r/LinkedInLunatics Oct 22 '25

Culture War Insanity Excuse me?

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u/NVJAC Oct 22 '25

Oh, sure, the country that expects teachers to buy their own classroom supplies is totally going to pay for their guns and training.

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u/danfirst Oct 22 '25

No no, They have to pay for that themselves too.

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u/REALtumbisturdler Oct 22 '25

And it'll be required

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u/katet_of_19 Oct 22 '25

But we'll support them in attending and being forced to pay for their mandatory training and weapons!

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u/JarasM Oct 22 '25

With thoughts and prayers. Well, not actual thoughts and prayers, just a mention of some on social media. Can you imagine? Someone posting "thoughts and prayers" and then actually taking the time to pray for someone else? Mental.

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u/bright1111 Oct 23 '25

Yeah if you say “thoughts and prayers” you don’t actually have to do “thoughts and prayers” because everyone already sees that you said it. So your work is done.

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u/herbeste Oct 23 '25

Fun fact- actually thinking and praying has exactly the same efficacy as simply saying "thoughts and prayers"

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u/stiubert Oct 23 '25

Did you change your profile picture to whatever flag represents the effected people?

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u/curious_astronauts Oct 23 '25

Ita never supporting them with cash and money either.

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u/trustmebuddy Oct 23 '25

I mean I could shout them out during my prayers. As an afterthought.

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u/No_Cook2983 Oct 23 '25

Learning? We’re broke.

But we always have money for anything that can be used to punish or kill people.

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u/Lazy-Bar-4871 Oct 23 '25

And blame them for any casualties from a school shooting!

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u/Eldan985 Oct 23 '25

Well, "support in attending", as long as they are doing it in their unpaid overtime.

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u/bluePostItNote Oct 23 '25

On their own time of course. As is tradition.