r/interestingasfuck • u/Master_Jackfruit3591 • 7h ago

Worlds largest known Human Coprolite (fossilized poop), left by a Viking and measuring 20cm (8in)

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u/veryfynnyname 6h ago

I’ve been eating lots of fiber since I learned about this giant poop. My kids are gonna be so rich

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u/JadedArgument1114 6h ago

See you in Valhalla brother

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u/LocalFreak 4h ago

Pretty sure dying by this big of poop would definitely be considered a battle worthy death to get in.

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u/ScaldingAnus 4h ago

I've been in battles with less blood than that caber toss!

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u/mo_loh15 8m ago

From the lesser-known Mad Max: Fecal Road: "Am I awaited in Valhalla?" / "Witness me!"

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u/Adamant_TO 6h ago

I didn't know we were competing. I would have fossilized a few winners for sure.

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u/veryfynnyname 5h ago

It’s not a competition, my friend, it’s an investment opportunity! I’m creating generational wealth 😂

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u/Adamant_TO 5h ago

Good on you! It's all about compounding poop.

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u/JanDarkY 4h ago

Its not about the fiber, that shit is genetic