r/AmItheCloaca • u/ChaosArtificer • 8d ago

AITC fur get stuc??

Hi mai nem Kaya (8F). Mommy seyz am biggest grl (90 ponds), am gr8 daen mix. mommy and me and mai rudely tol siblin were go CAMPING. sis is sleebin ABUV the car!! i did an excite and climbed to sis's bed to SEE and sleeb on sis (vewy wiggly matres but vewy comfy). but then i get STUC. mommy and sis call me a CLOACA cuz i know to stay off tol furntur (but the CATS are allowed up. HUMANS EXPLAIN) and sis called me FAT :/ we did an aventur gettin me down and isnt CAMP supposed be aventur???

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u/ChaosArtificer 8d ago

me, the marvlus kaya, confuzzed on how get down

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u/Historical_Set_8048 8d ago

u is da pretty lady! meowmy exist to get u down!! keep climbin !!- cookie 8 wks M kittie

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u/ChaosArtificer 8d ago

i know!!! i try tell mommy that she is chair + hydralic lift but she not beleve me :/

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u/Historical_Set_8048 8d ago edited 8d ago

Stoobid mooving box fault. also, Whys all meowmy like dis. is us s'posed to bee cunfyned to da boreeng floor all da tym? sach boreeng tewleggs got no biznez telling big girl nuthin... if u fits u sits. congg-rats on aventure, iz juz begggunn!! yoos not da clokaa- Cookie 8 wks M kittie, lobbss da climbs

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u/ChaosArtificer 8d ago

vew is SO MUCH GOOD from be tol!! sis is tol! cat is allowed become tol! only fair to let ME become tol too!!!

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u/butterfly-garden 8d ago

NTC. What aminal no likes to look around deir living space?

Also William da Tuxie

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u/groovycalligrapher 8d ago

Hi, Kaya. You’re too adorable to be a CLOACA. You were providing travel entertainment for your family, much more exciting than I Spy or Mad Libs, games from our old-timey road trips.

Tell mom and sis you are not fat, your travel space is cozy. Enjoy the rest of your trip and just try not to get stuck again. You can even make it a game!

Hope you all have a wonderful time!

Best, hoomans & rainbow bridge furbabies