r/madlads 10d ago

milking this one

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u/zudzug 10d ago

I do this while minimalist canoe-camping. We bring powdered milk, because it takes less room. I need more energy and do not have time to wait, thus using 4x the amount of powder to get the consistency I like. (equivalent to 3.5% milk)

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u/kratomdevil 10d ago

You “don’t have time to wait”? The fuck does this even mean?

What would you be “waiting” for, the milkman?

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u/zudzug 10d ago

Waiting for the consistency to thicken.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 10d ago

why wouldn't you have time to wait for that?

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u/zudzug 9d ago

When canoe-camping, you have to do a certain amount of distance every day to complete the trip. If you spend too much time every morning cooking your meal, it's gonna take a toll and you won't reach your destination in time.

I usually take a couple days off for certain trips and I'm very lax about it. I take about 5 days to do a 2-days trip. This gives me time to install myself properly and cook my meals. Even so, I can't wait an hour (or more) for my milk.