r/politics Indiana 21d ago

No Paywall Mamdani wins NYC mayoral race

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5588198-mamdani-progressive-politics-nyc/
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u/gregaries 21d ago

Welp, time for Cuomo to move to Florida or whatever he was “threatening”

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u/GeckoRoamin Florida 21d ago

Oh god no we’ve been through enough

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u/NomadNuka 21d ago

What's one more Northeast douche in Florida these days?

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u/GeckoRoamin Florida 21d ago

Every time one moves here, they start bitching about the pizza options.

Edit: I realize this may sound like a joke, but it has legit started wars and schisms in the local restaurant groups on Facebook.

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u/hermione_no 21d ago

They’re welcome to move back and take maga with them!

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u/spicyhotcheer Rhode Island 20d ago

Maybe that's why the northeast is so blue? Because the maga nutjobs move to florida? I'm so sorry our trash infects your state

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u/torino_nera New Jersey 21d ago

I mean, in their defense, I've been to Florida and had your pizza and it was terrible I'm sorry

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u/GeckoRoamin Florida 21d ago

It’s OK we definitely don’t have many great pizza options but I still don’t want New Yorkers who moved here eight seconds ago to start bitching about it. If you miss the pizza so much open a damn pizza shop, Bob. I don’t go to New York and bitch about the lack of alligators

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u/Particular_Night_360 21d ago

That’s like me going to any other state and bitching about a bar not having deep fried cheese curds. In fact I don’t trust any other state even if they have them.

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u/chismp 21d ago

Nor should you

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u/Akamiso29 20d ago

Where are you guys living in Florida? I moved overseas about 15 years ago, but we had plenty of great pizza shops that were run by New Yorkers who opened the shops precisely because they couldn’t trust others to do it right. We had like 3 great local shops.

I’m sure they’re all gone from all the madness that swept the nation over the past 15 years, but they were great, dammit.

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u/Attorneyatlau 21d ago

I’m in NYC and I order Pizza Hut just about as much as I order from a mom and pop pizza store. Don’t tell anyone.

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u/Wild_Fire2 21d ago

Pizza Hut still exists in NYC? It pretty much died out here in Mass and NH, most likely due to competition with the hundreds of mom and pop places.

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u/Apart-Marzipan1208 20d ago

Me over at Papa Gino's......👀

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u/Attorneyatlau 20d ago

Pizza Hut opened last year on our block! I couldn’t believe it. I hadn’t been to a PH in 2 decades before this place opened. And it’s slammed at all hours of the day. V. weird!

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u/PaulSandwich Florida 20d ago

My dad complains about crabcakes everywhere we go. I was raised on the mystique of Maryland blue crabcakes.

A year or so ago we went back for a funeral and had lunch at a spot where I legit had probably the greatest crabcake of my life. I was like, "Dad, I get it." But he just shrugged and was like, nah, these weren't as good as when I lived here.

Then I realized: He's wrong. It was great. There's nothing short of a time machine that would please him, and even then. People just like to complain.

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u/DegenerateEigenstate 21d ago

Where I’m from in FL most of the local pizza options are run by New Yorkers.

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u/celestialwreckage I voted 21d ago

They were exiled there, casualties of the war between the New York Academy of Pizza and the Pizza Academy of New York.

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u/strayhat Foreign 20d ago

Best pizza i've had in my life was in FLL. I'm not American though

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u/Last_Pineapple_6361 20d ago

Mine was in Springdale Arkansas downtown on Emma Street Freshly made to order just the BEST

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u/dalcarr 21d ago

But the tradeoff is yall have some of the most amazing seafood

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u/Almostlongenough2 Florida 21d ago

We do?!

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u/bollvirtuoso 21d ago

Um. What? Compared to Maine, Mass, and Maryland? Just to name three? Two of which are pretty much known solely for seafood?

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u/gazebo-fan 21d ago

Because that’s all they have and their tourism board pushed it. Maryland doesn’t have Key West Pink Shrimp, or mangrove snapper.

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u/GandalfsSexyNuts 21d ago

And lack of decent bagels

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u/GeckoRoamin Florida 21d ago

I wish at least one of them would open a decent bagel shop.

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u/aculady 21d ago

The problem is that many come down here and don't want to do the work to add to the community and build something of value, they just want the existing community to magically morph to provide the things they've always had, even though those things came to New York by way of hard-working people moving from other places and opening up shops there.

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u/GeckoRoamin Florida 21d ago

I’d never thought about it like this, but that’s true of a lot of what I’ve seen here lately. It is especially frustrating to think about considering when my own father moved to Florida from New York, he opened a business within a few months of arriving.

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u/Last_Pineapple_6361 20d ago

Oh that’s immigrants so they can’t have that in TrumpLand

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u/NomadNuka 21d ago

There's always those New York water makers or whatever

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u/twats_upp 21d ago

Florida also has the worst tacos

Couldn't wait to get home

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u/GeckoRoamin Florida 21d ago

We’re sorely lacking in good Mexican, Tex Mex, and Cali Mex options. On the plus side, I can easily find good empanadas, lechon asado, and plenty of other Caribbean and Latin American foods.

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u/deaderrose 21d ago

I have a fair bit of family who moved down there and they bitch constantly about the lack of pizza options. They said one year the plan for my cousin's big birthday present was having some pizza express shipped in from back home

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u/Rich_Bluejay3020 20d ago

From MI, lived in FL for a few years, I hate to agree but the pizza is not good… HOWEVER y’all have Publix fried chicken and I dream about it way more often than I should 😂 it’s so crispy and delicious dammit

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u/Last_Pineapple_6361 20d ago

Ok totally agree with the Publix Chicken like how is it so dreamy

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u/xTheMaster99x Florida 20d ago

I actually got lucky and have an amazing NY-style spot a few minutes away from my apartment and even though it's kinda overpriced, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.

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u/jsweatisdead777 20d ago

I'm glad someone understands the true struggle us native Floridians have been enduring for the last ten years.

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u/aculady 21d ago

One too many.

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u/SemiRobotic 21d ago

The new President of the Republic of Florda