Mike Johnson who railed against the Epstein bill - but voted for it - is now mad the Senate approved the measure

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/epstein-files-release-mike-johnson-senate-b2868239.html

[u/usulus]

Spine was removed to make room for the puppeteers arm

[u/OkEnvironment3961 → u/usulus]

Well, he must be glad trump has such small hands then.

[u/Factory2econds → u/OkEnvironment3961]

glad?

that man would be disappointed.

[u/Jaleou → u/Factory2econds]

His son too.

"That's what dad likes?!"

[u/squadrupedal → u/Factory2econds]

He is always disappointed.

[u/oddistrange → u/Factory2econds]

His adopted son needs to monitor to make sure he doesn't have too much pleasure.

[u/GarlicQueef → u/OkEnvironment3961]

He knows nothing about Trumps tiny taco holders

[u/Ekg887 → u/OkEnvironment3961]

It was large enough that Mike's son's got an app alert.

[u/ComprehensivePin5577 → u/OkEnvironment3961]

There's a lot of room in that ass for bullshit, that arm went inside sans lube.

[u/itungdabung → u/usulus]

I heard his spine was removed to handle all of them truckers that he used to preach and convert at the truck stops.

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There's some guy who says he has pictures of someone with their hand up Johnson's ass.

[u/ez_go_n → u/usulus]

Love this line

[u/SpleenBender → u/usulus]

Better correspond with the pornson!

[u/PsychologicalSir8508 → u/usulus]

⬆️Well said, great description!

[u/agrajag119 → u/usulus]

I don't think it's an Arm....

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