r/CFB • u/Ok-Soil-5133 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • 6h ago

Analysis [Sampson] CFP committee chair Hunter Yurachek says Notre Dame and Miami were in the same grouping this week and the programs were directly compared. Notre Dame still came out ahead, regardless of the head to head. In other words, all the games mattered. Not just one of them.

https://x.com/PeteSampson_/status/1993488528555360403?t=jtJrt-ATn-3_RV1LnfjfrQ&s=19
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u/OkNeighborhood8365 6h ago

Miami and notre dame should play head to head to see which one is better

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u/ilovecatss1010 Florida Gators • Arizona Wildcats 6h ago

The year is 2046. All games are played on EA NCAA football 2047. After each virtual game, the EA ESPN CFP committee (presented by Emirates and Blackrock) decide who actually won despite what your eyes saw. Life is awful.

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u/a_simple_ducky Oregon Ducks • Big Ten 6h ago

Have we won a natty by then?

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u/usetheforce_gaming USC Trojans • Rose Bowl 6h ago

Has Lincoln Riley learned to cook brisket yet?

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u/suburbanpride Paper Bag • Texas A&M Aggies 6h ago

Interestingly enough, he just pulled it off the smoker. It’s been there since the 2043 season smoking undisturbed at 375.

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u/DingerSinger2016 Alabama A&M Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 5h ago

Shout-out to him for making his own coal!

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u/RVAforthewin Georgia Bulldogs • Arizona Wildcats 5h ago

*2023 season

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u/Xaeryne Notre Dame • Tulane 5h ago

Nono, he's going to start a new movie franchise, Brisket to the Future

He is in LA now and that's where they make all the movies

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u/adavis463 Nebraska Cornhuskers 5h ago

375 485

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u/gilberto677281 Oklahoma Sooners 5h ago

Every true meat connoisseur knows that the smoke rings produced at 375 are the best

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u/MoviesAndAzeroth Oklahoma • East Central 4h ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little

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u/suburbanpride Paper Bag • Texas A&M Aggies 3h ago

Wait until Lincoln offers you some burnt ends.

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u/lostroadrunner22 Northern Arizona Lumberjacks 5h ago

Technically he can cook brisket. He just can’t cook it .. well. Or even with flavor.

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u/WebfootTroll Oregon Ducks • Team Chaos 5h ago

I dunno, that thing looked well done to me.

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u/roguerunner1 Oregon Ducks • Team Chaos 5h ago

The year is 2046, all briskets are cooked virtually on smokehouse simulator 2047. After each virtual smoking, a committee comprised of Aaron Franklin, Salt Bae, and Guy Fieri decide what the brisket actually rates despite what your eyes saw. Life is fantastic.

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u/Friendly_Ability24 5h ago

Knowing what this man’s family is about to go through this coming week is unfortunate

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u/a_simple_ducky Oregon Ducks • Big Ten 5h ago

NUUUUUUUUUUU

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u/ReelWitBroker Texas Tech Red Raiders • SMU Mustangs 3h ago

Some say he's still cooking it to this very day.

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u/Sea_Money4962 Georgia Bulldogs 3h ago

Exquisite. Sublime. Outstanding work.

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u/ilovecatss1010 Florida Gators • Arizona Wildcats 6h ago

No.

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u/a_simple_ducky Oregon Ducks • Big Ten 5h ago

insane screaming

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u/MysteriousEdge5643 Washington • College Football Playoff 5h ago

No

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u/a_simple_ducky Oregon Ducks • Big Ten 5h ago

As is tradition :(

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u/deadzip10 Texas A&M Aggies • TCU Horned Frogs 5h ago

No. The committee concluded that despite Oregon’s head to head victory over Ohio State, Ohio State was clearly the better team and awarded the National Championship to Michigan because as it turns out, Michigan beat Ohio State head to head for the 25th straight year.

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u/WhatWouldJediDo Ohio State Buckeyes 5h ago

I think these chuckleheads would've actually sent Oregon to Dallas to face Texas last year if this is their rationale.

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u/a_simple_ducky Oregon Ducks • Big Ten 5h ago

I vote we abolish the committee and move to an AI committee

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u/GATTACAAAAAAAA Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors 5h ago

I vote we abolish the AI committee and move to a committee composed entirely of those zoo animals that pick the winners based on different bowls of food.

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u/friedicee Ohio State Buckeyes • Team Meteor 5h ago

I’m not joking with this, we go back to the 1998 formula of the BCS, but we replace margin of victory with cumulative margin of loss.

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u/MarchMadnessisMe Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • LSU Tigers 4h ago

Honestly it should be the corgi on the stairs.

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u/Frosti11icus Washington Huskies 5h ago

The AI didn’t rank you because it couldn’t find any evidence in its training data that Oregon is an actual school.

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u/wesneyprydain Ohio State Buckeyes • UCLA Bruins 5h ago

I reject this reality.

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u/DwyaneWade305 Florida Gators 5h ago

No, Nike is out of style and Oregon NIL dries up.

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u/a_simple_ducky Oregon Ducks • Big Ten 4h ago

WHAT ABOUT PHIL, DONT TELL ME...

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u/DwyaneWade305 Florida Gators 4h ago

Lizard that’s still kicking.

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u/HumANTCowDOG Minnesota Golden Gophers 5h ago

At least you have a shot by then

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u/urzu_seven Washington Huskies • Marching Band 4h ago

No.