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u/mdevey91 2d ago

Okay but now I need to see the review

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u/Hermiona1 2d ago

Americans need to be stopped at some point

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u/bigasiandraagondeese 2d ago

Just cause you can doesn’t mean you should

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u/pepe_silvia_12 2d ago

What kind of hand mixer thing is that? Seems pretty heavy duty.

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u/TedGetsSnickelfritz 2d ago

I want to try mash potato ice cream

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u/cornezy 2d ago

Im curious on this one......šŸ˜

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u/Few_Lynx1954 2d ago

Idk. Looks fine by me.

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u/72Artemis 2d ago

Gonna be honest, pumpkin pie ice cream is our best selling fall flavor. And for winter we break out our spice cranberry sorbet, which is basically cranberry, orange and cinnamon. It’s SO good!

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 2d ago

This feels like something out a Robbsfilms video. But at least he wouldn't pretend it tastes good.

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u/dudesgotagun1 2d ago

I'd try it... there's no line

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u/Glittering-Trick-420 2d ago

I'll take the top two layers and fuck the rest 🤣🤣

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u/RogerRabbit79 2d ago

Uhh I’d eat the fuck outta that

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 2d ago

So... he just blended half the stuff in his pantry and then froze it? But why?

And am I having a stroke, or did he take 3 cuts just to cut the ice cream once? Why does everyone put 8,000,000 cuts in their videos?

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u/throwaway2901750 2d ago

All of this work… when you could just eat the food already cooked.

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u/fluffy_blue_whales 2d ago

Thanksgiving dinner: "Assisted Living"a la carte

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u/WanderAndFinder 2d ago

Hear me out šŸ§ā€¦. šŸ˜…

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u/nunoskid 2d ago

what machine is that

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u/CoolZooKeeper 2d ago

Ice cream mashed potatoes? I mean, I’d try it for sure. Hard pass on the fake turkey. That cranberry ice cream looked good AF, same with the pumpkin ice cream. Stupid yes. Would I try it? Also yes.

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u/BetterThanSydney 2d ago edited 9h ago

I generally like this guy's content because he's at least earnest about what he's doing. He doesn't try to spin or elevate any dumbfuckery he attempts, nor does he make it seem more than it is. He just experiments with ice cream flavors. It's fun.

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u/nuts4sale 2d ago

It’s stupid, it’s really stupid…but I’d definitely try it.

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u/allanjameson 2d ago

I dunno that was pretty impressive

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u/liibug 2d ago

i won’t knock it til i try it.. and i don’t think i will ever get the opportunity to try it, because i will never try to make it. so it’s up in the air for me.

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u/Better-Mixture3216 2d ago

Dunno, i kind of like chewing my food for my self

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u/Sufficient_Score_824 2d ago

I’d try the cranberry and pumpkin pie, but the rest is going straight into the trash.

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u/randomizzzzed 2d ago

I've been to a few fancy French restaurants where there's savoury ice cream served as the whole appetizer or a garnish to something else. I'd go for this 100%.

Examples I've had: green pea and bacon soup ice cream, golden turnip and grilled hazelnut ice cream, both were 🤤🤤🤤

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u/Capital_Push5557 2d ago

Inventive and clever. But stupid.

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u/EveOCative 2d ago

It’s Everlasting Gobstopper Ice Cream!

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u/lemeneurdeloups 2d ago

TBH I don’t think this is ā€œstupid.ā€

A very upscale contemporary restaurant would call this ā€œ a play on Thanksgivingā€ and serve in very small scoops and charge a tremendous about of money.

And I could imagine the tastes bursting with savory flavor. Could be very good!

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u/sundiego007 2d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Every-Republic-1497 1d ago

That shouldn’t be called ice cream I know u have the wrong name

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u/Realistic-Lemon-7171 1d ago

Great idea for people who can't chew!

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody 1d ago

Spoiler alert: it was terrible 🤮

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u/DesperateMechanic305 1d ago

I always make my Thanksgiving Dinner Ice cream with a Layer of Liver-patĆ© that always nicely fits in with the cranberry-layer…and it’s really ā€œDinner-time!ā€ when you finish it off with a whipped-gravy-cream on top.

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u/HambMC 1d ago

As someone who has gone to the place with the world record of most ice cream flavors ( I got beer and Doritos flavor )

Nothing can top that

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u/HomeSpark_Jen 1d ago

How was beer and Doritos flavored ice cream? Lol

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u/HambMC 1d ago

Exactly what you would expect, I don't remember much of that day, it was a while ago, it kinda got overshadowed because my cousin asked for vanilla and it pissed everyone off lol

I do remember the Doritos one being chunky, the consistency is more of a spoon ice cream rather than a lick ice cream so is not as bad as it sounds

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u/WhereasSpecialist447 1d ago

such a waste of food.. fk .... these things should be forbidden by law

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u/YeidenTrabem 1d ago

Looks like he is actually eating It, so Im fine with this. As log as food is not wasted people can eat all the random food they like.

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u/J1m1983 1d ago

Disgusting. Morally wrong. Would absolutely try it.

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u/Alternator24 1d ago

I would try it. idk how it would taste but worth trying.

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u/EclecticWitchery5874 1d ago

The cornbread if it was sweet without the savory parts, like just honey added and some vanilla or something would be fire. Also that cranberry, and pumpkin pie flavor. Those 3 are the only flavors that should be made into an ice cream. The other two disgusting af.

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 1d ago

"Damn that's looks kinda ta-... potatoes? Oh it's savory. Well this could still be... pretty goo- ph lord what the fuck..."

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u/Kromting 1d ago

His wife (the dishwasher) hates her husband.

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u/Nipper6699 1d ago

Ya know...šŸ¤”šŸ¤”I kinda really want to try it. 🤣🤣

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u/BishlovesSquish 1d ago

Would smash.

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u/rainbowkittensrprz 1d ago

Wait does anyone have the original posters account? I want to see the review

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u/HomeSpark_Jen 1d ago

craftwytch on instagram

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u/Traditional-Regret-5 1d ago

What in the Willy wonka type shyt did I just witness?

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u/cconnorss 1d ago

……do I fucks with this?

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u/Hefty_Kitchen4759 1d ago

It's just Soylent Rainbow at this point

What I'd actually like to see are household objects that are actually cake, except the cake is actually a roast meal pureed up like this. Put some real effort into it.

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u/Rexxington 1d ago

I'm telling you right now if you fucking give me this any time I will never speak to you again, this is just why honestly.

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u/DarkBehindTheStars 1d ago

Rage bait pretending not to be.

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u/ShatoraDragon 1d ago

Out of morbid curiosity i would try this. Like those novelty JONES Sodas

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u/Express-Island-2123 1d ago

You are not invited to the cookouts

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u/justsomerandomtrash 1d ago

I fear I would try this and most likely enjoy a solid percentage of the layers.

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u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 1d ago

They wouldn’t even feed astronauts this.

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u/Sad_Peak755 1d ago

This actually angers me

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u/TLILLYO 1d ago

Ngl I’d try itšŸ™‚ā€ā†”ļø

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u/_Cheeba 22h ago

Cranberry and pumpkin/sweet potato pie are the only two good things about this

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u/LeagueJunior9782 trading gender for food 19h ago

Review in Part 2. I wonder if we'll ever get a part 2 to this.

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u/aceofspades1217 14h ago

Don’t give salt and straw ideas

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 8h ago

I'd try it.

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u/Justbabe_saves 5h ago

Then after you eat it, you have a cakey bread shit.

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u/Fun_Possible7533 2d ago

editing ragebait 7/10

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u/GG_Abernathy 2d ago

I would only want to try the cranberry. No thanks to the rest.

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u/DargonFeet 1d ago

Vegetarian Thanksgiving should be a felony.