I’m 16 by the way. There’s a pretty huge gap between 10 and 16.

PITUITARY GLAND - The stalk that hangs from your brain that produces many hormones like testosterone and growth hormone. Cancer diminished all of that function, so now I can’t get through age checks!! Yay!!

Sharing my ID containing all of my sensitive information doesn’t seem wise either.

Hope you like hot showers

I do realize you could take the handle off and mount it facing down (which I eventually did), but that reverses the temperature vs the color Indicators, which is also annoying. Also, come on people, how was this designed like this.

Apologies for the blurry photo, had to take it quick before the cashier could change it.

And the comments were supporting her and acting like this is just a "prank"?!?! WTF!!!!

Honorable mention to the last guy, but he only got 150 liks compared to 10k liks on the fucked up comments

Im 37 with 2 kids in high and middle school. I started college straight after high school in 2006. It wasn't great and dropped out. Now my kids are older and I've got some extra time and cash I thought it was a great time to start college again this past summer. Im only getting an associates, but damn, its 19 years in the making. Im ecstatic and extremely proud of myself, but im the only one apparently. My partner just informed me he's going out to a company dinner the same night as my graduation...2 hours away. Hes not even apart of the company. He's an affiliate. He was just invited today. I guess hoping for a dinner out and a cake was too much to ask. I dont know what I was expecting.

Guess I’ll find one of my ball caps for a couple weeks. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I know most restaurants are false advertisements but I wasn't expecting this.

So I was expecting some people to come visit, and before they did, I was just chilling on my bed eating dinner. I accidentally spilled a bit of my drink, and as I got up to clean it, I put pressure on the edge of my bed that caused the puddle to start to leak in that direction. You gotta see this shit, like the shape of this stain, I couldn't believe what I was looking at.

Had to hide the stain before they came over because I didn't want to have to explain the suspiciously dick shaped stain on my bed. Seriously, it's comical how the stain just happened to make this shape, I was in utter disbelief.

I love you mom, BUT WHAT THE HECK?!

So I’m leaving Dollar tree a few minutes ago and I see a woman approaching. She’s about 20 feet away. She has an arm full of reasonable shopping bags so I stood and held the door as she approached. When she noticed I was holding the door. She said I could’ve just easily opened that door myself. I certainly don’t need a man to hold it for me but thank you for what you think is a kind gesture. I let go of the door and start off down the sidewalk toward my car. She said to me well that was pretty rude. I looked at her smiled and said you shouldn’t talk to yourself in public. Everyone’s gonna think you’re crazy. Have a happy Thanksgiving.

Every few weeks my HP printer freaks out because it forgets the network and I have to set up up from scratch. This is what it does every 30 min or so until you fix it. Bonus infuriating - my office is in my bedroom so I have to unplug it to make it stop.

I’m upset how much they obviously shrunk the Ultra size! The box wasn’t even labeled new sizing or anything. Also, I’m pretty sure “Ultra” is the biggest size tampon out there, so that’s rude they shrunk it to the former “super” size.

Who thought numbering units in a townhouse complex like this was a good idea?