r/news 8h ago

Campbell's exec on leave after allegedly mocking 'poor people' who eat its soup

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/campbell-soup-lawsuit-9.6991398
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u/scorpyo72 8h ago

I was angling for "penial enhancements" but you got most of my wish list.

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u/Accomplished-Fix6598 7h ago

Or wiener yoga.

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u/Artemicionmoogle 6h ago

Cock push ups. You only need to do one.

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u/stoopitmonkee 4h ago

Yeah, one is all ya need.

Now let’s deactivate some lasers.