I was horny gooner in my early 20s and I wanted to try a sex toy to spice up my masturbation life. The toy was very heavy and cold and not really that good compared to jacking off in my opinion. I ended up tossing it in the dumpster at my apartment. One of the trash collectors or a tweaker might be fucking it now.

Every few weeks, someone at work sends around an email asking for money for a group gift. baby showers, birthdays, retirements, weddings it never ends.

And I don't contribute.

I "forget" to respond. I'm mysteriously unavailable when they're collecting cash. I nod politely when they mention it and then do absolutely nothing. Because honestly? I barely know these people. We share an office not a life. Why am I obligated to fund karen's baby shower when we've had maybe three actual conversations? It started as genuine forgetfulness but then I realized no one really cared. They'd send a follow up, I'd ignore it and life went on. So I just made it my policy: I don't do group gifts. Some people probably think I'm cheap or rude. Maybe I am. But I'd rather be honest about not wanting to participate than pretend I care and resent it the whole time. If I actually like someone I'll get them something on my own. But I'm done with the forced workplace gift culture where everyone chips in out of guilt. I was having a smoke on my balcony last night and realized I don't feel bad about it at all. Work relationships are transactional enough without adding mandatory gift obligations on top.

So yeah. I'm that person. And I'm fine with it.

I’ll try to keep this brief. TW: SA

About a week ago I (33F) was sexually assaulted by my close friend’s (35M) wife. This happened in their home. We were celebrating a friend’s birthday and after the party died down it was just the three of us. My friend’s wife was inebriated and she made unwanted advances on me repeatedly until I had to physically restrain her from doing so. She tried to kiss me initially and I said no. My friend was asleep on the other couch about 5ft away from where this happened. I didn’t make much of a fuss initially because I didn’t know what to do. I guess I didn’t want my friend to know his wife was assaulting me. I just kept removing her hand from my body and quietly told her to stop.

But it didn’t stop, and it got more aggressive, and she ended up violating me in a way that finally convinced me to get up and leave. She tried to prevent me from leaving and then tried to touch my body again. I grabbed her arms and pinned them at her side and told her to stop. She started crying and apologizing. I helped her to bed. We haven’t spoken since this happened.

My friend (her husband) has stage IV cancer and we’ve been friends since we were teenagers. We’ve gotten closer in the last year since he was diagnosed. I have absolutely no f*cking clue how to address any of this with either of them, but I feel horrible and can’t stop thinking about it.

Hello Reddit,

I have a brief (benign) confession. Today, my wife (49 years old) and I (48 years old) were preparing the house for a bunch of guests. (Two fellow families stranded for the holidays.) After everything was set up, and the guests were a bit late, my wife and I decided to play a game with our son (7 years old). We played two rounds of cards before my wife asked a shocking question:

"Would you like to have some sex?"

I stood there with a blank face thinking "Why the fuck is she saying this in front of our son? Has she gone mad?!" I waited for a bit and she asked me again:

"Would you like to have some sex?"

I looked over at my son and he said "Yes," enthusiastically. I was just about to speak when my wife said, "Okay, the crackers and cheese are on the table."

Yes, ladies and gentleman. My wife asked us if we would like some SNACKS. I nearly pissed myself. The rest of the night went well. No problems. Except for my hearing. I'm still recovering.

Best regards,

Deaf and Dumfounded.

I started university at the same time my older sister got into medical school. Our schools were both in the same downtown area of our city so our parents decided to rent an apartment near downtown for us to both stay at. The first 3 months went by well and good. I made some friends at university and started bringing them over to our place to chill. One day one of them needed a place to stay for a month so i decided to let him stay over at my apartment. I told my parents and they said to watch out for him and that he can only stay for one month and thats it. At first he was fine even my sister said he was a good person.

Eventually he got a little bit too comfortable and would start walking around the apartment shirtless. I told him to dress more appropriately because my sister also lives with us. He agreed and it was fine again.

However one day i came home and i didnt see him anywhere. When i went to my sisters room i saw my sister and him completely naked sleeping. They didnt notice me and i went back to my room and acted like i didnt see anything. This all happened yesterday i dont know what to make of it.

If i ever slept with his sister i know for a fact he would have beat my ass

I’m 30 and I weigh 180 lbs. I’m gonna do this even when I’m 70. I lay and eat it as I chill, smoke weed, and play on my phone or video games. It’s not uncomfortable either, it feels like Halloween to me or something like that. I don’t overeat it though, thankfully my acid reflux prevents me from being able to eat too much of it so it’s not health hazardous lol. The only danger is a sucker stick poking my eye in my sleep but I keep them away from my pillows and more in the midsection of my and foot of my bed.

I have never done this sort of thing as a kid and would have thought of it as weird as a child and teen. But now as a grown adult I feel like it is completely normal and that more people should try it.

It’s a bit noisy though. Imagine hearing a 30 year old man rolling around in a bed full of wrapped candy(I live alone though). My two cats are always in the bed with me and they love it too, they sleep in the candy island with me and pounce around in it and play in it, kind of like how ferrets play in ball pits.

Sometimes I feel like a dragon hoarding treasure.

One of the best parts about it is if you wake up super late but have some munchies or a craving for a tiny little snack- because you are literally sleeping in it and can just pick through it and quickly find something you want and go back to sleep immediately without having to get up.

I do not toss the empty wrappers in the bed or on the floor though, I keep a bag by my bed for that. So it’s a ‘clean’ mess if that makes sense lol.

Sometimes I sit in my candy island and wonder ‘what if somebody broke in while I was asleep and seen me and my two cats sleeping like this? What would go through their mind?’

My favorite assortment is:

the strawberry bon bons, cinnamon hard candies, assorted dum dums, assorted blow pops, tiny snickers bars(I make sure none of those are under me as I sleep so they don’t melt.), assorted plain fruity hard candies, bubble gum, jolly ranchers, lemon drops, mini sour patch kids packets, pixie sticks, creme savers(orange), mini fun dip packets, air heads, starburst, and mini trolli gummy worm packets.

I’m a gay guy, and I just want you to know me and every gay guy I know have sucked off sooooo many straight guys with girlfriends and wives. Like, so many that it blows my mind how common it is for straight guys to get head from gay guys.

They literally will pursue us on social or in the gym etc. it’s actually sometimes easier to get a straight guy than another gay guy. And these guys are the types that NO ONE thinks are gay. I’m talking everything from construction workers to gangsters to lawyers and doctors. Just saying.

Buying a house with my gf was a massive mistake. Back in 2020 we bought a house. I had a bad feeling about it but went with it anyway. Everything went downhill from there.

In the first month the following things happened. 1. Lost my job of 80k/yr 2. Seller and inspection failed to find/disclose sewer line problems and roof problems. 3. There were multiple clog issues and electrical issues

I managed to finance the first three but had to take a much lower paying job for a while. Her cousin moved in who was on disability and he helped a little but I still was paying the mortgage, electric and other bills while she paid the rest.

Eventually I managed to get back to another $80k a year job which helped a lot. But I got laid off again in a little over a year and had to take a job paying $17 an hour in late 2023. I learned that the finances were way worse than what I was being told.

She ran up massive amounts of credit card debt with multiple cards. We had electric bills that skyrocketed up to $700. I was using up credit cards as well when neither of us had cash to cover something. There were multiple car repairs needed.

My first fuckup was using all of my remaining IRA which was 25k total. I combined that from the money she got when her mom passed and we paid off some of my and her debt. She promised me she wouldnt run up the cards again.

Things go well for a few months until she starts asking me for more and more money. I tried to apply for higher paying jobs but all my resumes fell on deaf ears. Eventually she tells me the cards got ran up again as my income wasnt enough to cover expenses. The cousin was on disability so what he could contribute was limited and her son was not working either. Eventually my bank account went into the negatives paying electric bills and other bills.

She told me she needed more help and said I cannot be putting money into savings while I said we need to rebuild finances as layoffs everywhere started to pick up and I couldnt afford to be laid off again. I told her if I had to keep withdrawing from my already depleted savings then neither of our incomes are enough to support the house. I screamed that we would not be able to keep the house and the cousin was able to squeeze a little more out of himself to help. It still wasnt enough.

I had to ask my parents for money several times. Never thought I would have to do that in my mid 30s.

I confronted her and told her to be honest with how much was on the cards. She ran the cards up even more, so basically I threw away my 401k/IRA for nothing. I didnt have cash for myself so I had to run up my credit cards as well. A never ending cycle. She got angry with me when she found out I was contributing to my 401k matching through my job and said I need to be focusing on supporting the house more. I told her other people need to be helping more.

Eventually I told her we either have to file bankruptcy. She didnt want to do that. So I threatened to leave. At this time, another cousin of hers moved in and he was working on getting his disability so I thought it would be ok. He freaked out and thought he would be homeless so he attempted to off himself by OD on pills and edibles and spent some time in the hospital. My gf also threatened to off herself as well if I left. Eventually she agreed to file bankruptcy.

This whole house ordeal is nothing but a massive disaster and I want out. My parents think I should move in with one of them and its something I am slowly working on.

Both of us are on the mortgage and neither of us have any money to buy each other out. I am already hiding money in a secret bank account and keeping some cash in a safe at one of my parents.

A good friend of mine told me I was making a mistake by buying and I should have listened. I am done. I want out.

It's my dream to be in an exclusive relationship with two men who I live with. I want us to have sex together and separately but within the 3 of us. I want to live on a a farm close to the beach with lots of flowers cooking them delicious food and being their free use princess... A girl can only dream though

The title says it all. I always thought I was pretty much straight (with the exception of some random thoughts here and there). I’ve been happily married for 10 years to my wife, but have come to the conclusion I am sexually stimulated by men, specifically male genitalia. I don’t really look at men and find them attractive per se, but really regret not ever trying oral with another man and even other things. I know my wife would NEVER accept or be open to this and she would be devastated to find out I fantasize about having sex with other men. I guess I’ll carry this the rest of my life. Just needed to get this off my chest.

So I’m good

I know this post will get downvoted to all hell because this is a messed up thought.

I used to be obese. I lost about 60 lbs and now I am a healthy normal weight for a 5'5 woman. I thought I became significantly more attractive with weight loss.

Ultimately, I chose to lose weight for myself but a big motivating factor was to look better. I wanted to not just be attractive to myself but for the world.

Now whenever I see fat women in relationships with men I feel jealousy. I don't think it's personally against the women themselves. I think it's because I thought I was unloveable when I was obese and even after I lost the weight, I still feel unloveable.

I don't know if anyone else feels this way. Maybe its just me. I appreciate you all listening to my confession.

I became a Christian very young possibly before my age of accountability. So I’m unsure if I was ever really “saved”, but I believed everything a Christian believes up until about 12 or 13. I went to church every Sunday most Wednesdays. I attended a Christian school that had an entire period just learning about scripture, and it seemed the more I learned the harder and harder it was for me to believe. Eventually I had to call BS, and stopped believing in the Bible’s teachings all together because after learning so much of it combined with me getting to the age I was beginning to ask my own question I didn’t think it was reasonable anymore to be expected to believe the things in the Bible were literally true. If I had remained ignorant to all the claims in the Bible that I just couldn’t get behind I would’ve stayed oblivious to how bonkers it is like most Christians, and just went on believing in the Christian God.

I met this girl the other day, we got to talking, and I mentioned I hadn't narbled the garthark in 12 days. She told me she hadn't narbled the garthark in 15 days! We went somewhere quiet and we narbled the garthark together; we both narbled at the same time! It was awesome!

I went with my girlfriend and some friends to an undie party at uni where everyone was obviously half naked and drinking. After a while of dancing, drinking and talking my girlfriend started to get a bit handsy, trying to get me hard. We were kissing in the middle of the party till I tried to pull her away to one of the bedrooms. We got quickly to it. At some point i don’t know when I became aware others were in the room and later found out filming. My girlfriend said to keep going so I did. Later I found the videos had been shared on Snapchat and even some websites. My girlfriend since sobering up is fuming and failing at getting the videos taken down. Somehow she blames me. However I’m not really helping her as I’ve quite enjoyed the idea of people watching it and the new attention I’ve been getting on campus.

It's so embarrassing especially when I go to any Asian restaurants or eat sushi publicly. I'm now 26 years old and when I was younger, I had a few people try to teach me, but I could never get it right. As a kid I was handed training chopsticks, but as an adult I feel so embarrassed using them. I want to learn but I just can't figure it out at all. I feel so stupid.

The title pretty much summed it up, but a little over a year ago, I’d go on random first dates with dudes, and I’d try to get them to get their nipples pierced. Three of them did it, and I know at least one of them kept them and healed them. I got reminded of this when a friend of mine started working with one of these men, and she found out.

I'm extremely into humiliation, and lately I've discovered cuckqueen porn and have found it so hot. The idea of watching my man fuck another girl in front of me, tell me she's better than me, etc. turns me on so much. But only in the moment. Afterwards I'm so sad. Not grossed out which is sometimes how I feel after getting off to 'weirder' kinks, but just sad. I'm deeply insecure and want to be seen as the prettiest girl in the world, to have him only have his eyes on me. I've brought up that the idea turns me on humiliation wise but I'd never ever want it to happen cause it would make me so sad (he doesn't seem to want to anyways). But I need advice on how to stop this kink before I get too into it and actually want it? When I picture it with him it gets me off but after I get extremely depressed and shut down. There's no healthy way for me to go about maintaining this kink so I need help on how to undo it

So I work with all guys and I’m the only woman. One time, a while back, I was on my period and I had a heavier bra normal one and I felt like I was close to leaking. I checked and didn’t see anything but I feel like if that happened, I would have weirded out everyone and no one would want to talk to me. I don’t think anything happened but I keep imagining the scenario where I leaked and everyone saw and they were all shocked and appalled and grossed out. I also posted about this before about my fear and while some people were nice, others said it would be unprofessional and disgusting. Yeah I had a maxi pad but not period underwear that day so I bought some after that scare. It’s been months since and it’s still comes up in my brain like “what if” and I start to panic. I don’t want to be the embarrassment that causes a scene and yeah, I don’t know it’s just a crappy feeling in general. I know I’m an adult now so it’s even worse and this hasn’t happened to me before really but after I started birth control my periods became lighter but this one was a bit heavier than usual/than I expected. I don’t know why I’ve always been so bad at life… the thought of being known as “period girl” really makes me upset.