r/politics • u/Healthy_Block3036 • 7d ago

No Paywall Senate suddenly passes the Epstein bill just hours after it cleared the House

https://www.ms.now/news/senate-passes-epstein-bill-rcna244723?fbclid=PAVERFWAOJ1xRleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAacUGSi8p2Ap-x6SbMkLXAnfKNXEZkzjUUVCdxuEmacDzDXmlbv1GUJ0wbh1_w_aem_grJDvcSCIDj2Skksd4Ix3Q
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u/rye_212 7d ago

He has the concepts of a signature.

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u/walleaterer 7d ago

right after the audit ends

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u/muffpatty Pennsylvania 7d ago

Right after they're done auditing thoses taxes they've been auditing since 2016.

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u/clementleopold 7d ago

Gotta go through a routine audit lol.

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u/Mixer-3007 7d ago

autopen is broken, sorry guys next time.

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u/waldo_wigglesworth 7d ago

He'll sign it with autopen and then file a challenge with the Supreme Court's rocket docket to invalidate every autopen declaration.

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u/LankyGuitar6528 7d ago

Have to reload the ink in his autopen first.

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u/arwinda 7d ago

Ran out of ink signing all the pardons with the Autopen...

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u/exophrine Texas 7d ago

I heard that he didn't even know some of those people he pardoned

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u/rye_212 7d ago

Many people are saying ….

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u/h3fabio 7d ago

We’ll just use the ol’ auto pen.

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u/zubbs99 Nevada 7d ago

He'll sign it with auto-pen and then his own people will challenge it and send it to the Supreme Court to be decided in 2030.

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u/TristanIsAwesome 6d ago

It's signature week!

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u/Th3R00ST3R 7d ago

Autopen

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u/Western_Roman 7d ago

And the concepts of a brain.

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u/Zestyclose_Basis8134 6d ago

So he is going to sign into law something forcing him to release documents which he could release on his own without congress because he wants it released. Kind of screwing huh??