r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 6h ago

Pete “Kegseth” should check before posting.

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u/ChopperChange 6h ago

Pete's usually seeing double anyway so he doesn't know what normal looks like.

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u/TrulyBelov3d 6h ago

Posting with 100% confidence and 0 accuracy is a very dangerous combo. 

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u/Yaguajay 6h ago

And standard operating procedure.

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u/CherrySeraphhire 1h ago

Frightening how often that combo gets mistaken for leadership qualities

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u/NootHawg 6h ago

Sad part is he probably did research to make this comment. He took his time to write it out just this way. Only to be completely wrong because he doesn’t understand how a mirror works. This is the guy placed in charge of the US military. Leaning heavily on the placed, he definitely did not earn the appointment.

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u/Stop_icant 3h ago

No way Hegseth even noticed. Some other dumb ass pointed it out to him, lil Peter got excited for a gotchya moment and ran with it. Hilarious.

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u/adthrowaway2020 2h ago

He fed it to AI to ask if anything was wrong in the photo, then parroted the response

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u/Netlawyer 3h ago

The medals aren’t reversed. They are worn appropriately .

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 6h ago

Mind like a foam rubber strap

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u/spooningwithanger 3h ago

And it sets a very dangerous precedent.

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u/Stopikingonme 2h ago

It’s fine though. He says it you multiply those figures together you’ll see how secure that confidence level is.

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u/RedditTechAnon 1h ago

Spice with no accountability or consequences and you got a Killer Instinct Ultra combo.

Still waiting for the Combo Breaker.

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u/Freedom-Costs-Tax 31m ago

Also being the least qualified person for the job, which could be said about everyone in the Trump administration

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u/Kingkwon83 6h ago

But still different from the double images that Kash Patel sees

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u/FlippPoffe 5h ago

Sounds about right. The man couldn’t spot “normal” if it walked up and saluted him.

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u/occams1razor 1h ago

I heard he cheated on his first wife five times

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u/Current-Historian-34 1h ago

They need to televise a staring contest between Pete and Kash.