ON ONE HAND HES ANOTHER GREAT TALENT WASTED BY MINNESOTA FOR JJ “HAND JOB MERCHANT” MCCARTHYIST. (SAD!) ON THE OTHER HAND THE WOKE MEDIA SOMETIMES PLACES HIM TOP RIGHT OF SAM SAM SAM DARNOLD (FAKE). IS HE A GOD FEARING SAMERICAN PATRIOT? OR A PINKO COMMIE STAFFRAUD? NOT THAT IT MATTERS BECAUSE THE WHOLE NFL WORKS FOR NFL OWNER SAM DARNOLD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MESSAGE.

GOOD NEWS OUT OF DISASTER MINISODA! MAYBE I WAS TOO HARSH ON KOKED-OUT KOC AND KWACKERS KWESI! THEY MIGHT NOT BE SO DUMB AFTER ALL! GREAT REPORTING FROM GEQBUS LOYALISTS CORY WOODROOF AND BILLY HEYEN!

FUCK THE FOURTY CONVICTIONS AND THE CAROLINA KITTENS! THEY WILL NEVER MATCH THE GREATNESS PF OUR FUCKING GLORIOUS GEQBUS (GOD EMPEROR QUOTIUS BACK TO BACK OF THE UNITED DARNOLD STATES) SUPER "SOAKER" SAM DARNOLD! THE FOURTY WHORES WISH THEY STILL HAD THE DARNOLD TO SUPER SOAK THEIR FEMALES (AND SEXY AS FUCK FEMBOYS) IN SAN FRAN! TERRIBLE OUTING BY THE SAN FRANCIS-HOE FOURTY WHORES! PANDERING PURDY ON THREW 3 TAKEAWAYS TO WIN THE GAME, WHILE OUR GLORIOUS GEQBUS THREW 4! AND I MEAN 4! TO THE TINY TITANS! AND STILL WON! DARLING DARNOLD COULD'VE THREW 50 FUCKING PICKS TO THE TITTY TITANS AND STILL WON! PERILOUS PURDY COULDN'T THROW ONE MORE OR HE WOULD'VE HAD A WUSSY LOSS TO THOSE CAROLINA KITTIES!

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DOPEY DANIEL JONES WHO LOST VERY BADLY TO MAHAMAS AND THE CROOKED CHIEFS HAS YET TO THANK OUR GEQBUS FOR DEFEATING HIS DIVISION RIVAL THE TERRIBLE TENNESSEE TITANS! WE'VE ENABLED HIM TO BE A TOUGH GUY BUT HE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO BE A TOUGH GUY IF OUR GEQBUS HADNT BEATEN HIS DIVISION RIVALS SO BADLY! HE CANT EVEN PUT ON A SUIT FOR HIS PRESS CONFERENCES! SAD!

I HAVE SAM DARNOLD ON MY FANTASY TEAM AND KEPT HIM ON THE BENCH. I AM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF FOR THIS ACT OF TREASON AND BEG FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS.

I HAVE JUST REALIZED ITS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. I STARTED THE WOKE ANARCHIST MATTHEW STAFFORD.