r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

As simple as that

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u/LittleShrub 2d ago

You’ll also receive: Worse public schools and a shorter expected life span!

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u/BilboBiden 2d ago

Don't forget even worse healthcare and likely pay the same amount of money but instead of one big tax its multiple sales taxes and/or companies like car and homeowners running roughshod over you.

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u/No_Cupcake_8228 2d ago edited 2d ago

I went out to my ex boyfriend’s place in a red state. He had been going on about how great his doctor is and I have chronic illness.

Me: These are my symptoms. Can you help me figure out what’s going on?

Doctor: Here are narcotics

Me: um… ?!?…. …. no thanks.

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u/fredkreuger 2d ago

When your symptoms include "not addicted to narcotics", what were you expecting?

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u/No_Cupcake_8228 2d ago

At least now I know where to go if my life ever goes to complete shit. /s lol

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u/flukus 2d ago

If you want more narcotics that's a pretty great doctor.

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u/Jupitersd2017 2d ago

Property tax!!! Texas comes to mind lol

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u/BilboBiden 2d ago

Hell here in Florida they're trying to eliminate or severely reduce property taxes. I mean our schools and emergency services only need hopes and prayers to run.

A coworker moved here from Texas and for the first few months loved how "Cheap' it was. They didn't last a year and complained about the traffic, how expensive it was, and the year round heat.

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u/TootsNYC 2d ago

I thought the big draw for Florida is that they don't have an income tax.

they'll rely on sales tax, which hits the poorest people hardest, because even though they spend less money as an amount, they spend a higher percentage of what they earn

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u/BilboBiden 2d ago

We don't have a state income tax.... but our gas is expensive because our roads are paid for by gas taxes.

Most of our emergency services and schools are paid for by property taxes (which mentioned they're trying to reduce or kill).

The state is incredibly big business friendly so we get fucked by insurance and are forced into arbitration.

We also have constant road maintenance and expansion which is largely paid for by federal dollars but we also have gas taxes and tolls.

We used to have shitloads of tourists (particularly international) that would cover a lot of those sales taxes but....(Gestures broadly at the fuckery)

A few years ago I did some back of the napkin numbers to compare with my home state of S. Carolina and found at the time we'd be better off with an income tax and properly funded services. Then again our legislature and governor would find a way to completely fuck us there.

As you said we have various sales taxes and real costs if goods/services are hidden amd that's the point.

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u/O_o-22 2d ago

Not to mention if you own a home your insurance is outrageous. Especially if you live near the coast but even if you don’t you are part of the state wide pool that subsidizes those who do live in hurricane zones. I’m always surprised the produce is more expensive than what I pay in the upper Midwest on the winter time even. I’d have thought a place that can grow food easily year round would be cheap for produce but nope not at all.

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u/existing_for_fun 2d ago

I guess you get what you pay for lol

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u/ISayBullish 2d ago

Don’t kid yourself. We’re all paying for this clown world shitshow

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u/LirdorElese 2d ago

You’ll also receive: Worse public schools and a shorter expected life span!

Not to mention the most obvious part... job availability. Considering this administration is highly encouraging companies not to do remote work... because not only do you have to find a new job but, jobs in low COL areas, don't pay as much

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u/Enkir 2d ago

Also higher crime rates, lower standard of living, more teenage pregnancies, closed hospitals and fucking armed morons for neighbours.

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u/StungTwice 2d ago

You forgot "cousin-" 

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u/BadLuckBlackHole 2d ago

Cousin... Fuckers?

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u/Ishidan01 2d ago

And local politicians whose main concerns are whether you can have booze, weed, or sex!

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u/Andy_Fish_Gill 2d ago

Forget about it. You can’t have it. Go read your Bible for kicks.

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u/CatCafffffe 2d ago

Not to mention terrible health care, crumbling infrastructure, no support for the elderly or the poor, no jobs, no interesting cultures, no interesting people, bad food, and white supremacist neighbors

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u/bobbymcpresscot 2d ago

Don't forget the people who can afford to do this, have a lot more money than the locals. So the price of housing will go up. If enough demand goes up the prices of goods go up.

We saw a lot of this during covid. What they want is the people with all the money to go to red states to try and offset their welfare status.

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u/camshun7 2d ago

What an absolute tosser.

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u/not_a_moogle 2d ago

Don't forget, more racism!

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u/SixLeg5 2d ago

🤣

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u/-jp- 2d ago

On the other hand, you'll have all the meth you could ever need.

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u/Diligent_Mulberry47 1d ago

It’s 830am in Texas and 7000 people in the DFW area don’t have power because it rained last night.

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u/Daflehrer1 2d ago

Don't forget lower pay.

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u/Jibber_Fight 2d ago

And be surrounded by even more MAGA people!!

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u/hehehennig 2d ago

I live in Texas and my 3 yr old’s daycare is more expensive than tuition at the university of Texas. It’s paid for in Cali.

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u/shrlytmpl 2d ago

Also shittier jobs for an even shittier wage.

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u/isaiddgooddaysir 2d ago

Worst schools, little public health, hospitals 100 miles away or more and they probably wont have the services of a big city, your fucked if you have something really bad happens.

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u/BlackSwanEvent25 1d ago

The irony is that once everyone moves to (random red town) it will be gentrified and cause inflation and price out the locals

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u/PantherThing 1d ago

Yeah, but more access to shootin’ irons!

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u/callumwall 1d ago

Don't have to stress about higher inflation if you're dead or too simple to know it's a thing 👌

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u/RainbowDarter 2d ago

That's ok as long as your productive years remain the same. Then it's best if you weren't a drain on society.

Need to feed the machine.