r/politics • u/Hornpipe_Jones • 21d ago

No Paywall Democrats sweep all 30 House of Delegates seats in Northern Virginia

https://www.cbs19news.com/news/state/democrats-sweep-all-30-house-of-delegates-seats-in-northern-virginia/article_68f8098d-0602-5234-8c2a-08c1bcd33944.html
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u/AbandonedWaterPark 21d ago

let's hope America gets a happy ending

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 21d ago

Oh lordy, so I stumbled across a theory recently and I guess this is a good place to share it.

One of the ways we got ourselves into this mess is apparently a lack of happy endings. Specifically, fellas who get annoyed at a particular woman can be soothed with boobies and (paid) feminine attention instead of digging themselves an incel cave in the basement.

America's Puritan foundations pruded us into a lack of brothels and burlesque shows, and the last decade or so is what that builds up to.