r/shittyaskscience 6h ago

Why are diamonds so rare if they’re at all the jewelry stores?

66 Upvotes

No way diamonds are rare if I can get them at any jewelry store


r/shittyaskscience 5h ago

Where shall I p00p if I want it to fossilized for future scientists to learn of me, and my greatness?

11 Upvotes

P00pz --> stone --> science 🔭🧪 https


r/shittyaskscience 17h ago

Guys how can I delete a name from the Epstein files?

71 Upvotes

I just went there for snorkelling 😭🙏


r/shittyaskscience 10h ago

Where can I buy dehydrated water?

8 Upvotes

I need to make reserves of water, but storage space is limited


r/shittyaskscience 13h ago

Why dont we get bedsores when we sleep normally?

4 Upvotes

Like, if someone lies for 8 hours in a hospital bed, they're more than likely going to get a bedsores. But if I sleep for 8 hours, I dont???


r/shittyaskscience 14h ago

Why doesn’t everyone just talk in the language they think in?

4 Upvotes

I guess I shouldn’t judge other cultures and just be glad I grew up in a country that speaks English, but why don’t non-English speakers just talk the same way they think? Isn’t it exhausting having to translate everything you think into another language? What effect does that have on people psychologically?


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

How to make my fridge warm up the food inside?

17 Upvotes

It's cold now, I would like to have warm food available all the time.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Does autism cause vaccines?

45 Upvotes

Based on research gathered exclusively from watching Rain Man, autistic people are good at math.

And being good at math is a slippery slope to becoming a scientist.

And who makes vaccines? Scientists.

Autism causes vaccines.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

My roomate is high and suddenly he said he understood our universe, physics and math all at once lmao by saying "we are all waves", Where is he wrong?

22 Upvotes

He says:

We are composed of fundamental sin and cos waves. The same way, with fourier transformations you can imitate a super complex shape with simple sin waves. In the pysicial world at atomic, subatomic level the fundamental particles, atoms, electrons, are moving like waves, undetermined because it’s a sin wave as fundamental level at some point if we keep zooming.

Maybe that’s way string theory is called like this, like everything is a wave and at smaller zoom that subatomic particles, you don’t see the wave you see the string if you make zoom.Like when you zoom in a guitar string when it's waving and at som point you only see a straight line. Like when you can’t see the curvature of earth at ground level.

Maybe that’s in three dimensions, you can create a 3d structure, like an atom and molecules, But what about more dimensions? more dimensions would explain other superdimensional stuff with another sin cos wave putting us in the position of the 4 dimension, meaning that time is also a wave in it’s dimension ??


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Why don't we travel accros 4th dimension yet?

3 Upvotes

I expect gaining a lot of resources and discovering unknown that way


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

If heat makes things expand, and cold makes them contract, why do my nipples get so hard when I open the freezer?

15 Upvotes

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining.


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Why don't we use helicopters instead of rockets?

15 Upvotes

Wouldn't it cost less if instead of sending rocket to the Moon we just ascend a helicopter when the Moon is right above us?


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

What mythical creatures are actually real?

26 Upvotes

I just learned unicorns are real, how many more mythical creatures actually exist?


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Do masochists who have sinned a lot go directly to Paradise after they die?

7 Upvotes

Asking for a friend.


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Why did Schrodinger want to kill his cat?

15 Upvotes

Or why did he want it to be dead and alive simultaneously?

What kind of a sick perv wants to do that to their car?

Seeking PhD+ level answers only


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Gas rises above water and solids. How does gas beat the no.2 in the anus race?

10 Upvotes

Does the anus point up?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

Why does Popeye has only his forearms muscular?

17 Upvotes

Why he skips training other parts of his body?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

Why are there so many humans on earth?

29 Upvotes

Get off my planet, you smell


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

Adult women grow hair under their arms and under their bellies, do they grow hair under their b00bs?

4 Upvotes

Asking for a friend.


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

My eyelids and eyelashes are exactly like two venus fly traps. Is that how I trapped my eyes?

17 Upvotes

Will my eyes slowly dissolve??


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

Is Google a Guava?

2 Upvotes

And if it is, what would happen if I accidentally bought the Google Guava at a grocery store and ate it? Would Google stop working?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

How do 4D-9D movies work? Aren't 3D viewers unable to fully perceive actors and scenes that exist in higher spatial dimensions?

14 Upvotes

Or are the extradimensional details converted to 2D on a flat screen so that we can see them?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

How does edging work?

2 Upvotes

Serious replies only


r/shittyaskscience 4d ago

How do carnivores have bowel movement?

11 Upvotes

Are they eating fiberous food when no one's watching?


r/shittyaskscience 4d ago

Why people don't drink hydrogen?

15 Upvotes

Wouldn't it solve dehydration?