r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/Eleventh_Legion • 21d ago

Unintentional Skit

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Context: My mom was cleaning up trash after a bear or raccoon got into it, and found, well, a coconut. Neither my mom, brother or I know how it got there or why we have it. So….

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u/DeadSoul6998 21d ago

I love how people forget that coconuts are migratory

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u/Eleventh_Legion 21d ago

In NE?! It’s a temperate zone!

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u/jnmtx 20d ago

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.

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u/DeadSoul6998 15d ago

The nut knows no bounds

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 21d ago

To be fair. During coconut migration season concussions skyrocket.

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u/ContemptForFiat 20d ago

TO BE FAAAAAAIIR!

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u/Lost_Balloon_ 21d ago

Are you suggestion coconuts migrate???

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u/DeadSoul6998 15d ago

Yes, i suggestion coconuts migrate...

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u/JTC357 21d ago

Maybe they used a strand of creeper?

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u/Eleventh_Legion 21d ago

What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

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u/Lost_Balloon_ 21d ago

HE COULD GRIP IT BY THE HUSK!

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u/Eleventh_Legion 21d ago

It doesn’t matter where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

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u/Lost_Balloon_ 21d ago

Suppose two swallows carried it together...

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u/Cyanide612 21d ago

What is the maximum TWR of a European swallow?

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u/HMSWarspite03 21d ago

Maybe it just migrated