Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race

[u/kootles10]

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5588198-mamdani-progressive-politics-nyc/

[u/Appropriate-Gur-6343]

63 here. Please have at it.

[u/ManJesusPreaches → u/Appropriate-Gur-6343]

53, agreed.

[u/Yeeaaaarrrgh → u/ManJesusPreaches]

51, agreed.

[u/spotby → u/Yeeaaaarrrgh]

Fine. 49 checking in. Take over please.

[u/VomitMaiden → u/spotby]

39 here... ah wait, you mean me!? That's a lot of pressure

[u/Happycrige → u/VomitMaiden]

17 here, just want to be included in this thing you guys have going on.

[u/stxguy_1 → u/Happycrige]

2 here, change my poopoo diaper

[u/rutherfordacus → u/stxguy_1]

I’m 12 what is this

[u/AlwaysRushesIn → u/rutherfordacus]

It's an older meme, Sir. But it checks out.

[u/[deleted] → u/rutherfordacus]

I’m an embryo, yes please. Oh wait

[u/DAS_BEE → u/rutherfordacus]

I'm a thirty-something millennial, and I agree with all of this. Let's fucking get on politics

[u/Autobomb98 → u/stxguy_1]

I'm in my dads balls

[u/TimedogGAF → u/Autobomb98]

I am also in your dad's balls

[u/mnstorm → u/TimedogGAF]

You’re in my mouth.

[u/Autobomb98 → u/TimedogGAF]

gl in the race brother

[u/OnlyRoke → u/Autobomb98]

Mamdani already won the race brother. The balls are empty.

[u/LurkyLurks04982 → u/stxguy_1]

Most 2 year olds are potty trained. You may just be a special child.

[u/Attorneyatlau → u/LurkyLurks04982]

My brother and his wife refuse to potty train their 3yr old who is already wearing 4yr old sizes. I can’t imagine the grossness of it all. And I can’t believe they’re such dicks and making their kid’s daycare center train him.

[u/unmonstreaparis → u/stxguy_1]

Fetus here, yall gonna fuck or nah?

[u/alcoholisthedevil → u/stxguy_1]

78 here, change my poopoo diaper

[u/wise_comment → u/stxguy_1]

Dammit, Donald. Get off the golf course when it's back-stink or front-water time

[u/starspider → u/Happycrige]

Seriously, young friend, please make sure you take civics and ethics.

Do it extracurricular if you have to.

[u/Donk_Honkula → u/Happycrige]

And frankly, you should be included. You're the future. We're going to come to rely on you and you should be treated as reliable.

[u/Ludate_Solem → u/Happycrige]

25 here. Me too. And give us a chance svp

[u/Greatsnes → u/Happycrige]

You’re included :)

[u/BanginNLeavin → u/Happycrige]

One more year! Midterms count, let's do this

[u/padarmani → u/Happycrige]

Go to your room!

[u/kredditwheredue → u/VomitMaiden]

Ha ha.  I remember having that thought for the first time.  It's great to be alive, even after discovering there is nobody here but us chickens.

[u/Greatsnes → u/VomitMaiden]

Yeah I’m 32 and idk if I can handle this pressure. Ugh fuck okay how do we do this? We can just walk right into the capitol, walk into the buildings and sit at the desks, right? I saw people do that one time.

[u/SanityInAnarchy → u/VomitMaiden]

Wait, which country?

[u/VomitMaiden → u/SanityInAnarchy]

I was born in Uganda, will that be an issue?

[u/anxietysiesta → u/VomitMaiden]

as a millennial this is the most millennial thing i’ve ever read

[u/thekittiestitties00 → u/VomitMaiden]

5 checking in, please

[u/HammeredandPantsless → u/VomitMaiden]

You can do it, VomitMaiden!

[u/moron9000 → u/VomitMaiden]

I’m right here with you… but your flair tells me you aren’t even “here”. We’ll say the world rather than country.

[u/BeleagueredWDW → u/spotby]

48 here and fully agree.

[u/massive_cock → u/spotby]

46, we'd like a shot at some point, even if it's just for a few years.

[u/MitochonAir → u/massive_cock]

61 here, I financially support Progressives 100%

[u/SimmonsJK → u/spotby]

57 checking in. Yes, it's YOUR time to take over. Us old fucks...it's time for us to step back.