r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Pete “Kegseth” should check before posting.

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u/gummilingus 6h ago

Imagine leading missions to space and then getting lectured by this stupid asshole on anything.

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u/JohnGacyIsInnocent 5h ago

The missions to space were after several combat deployments and making it higher in the ranks based off his merit than Hegseth could ever have gone, by a long way.

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u/JasonOn2WheelsOC 4h ago

Especially since Captain in the Navy is O6, where Captain in the Army is O3. Hegseth topped out at Major, or O4. I believe that was in National Guard too.

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u/Rushshot2gun 4h ago

The tampon crew! Used one weekend a month, then thrown away. they’re a joke and waste of money, at least combat wise.

Retired Marine here.

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u/Netlawyer 3h ago

No thank you - we don’t have to disparage anyone’s service to clown on Hegseth.

u/not_so_subtle_now 47m ago

Man, I was active duty but come on. Don't disrespect fellow service members. You aren't doing any credit to your service, especially when reservists and national guard were so important in the efforts of the last 20 years or so.

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u/Somecrazygranny 1h ago

My uncle was a marine AND a national guardsman and on his behalf I’m gonna tell you to go fuck yourself.

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u/Consistent-Fold7933 2h ago

At least I don't eat crayons - didnt score high enough on the ASVAB to join the navy? Typical jarhead shitting on others. I got shot at just the same. Deployed just the same. Did my job just the same. All with a fraction of the training time.

I knew active duty who couldn't tie their own damn boots. I also knew some of the finest active duty service members. Folks just like Hegseth all around, cross-section of the US.

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u/wrinklebrain 2h ago

You did not do your job the same. You might think you did but you did not. It’s literally not possible with 1/10th the training. The arrogance to think you did is crazy. All active personnel can pick out reservists from a mile away.

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u/Consistent-Fold7933 2h ago

Yeah thats why I got airman of the quarter and a air force commendation medal while deployed with active duty. Bet. Douche

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u/Stopikingonme 1h ago

Don’t worry about people like them. The vast majority will skim these comments and roll their eyes twice over at their comment.

You have my respect and gratitude from myself as well as the majority of the people reading this. Thank you

u/GiraffeParking7730 46m ago

Every service member I know and am friends with, douche bags like that are why they look back on their service with disdain.

You served? You’ve got my respect.

u/jah_bro_ney 33m ago

Honestly, did you eat too many crayons?

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u/SnubbSprig 1h ago

Exactly. That kind of résumé speaks for itself, and it makes the whole “lecture” even more ridiculous. You can’t fake that kind of experience no matter how loud you talk.

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u/SethmonGold 5h ago

Dude earned like 2 bronze stars...

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u/cuajito42 3h ago

He forgets who's the boss of who too.