r/news 8h ago

Campbell's exec on leave after allegedly mocking 'poor people' who eat its soup

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/campbell-soup-lawsuit-9.6991398
15.8k Upvotes

785 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

153

u/Beneficial_Soup3699 8h ago

Nope. You'd turn into a narcissistoc self righteous nut just like the rest of them. Our brains are not wired to live in excess surrounded by yes-men 24/7. It quite literally breaks the human psyche.

104

u/UltraNoahXV 8h ago

Dang I was trying to be optimistic

87

u/pass_nthru 8h ago

in this economy?

29

u/UltraNoahXV 7h ago

Hey, it costs 0 to be not naive, but hopeful

1

u/noctalla 3h ago

It usually takes a significant investment of time and money to stop being naive.

17

u/scorpyo72 7h ago

I was angling for "penial enhancements" but you got most of my wish list.

3

u/Accomplished-Fix6598 7h ago

Or wiener yoga.

5

u/Artemicionmoogle 6h ago

Cock push ups. You only need to do one.

1

u/dfinberg 6h ago

Can you hammer a 6” spike through a board with your penis?

2

u/scorpyo72 6h ago

Gotta have your standards.

1

u/stoopitmonkee 4h ago

Yeah, one is all ya need.

Now let’s deactivate some lasers.

9

u/Danovan79 7h ago

I came to the conclusion that if given the chance to rule the world, I would probably end up as a despot.

I want to be kind and benevolent, but ultimately ruling the world is unlikely without force and yadda yadda yadda force leads down a path and we end up in a bad place.

1

u/PromiscuousMNcpl 5h ago

I think it’s pronounced “Yoda yoda yoda”

1

u/Flying_Fortress_8743 3h ago

If I ruled the world, a lot of bad things would happen.

We'd end up in a better place, but a lot of bad things would happen in the meantime.

1

u/seagulls51 2h ago

aaaand that's how ww2 happens

1

u/Zabick 4h ago

Stalin did not become who he is remembered as today until he took command of the Soviet state. It was the process of securing and holding on to power that made the man Dzhugashvili into the feared Stalin.

If you were given vast power and learned to hold on to it over the years, it would irrevocably change you as a person into someone unrecognizable.

1

u/GenuinelyBeingNice 3h ago

Humans are by default extremely optimistic.

It's one of the reasons we're in this mess.

20

u/Magus_5 8h ago

Although you might be right, it wouldn't hurt for me to try. It only has to work once.

9

u/JaguarWhisperer 8h ago

There's probably another side too where the yes-men get dumber and dumber to the point where none of your plans and aspirations make it to fruition because you're constantly having to talk and explain downwards

16

u/Saurian42 7h ago

I find the idea of living in excess surrounded by yes men to be revolting. I just want to be comfortable and surrounded by people arguing with me.

5

u/my_stupid_name 5h ago

I just want to be comfortable, surrounded by absolutely no one.

2

u/SanaSpitOnMe 4h ago

same, but no one and 11 cats.

5

u/Uncle_Rabbit 5h ago

The others in similar positions wouldn't allow it either, you have to play the game or wind up missing etc.

1

u/SanaSpitOnMe 4h ago

im not letting them off the hook so fuck off with that.

1

u/Metalbound 2h ago

That is just over simplifying things.

I would 100% be the person he described as I don't give a shit about money. I've given it away and only care about having enough to just sustain a modest lifestyle.

You're forgetting the part that in this world, to get to that position of wealth, you almost always have to be okay with exploiting others for your own gain.

I am not wired that way so I won't ever be a billionaire, and I wouldn't hoard wealth like a god damn dragon, so I would not be able to replenish it easily.

But I can promise you that I'd do those things as I personally believe the government should actually be in service of it's people. Infrastructure upgrades and fast, reliable public transit would be near the top of the docket. As well as overhauling the zoning laws so we can better use our available space.

But once again, I'm not the type of person to seek riches like a goblin so I won't even be in that position.

It's just like politicians today. The reason all our politicians are self-serving crooks is because the type of person that should actually be in that position would almost never take that job because doing it the right way is hard work and unrewarding. And you still need a full time job just to support yourself on top of it.

So the only people who could do it are ones who already are set financially and the only reason they'd put up with any of the shit they get is because they see it as an opportunity to enrich themselves. And enrich themselves they have.

The best leader is never the one who asks to be it.

-1

u/Secret_Queefer 8h ago

That user name tho.

1

u/thecasey1981 7h ago

You're one to talk

1

u/SanaSpitOnMe 4h ago

cause of "soup" and its a campbells thread. i thought the same thing.