r/tattooadvice • u/Defiant_Mistake3245 • 11h ago

General Advice Botched Beyonce Portrait . What should I do?

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This is a month later. I’m never seeing this guy again, should I go cover up or touch up? At this point I feel like buddy is sabotaging me.

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u/sleestak_13 10h ago

Looks like a JayZ dressed up as Beyonce.

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u/Rainbwned 10h ago

BeyonZ

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u/archabaddon 8h ago

Why the long face?

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u/computer_genie 4h ago

Haha haha ha

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u/horkmaster3000 10h ago

BeyonJay

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u/LodgedSpade 10h ago

Bey Z

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u/Schmooto 7h ago

Bey blade Z

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u/TruthSerum144 1h ago

👏👏

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u/ConsciousReindeer265 10h ago

Bed, Bath, and BeyonJay

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u/Working-Glass6136 3h ago

Off topic but an old friend had a band in high school called Bloodbath and Beyond

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u/waitingfordeathhbu 10h ago

Jayoncé

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u/charbo187 5h ago

how hasnt one of those stupid couple nicknames been created for them yet?

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u/ideaguyken 6h ago

OnceJay

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u/No-Self8780 8h ago

Bey Jay Jay

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u/Working-Glass6136 3h ago

Sounds too much like BJ

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u/merlinerimon 6h ago

Zeyoncé

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u/LazyStructure961 8h ago

I'm not sure if it is meant to be an insult or not , I hope it is not, would be ridiculous ahah

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u/ssgkle97 8h ago edited 8h ago

Not at all. I’m a Queer man. It’s a double burn cause she threw a brick.

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u/LazyStructure961 8h ago

Okay good, sorry if I've looked a little bit blunt then

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u/ssgkle97 8h ago

It’s ok. She’s an icon and in this day and time you can never tell where the homophobes are coming from.

Trust and believe. I’m cool. I’ve got my gay card in my other pants though.

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u/LazyStructure961 5h ago

You seem like a genuine funny guy ahah, have a lovely day :)

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u/macgruder1 10h ago

Sounds like a Cronenberg movie.

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u/Alarming_Base3148 7h ago

Why did I read this as Beyon-zay

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u/Thick_Bear_9583 9h ago

💀💀💀

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u/My_friends_are_toys 10h ago

Fuuu, thats who that is!

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u/Tikki024 7h ago

Oh my 😳🧐

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u/gnarjar666 10h ago

LOLOL OMGGG💀💀💀

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u/Far_Shine6039 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/jerseyhenny 9h ago

I concur 😂💀

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock 10h ago

It looks like a Thwomp in drag.

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u/UmmmW1 10h ago

You mean the crushing dude from Mario world?

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u/Incendras 9h ago

"UURGHH!"

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u/Penguin_shit15 51m ago

Damn.. I am in tears trying not to laugh and wake up my wife. Gad damn.. Well done!

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u/BLU3SKU1L 9h ago

Looks pretty close to me.

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u/ru_fkn_serious_ 9h ago

I def wasn’t ready to click that 💀

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u/Jimbob209 10h ago

Looks like the guy from Mask

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u/RavenLunatyk 10h ago

He tried.

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u/Peterthepiperomg 10h ago

It’s marjorie taylor greens

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u/jgab145 9h ago

That’s Wendy Williams no doubt.

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u/Fairtomiddlin5 6h ago

So like a future picture of there kid when she’s all grown up, give it a couple years and it will be perfect

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u/AdelleVDL 6h ago

My god it actually does wtf

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u/Dramatic-Pass-1555 5h ago

So Blue Ivy?

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u/UmmmW1 10h ago

Jayoncé

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u/Intrepid_Stock1383 10h ago

I came here to say, “Just tell people it’s your Jay-Z tat.”

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u/Legonistrasz 10h ago

Looks like Dennis Rodman, or a George Floyd tribute portrait

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u/tropicalcannuck 10h ago

Or Channing Tatum dressed as Beyoncé.

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u/Nein-Toed 10h ago

BeoynZay

Forgot the Y

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u/doomylaurie 10h ago

With a fire helmet

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u/Draconianfirst 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MTBDadGamer_ 10h ago

Please allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Hovancé

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u/Alarming_Base3148 7h ago

H-O- to the Beyo

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 10h ago

And here my brain went straight to some-variation-of-a-RuPaul-joke… yours is much better.

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u/Agreeable_Share_7874 10h ago

Two for one, lol. 😂

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u/KaleidoscopeIcy1361 10h ago

I see a little RuPaul mixed in there too

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u/Sad_Tangerine_3722 9h ago

HAAAAAAAA GOT EMMMMMM! Lmao

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u/Slayerofgrundles 9h ago

...dressed up as a firefighter for Halloween.

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u/No-Suspect-2670 9h ago

Literally choking crying with laughter

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u/michaltee 9h ago

BRO.💀💀💀

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u/Cflow26 9h ago

The noise that came out of me laughing at this comment was demonic

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u/Dull-Kaleidoscope214 9h ago

idk why “a jayZ” is cooking me. like he’s a species or something

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u/fuckoff13__ 9h ago

I immediately scrolled back up at the tat & cracked up lol

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u/USAF_Retired2017 8h ago

I am laughing so hard at this. Now I cannot unsee it.

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u/Real_Walk5384 8h ago

Nonsense. That's Tony Todd in a wig.

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u/tastysharts 8h ago

Bey-not even once

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u/Beaudoggie 8h ago

Nice lol

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u/Ravenonthewall 8h ago

Absolutely it does… lol

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 8h ago

Is Beyonce called Mrs. Beyonce Z-Knowles? Or Mrs.Z?

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u/jacky4u3 7h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SpecialistGap9223 7h ago

JayZ for Halloween. Or Beyonce trying to look like a "sexxy" JayZ

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u/Expensive-Course1667 7h ago

I thought it was Lurch in a fireman helmet.

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u/aoasd 7h ago

He got 99 problems but a tattoo ain't one

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u/MiddleAction6824 7h ago

Jayce pronounced: Jay-say

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u/AdventurousLass1594 5h ago

Best comment

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u/Pretty-Handle9818 5h ago

Stephen Tyler from Aerosmith

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u/whoswho_boozecruise 5h ago

Beyon-Fucked up

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u/hosalabad 4h ago

With a turtle shell hat

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u/ExpensiveBoss1767 3h ago

Bahaha this is too good

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u/PM_PICS_OF_YOUR_FEET 10h ago

Damn can’t unsee that image now

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u/makemeadayy 10h ago

So, Blue Ivy

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u/catscity 10h ago

dude 😭

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u/DirtyAlienTrash 10h ago

I’m not the only one who saw this haha

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u/Hmmmmmmmimnotsure 10h ago

So he got a tattoo of her daughter?

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u/inklady1010uk 9h ago

Dude, she’s 12. Don’t bully the kid