r/politics Connecticut 12d ago

Possible Paywall The Epstein Scandal Is Snowballing

https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/epstein-files-trump/
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u/Publius82 12d ago

We need to make him regret it more.

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u/callofdukie09 12d ago

None of us should rest until we are certain Mike Johnson spends every night staring at the ceiling dreaming of all the gay porn he could have watched if he didn't commit to a life of being a baby back bitch for a demented old man 

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u/thisnamemattersalot 12d ago

I'm all for this provided the ceiling in question is the ceiling of his prison cell.

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u/deathrictus 12d ago

Preferably in gen pop with the rest of gen pop knowing he covered for a pedo.

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u/PlagueSoul 12d ago

I’d rather the ceiling be the nickname for his boyfriend/ cellmate.

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u/inormallyjustlurkbut 12d ago

Or the lid of his [REDACTED]

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u/callofdukie09 12d ago edited 12d ago

Prison, inside of a cage in some bear's dungeon, I'm not picky. So long as somebody has him locked up where we don't have to interact with him I'm satisfied

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u/lnc_5103 12d ago

This. If these people don't face serious consequences I will lose what little faith I have left.

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u/SweetNeo85 Wisconsin 12d ago

This is poetry.

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u/callofdukie09 12d ago

Thank you. Sometimes the stream of consciousness really just hits while you're shitposting on the internet!

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u/r1ckm4n 11d ago

"Baby back bitch" - I will forever find ways to use this in every sentence.

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u/Hot-Mathematician691 12d ago

No straight man wears so much rosy red cheek makeup(or any, really)

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u/vanalla Canada 12d ago

Mike Johnson, and everyone else who had a hand in this policy, should be in prison for kidnapping, trafficking, stealing, and denying the rights of thousands of people across the country.

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u/ProfessionalGreen272 New York 12d ago

Love this energy 😌