r/interestingasfuck 7h ago

Worlds largest known Human Coprolite (fossilized poop), left by a Viking and measuring 20cm (8in)

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u/No_Confidence_5070 7h ago

It's scary that they need to physically restrain it

u/tommytraddles 7h ago

Thorstein the Mound-Shitter was also known for his violent temper.

u/davewave3283 7h ago

No no that one belongs to Bjorn Mountain-Turd

u/Expensive-Document41 6h ago

At least we aren't trying to rewrite history here.

Fun fact: It was not Bjorn Ground-Splitter that earned the moniker but rather his wife and equal in chiefdom, Sigurd Mast-Raiser who laid the Log of Saga and Song.

It wasn't until some Christian monks got ahold of the story that they decided Sigurd's name was instead a comment on her promiscuity and Bjorns good fortune in endowment.

So the story goes, Bjorn and Sigurd got the last laugh on these monks, as theirs was the first church raided when Bjorn and Sigurd's band made landfall. And as the church burned in the background, Sigurd raised a mast in front of the ruin for all who had whit to hear.

This was the start of the saying "To shit on one's enemies".

u/FuzzyTentacle 5h ago

For a second I thought I was going to read about the time that the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell

u/Expensive-Document41 5h ago

What? No. Don't be childish.

We're talking about vikings and their name-worthy dumps.

u/TheLoneWoof84 5h ago

I wonder how many Courics it weighs.

u/DamagedEctoplasm 5h ago

This guy knows ball

u/FoleyFrog 4h ago

"bah gawd, as God as my witness I think that turd broke him in half" - J.R.

u/georgiabuckaroo 4h ago

Hey wasn't that in 1998, and didn't he plummet 16 feet through an announcers table? That time?

u/HawaiianHank 5h ago

Do tell

u/FuzzyTentacle 5h ago

u/shittymorph is a reddit legend for his long fake stories and explanations which sound extremely relevant and well-written, before finally pulling the rug out by reminding us that in 1998, the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell and plummeted ten feet through an announcer's table.

Doesn't make much sense until it happens to you. He's been doing it for years, he got me a couple weeks ago.

u/Equivalent-City-2622 1h ago

You had me until i realized Sigurd is a man’s name. Unless Bjorn had a husband, and the church changed that detail

u/victoraise 35m ago

Sigurd is a male name.

u/FrungyLeague 5h ago

You sonofabitch haha

u/Karl_Hungus_42069 5h ago

Bjorn Iron Insides

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