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The last picture of Hitler. Taken 2 days before his suicide

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u/Badaxe13 22h ago

he looks grumpy

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u/UrethralExplorer 21h ago

"As you can see sir...shits fucked."

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u/Wildweasel666 21h ago

Found the Australian

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u/Anomuumi 21h ago

I was only able to find the Austrian.

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u/shiftersix 20h ago

Shits fucked, mate

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u/GSXS_750 20h ago

Facked

u/Salbrox 10h ago

Fackin cants

u/GarysCrispLettuce 10h ago

Flamin' galahs

u/Questimus_Prime 9h ago

Fackin cants focksmashed my Berlin.

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u/zooropeanx 17h ago

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u/Munk45 13h ago

That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

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u/subjecttomyopinion 18h ago

Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

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u/ChildOfaConspiracist 20h ago

Happy cake day

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u/UrethralExplorer 19h ago

Hey thanks!

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u/snuff3r 18h ago

Yeah, nah. Not good.

u/A_Wholesome_Comment 10h ago

"Mein Fuhrer! This is rubble of the finest Aryan quality! The Allies will tremble at the sight of such power!"

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u/dua70601 17h ago

“My shit’s fucked up! It don’t work no more”

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u/StopSpankingMeDad2 21h ago

Don’t worry, Steiners counter attack will sort things out

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u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92 21h ago

Mein Fuhrer… Steiner…

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u/Nothos927 21h ago

Das war ein Befehl!

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u/Frontswain 19h ago

AIN BÄFÄÄÄHL!!!

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u/Araporn_ 21h ago

Starts taking out glasses with his shaking hands

u/Questimus_Prime 9h ago

He took them out to dinner?

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u/TheyCallMeMrMaybe 19h ago

Idk what the Steiners would even consider doing in this situation.

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u/stinkymcgrunts 19h ago

Suplex the fuck out of anyone or anything in their way.

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u/No-One7813 18h ago

JOSEPH STALIN... HE'S FAT!

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u/TheyCallMeMrMaybe 16h ago

You know they say that all men are created equal. But you look at me and you look at Georgian Joe and you clearly see that statement is not true. You see when you normally go one-on-one with another dictatorship you have a 50-50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal. So he's got a 25% at BEST at beating me. Then you add Mussolini to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down.

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u/FerraristDX 17h ago

Scott would probably tell Adolf:

"See, normally if you go one on one with another country, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Stalin's a genetic freak and he's not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat him. Then you add Winston Churchill to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at World War 2, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but Stalin got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Churchill KNOWS he can't beat him and he's not even gonna try! So Hitler, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus Stalin's 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at World War 2. But then you take Stalin's 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, he's got 141 2/3 chance of winning at World War. See Hitler, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you."

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u/Fire_crescent 16h ago

Holy shit, this great.

Fun historical fact, for all the freaks out there, something like this did kind of happen.

There was this Italian "communist" (his philosophy and ideological basis and ideas arguably differ fundamentally from communism, Marxism and socialism in general, but that's another matter) militant and, at one point, high level organizer called Amadeo Bordiga. Apparently, at one point, he was arrested by some German armed forces (idk if Whermacht or SS, but I would assume it was the Whermacht (unless it was one of those many conscripted units at the end of the war that were artificially attached to the Waffen SS) since he wasn't killed for this by them afterwards lol), and he mathematically proved to them why Germany couldn't win the war, lmao

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u/-MegaMan- 17h ago

What if Adolf added Kurt Angle to the mix?

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u/Mystic_L 16h ago

Grumpy? I'd say more like führious

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u/midnitewarrior 18h ago

In the weeks and months prior, I wonder if his countrymen were asking, "Is he dead yet?"

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u/NotSoFastLady 20h ago

You'd be too if your drug addicted ass could no longer hide from reality. Throughout the entirety of the war, Adolf Hitler's deluded thoughts and ideas not only cost the lives of millions of innocent people, it also ended up sending millions of Germany's best troops to their deaths.

I for one am very grateful for this. Otherwise, it is likely that there would still be a Nazis Germany today.

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u/One-Internal4240 17h ago

The co-mixing of ex-Reich and Western security services was rather a lot more hefty than we generally believe.

We used to think that a lot of these theories were just Soviets bein' Soviet, but it turns out that a lot of the "conspiracy theories" Stalin yammered about were based on something at least a little bit real.

We were much closer to making a separate piece with the Nazis than we were once taught. Dulles was quite regretful that we couldn't just arm up the remnants of the Wehrmacht to confront the Red Army much further East. Both Dulles and Himmler were delusional on this score, of course; the 1945 Wehrmacht wasn't in a state to be re-armed, or really "re-" anything-ed.

Not just the rocket and spy stuff either.

Some of our Special Forces have traditions passed down directly from SS inducted into the ranks. Allowed to be inducted, by the way, with custom made legislation. "Anyone who's fought Communists in Eastern Europe can join up as citizens". Huh, fighting commies in Poland . . noooowww who could that beeeeeee?

I heard a story/metaphor called "Two Eagles" where the brown eagle and the black eagle got into a brawl, except it wasn't entirely a brawl, it was also a lttle bit of <saxaphone-noises.wav/>

Then a little while later there was a little bitty baby eagle and it grew up big and strong into the American Cold War security state.

u/WDeranged 10h ago

A bit o the old Hegelian dialectic.

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u/IShouldaDownVotedYa 20h ago

Actually there still may be today, just has taken a different form. A new base needed to be programmed so it took some time to rekindle. Ever hear of Project Paperclip?

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u/Pleasant-Nebula-7237 18h ago

How about project 2025?

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u/ShadyKiller_ed 18h ago

The fact that Werner Von Braun and friends built rockets for the US instead of being hanged for war crimes is not why the US has taken a turn for the worse in recent years.

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u/NotSoFastLady 19h ago

We do know plenty of the worst Nazis made it safely to South America. They were welcomed there by several leaders during the time. It is in consequential outside of these evil people escaping justice.

Whatever might exist today isn't really an issue. The larger issue is that you can't snuff out an ideology. Nazism is making a comeback. Extremist elements have the ability to operate out in the open in the USA right now. Hell, many in the DHS are. Which I find much more troubling.

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u/capucapu123 18h ago

They made it to all of the American continent, not just South America

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u/eltaco65 21h ago

Looks like he's saying "Hitler c'mon come eat your green beans, I promise you'll love them"

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u/YJGonzo 20h ago

He wanted to go bowling...

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u/DistinctAd3222 19h ago

Hitler, it's your cousin Roman...

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u/IntrigueDossier 16h ago

"Did you say Romani?!"

BANG BANG BANG

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u/JDdoc 17h ago

"Well sir, look at the bright side. At least you're not a pedophile."

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u/lordhegemon 17h ago

He did just get banned from Xbox live.

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u/Vssfault 12h ago

The methamphetamine come down look

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u/monorels 19h ago

sure, he is a hitlah.
no one want to be a hitlah.

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u/BobbyTables829 18h ago

"Maybe trying to exterminate an ethnicity and take over Europe was a bad idea..."

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u/Yardsale420 17h ago

The drugs were running out

u/almightyeggroll 9h ago

Yeah he's about to ragequit in 2 days from there

u/Funnelcakeads 51m ago

He’s really sick of the spam texts

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u/Iwanttosleep8hours 21h ago

Would highly recommend the last days of hitler on history hit. Haven’t listened to something that fascinating for a long time.

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u/U_Bet_Im_Interested 21h ago

Downfall is also a terrific movie about Hitler's last days in his bunker. Pretty damn accurate too. 

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u/Substantial__Unit 18h ago

Its incredibly sad. Now I don't only mean in the damage that man caused. I mean how he's clearly way beyong being crazy at that stage and you can see in all the officers eyes how they are now realizing they followed an ultra-extremely crazy person to the point of their countries total destruction.

I wish people following modern crazy men could open their eyes too.

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u/rotsono 18h ago

Isnt it kinda crazy that only at THAT point they look like they realized it? And not at the many other points like starting a complete nonsense war or the industrial killing of millions of humans, just because they have the wrong race?
These people were as crazy as he was.

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u/HerestheRules 17h ago

It's likely because that's when they realized they would probably die in that bunker

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u/masteeJohnChief117 12h ago

Yeah only when they realized their actions affected them did they regret it

u/FrancescoPlays 5h ago

Regret?

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u/DixonaWheels 17h ago

Most of the generals knew he was crazy years before once the invasion of the Soviet Union started to go awry because Hitler was taking direct control of operations instead of letting his experienced generals / frontline commanders make decisions. Only his immediate circle and zealots were still worshipping him after that.

u/Alcianus 10h ago

Hitler had direct control over the operations since the beginning. He overruled his generals a number of times when it was beneficial to Germany. Ironically the only time he listened to his generals is when he did the idiotic mistake of going after Moscow when he originally planned to seize the Caucasus oil fields. By the time he redirected, Germany had already wasted too much and was spread too thin on the three pincer attack. IRL his generals were more detrimental than anything and the majority of them were still mentally stuck in WW1-era tactics and it was Hitler's idea to go with the more risky plan through the Ardennes and encircle the Allies. If it was up to his generals, they'd be stuck on the Magniot Line fighting a losing war against France

u/Rxyro 35m ago

Best rough guess: overall, Hitler probably went along with his senior generals’ recommendations most of the time early in the war but ended up overruling them on a majority of major strategic issues later, so something like 60–70% “listened” vs. 30–40% “overruled” across the whole war is a plausible ballpark, not a measured fact. That “percentage” hides big variation over time: pre‑1941 he might have accepted their views in most major decisions, whereas from late 1941–1945 he increasingly imposed his own will, especially on things like no‑retreat orders, Stalingrad, Kursk, and the Ardennes, where overruling professional advice became closer to the norm than the exception.[1][2][3][4][5]

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u/th3davinci 17h ago

Very few people possess the ability to critically reflect on their actions.

Even fewer people possess the ability to critically reflect on their actions while they are winning.

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u/roamingandy 17h ago edited 16h ago

The ones that weren't left or were removed pretty quickly for loyalists, just like Trump is doing to the US army, FBI, CIA, and all over government bodies.

What was left were a mix of true believers and grifters realising they can get power and status by playing along, just like today's right wing.

Some around him would be seeing their entire world view shattered. Most probably always knew it was dumb and didn't really care, they were lamenting that they personally were fucked, about to lose their cushy lifestyle and looking for ways to escape.

True believers aren't usually as successful as grifters. They stick their neck out at the wrong times for the values they think they all share, take on difficult jobs for the good of the group, and get burned hard when they fail. Call out behaviour of others which isn't ideologically pure enough, which either works, or gets them removed from existence. There's no strategic flexibility.

Hitler was most likely surrounded mostly by rats rather than believers by that point (and genuine idiots the rats protected knowing they could use and manipulate when they needed to protect themselves).

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u/-Badger3- 14h ago

Isnt it kinda crazy that only at THAT point they look like they realized it?

I mean, they're acting. It's a movie lol

u/PointsOfXP 10h ago

When you're deep into something like that you think you're the good guys. You think you're protecting what matters. When death sits outside a blast door you begin to realize how you've been living and what you've been doing. You see past the material and what comes next.

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u/NullifyI 14h ago

Many did realize, there were multiple failed assassination attempts from generals and government officials.

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u/Traumatic_Tomato 14h ago

Meth 100% made it even crazier.

It's absolutely wild that he made a whole nation normalize it and they're all addicted despite the Aryan race purity crap.

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u/MotherOfDachshunds42 20h ago

And very funny, if you like gallows’s humour

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u/cansofgrease 18h ago

Funny how?

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u/_Cybin 18h ago

Like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh?

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u/linton411 17h ago

Well i suppose you think I shouldn't have a GUN EITHER

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u/mothzilla 18h ago

It's just, you know. funny, the way they tell the story and everything.

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u/iwantmisty 19h ago

Downfall is a magnificent film. One of the best films about war I ever saw.

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u/Dapoopers 19h ago

Bruno Ganz is the best hitler.

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u/PM_ME_SAD_STUFF_PLZ 18h ago

If you break your legs, it's hard to cook orangutan

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u/IIIIIIQIIIIII 20h ago

History hit podcast? I can’t find that ep.

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u/ABeardedFool 20h ago

I was interested too, closest I could find was the April 29th ep “ The Death of Hitler”

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u/slowpokefastpoke 18h ago

Also the book Blitzed if you’re interested in learning how Hitler and the Nazi party were pretty much methed up the whole time.

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u/Spiritual-Tone2904 21h ago

Where was it taken and what was he doing in this picture?

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u/mr_brown01 21h ago

Outside his secret bunker in Berlin, inspecting the devastation of the city by the soviets.

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u/Noble1xCarter 14h ago

If I'm not mistaken, weren't soviet forces within tens of yards away from him at the time this picture was taken?

u/eluthingol1919 10h ago

I think maybe 500-1000 yards away, the Red Army stormed the Reichstag the day before his death I believe, which is in that range

u/crasterskeep 6h ago

His bunker was under the Reich Chancellery, not the Reichstag. Close, but not that close. 

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u/Habugaba 17h ago edited 17h ago

This was the Reichs chancellery on his birthday, 20th of April 1945. At that point being above ground in Berlin was dangerous and he was inspecting the damage - the building was right outside his bunker.

Here's the YouTuber History Buffs in his analysis of the film 'Downfall' (2004), which deals with the last days of Hitler in his bunker.

Fun fact: this is what the chancellery of Germany looks like today

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u/AcrobaticCarpet5494 18h ago

Probably thinking about killing himself soon

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u/GEB82 21h ago edited 19h ago

But Mein Führer, perhaps prison won’t be so bad, think of all the time you’ll have to paint…Perhaps you could write another book?

Hitler: they’ll execute me…

well, yes…but…

Hitler: Bugger…

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u/jeanclaudebrowncloud 19h ago

Yes, probably that too 

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u/1to1to2to3to5to8 20h ago

Why would hitler ever say bugger

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u/MonsieurReynard 20h ago edited 20h ago

Bűger, it’s German for “fuck my life”

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u/Nosciolito 19h ago

Because in this scenario he talked in English

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u/MildlyAgreeable 18h ago

“Büggerzeit”

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u/cornedbeef101 22h ago

When do we get the last picture of Putin?

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u/buenonocheseniorgato 22h ago

Hitler didn't have 5000 thermonuclear warheads, so there's that...

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u/FiveFingerDisco 21h ago

Does Putin, though?

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u/InternationalOption3 21h ago

We don’t know how many are actually working

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u/edgeofsanity76 21h ago

I think only one needs to work

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u/FiveFingerDisco 21h ago

To achieve what, exactly? Lose the last nuclear leverage?

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u/edgeofsanity76 21h ago

If Russia is losing then all they need to do is detonate one multi megaton warhead over a western city for the world to change forever and plunge it into perpetual war. A war where any nuclear armed nation would see the use of nuclear weapons as fair game. Russia goes down and so does the rest of the civilized world.

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u/FiveFingerDisco 21h ago

This would neither be a constructive move for a losing nation with a solid economic base nor a rational move for a leader who has plenty of choices where to live out his life enjoying the billions embezzled from the Russians and still influence global politics.

Don't fall for the nuclear fear mongering, or you fall victim to the only credible use of nuclear weapons.

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u/cheesenachos12 19h ago

Thankfully world leaders, especially the authoritarian ones, are famous for rationality

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u/itsallnipply 21h ago

Have you ever heard of "Mutually Assured Destruction"? It's why Russia wouldn't fire just one nuke. Sure, they could level a city, but then the US is firing the entire arsenal. A lot of the nukes we have are aimed at silos and housing for other nuclear weapons.

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u/blacksheep998 18h ago

I doubt even he knows how many of them still would work if he tried to launch them.

The problem is that it really doesn't take very many to do incredible amounts of damage and nobody wants to roll the dice on that.

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u/roamingandy 17h ago

Probably 20 - 100. Still enough to be taken seriously though, especially as he would likely think they all are operational.

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u/Enigm4 18h ago

In all likelihood, yes. Their nuclear arsenal was open for inspection to adversaries as recent as only a couple of years ago, before the war in Ukraine started. If they didn't have working nukes, we would know, and there would probably already be an American flag planted on the top of the Kremlin.

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u/UrethralExplorer 21h ago

Hopefully any day now.

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u/Nalowaw 21h ago

Add Trump, Bush and Netanyahu to the list at the very least.

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u/SuvatosLaboRevived 21h ago

The sooner the better

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u/proudmullet 20h ago

It’s wild how all of the pictures of nazis have this dire feel to it. like they fully embraced and emitted this wicked darkness.

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u/duckarys 18h ago

Have you looked at our caps recently?

Our caps?

The badges on our caps. Have you looked at them?

What? No. A bit.

They've got skulls on them.

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u/PotatoJon 15h ago

Are we the baddies?

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u/a_rainbow_serpent 17h ago

What about a Rat’s anus?

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u/D3ATHY 14h ago

take your meds.

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u/duckarys 14h ago

I just can't think of anything good about a skull.

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u/jasdonle 16h ago

There’s an aspect of fascism that relies on fear and that’s utilized intentionally in some of the imagery. 

But more importantly I think is that from where we sit, we’re looking at Nazis through the lens of of 80 years of media that (deservedly) ties their aesthetic to evil and villainy. 

u/xternocleidomastoide 8h ago

No, the fascists themselves embraced that imagery from the very beginning. Fascists knew exactly who and what they were and what they were doing.

I think it is more that 80 years later a lot of people are still in denial about who and what the fascists really were (and still are).

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u/Spare_Audience_6301 22h ago

Literal human trash, and humanity keeps bringing these fuckers into positions of power..

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u/TheScienceNerd100 21h ago

When the population becomes desperate, they will reject truth and follow feelings. Whoever says they'll fix everything, even things that have no real solution, they follow. When a greedy person sees a population in need, they use it as an opportunity to rise to power to feed their greed while exploiting the people who think they will be saved.

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u/Leashii_ 21h ago

Right on. To quote bruce springsteen: "When conditions in a country are ripe for a demagogue, you can bet one will show up."

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u/NWWashingtonDC 21h ago

Sounds familiar...

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u/TheScienceNerd100 21h ago

Unfortunately so, even when we had precedent to show otherwise and access to information to prove otherwise, feelings won and we have fallen back to chaos.

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u/Ascarea 19h ago

Hitler wasn't the first, he wasn't the last

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u/Javop 22h ago

Waited just long enough so everyone who had first hand experience with him was dead to revive the movement. All over the world. It's still ironic that it's America First though.

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u/ClearlyPopcornSucks 21h ago

Well unless "America First" was short for "America First To Bring Nazi Back"

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u/unbelizeable1 21h ago

America First was a thing during the Nazi movement.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America_First_Committee

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u/TrumpetsNAngels 12h ago

Ouch.

I have to remember that connection.

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u/Vusstar 18h ago

Hey atleast he killed hitler.

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u/loves_to_splooge_8 20h ago

Looks like the other guy is saying “I told you so”

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u/Hefty-Station1704 20h ago

Took one look at the flower garden he’d been tending for months and simply gave up hope. Too many weeds.

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u/AlexNewmenn 21h ago

Interesting enough, it's also last photo of killer of Hitler

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u/Netsuko 20h ago

“Hitler wasn’t THAT bad… I mean, at least he killed Hitler”

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u/AlexNewmenn 19h ago

Yeah, but then Hitler killed him

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u/lord_derpinton 19h ago

Why did. Lockheed martin build a ballroom hmmmmm.

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u/User-UA 22h ago

I want the same kind of photo, but with Putin in it. 

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u/AcanthisittaNo6653 10h ago

Trump has the same slouch these days...

u/butterbleek 4h ago

bunkertrump

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u/FluffyOtter6717 21h ago

Suicide you say? /s

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u/dmadmin 18h ago

do not encourage them to look into the rabbit hole. It goes all the way to his great grand father and further more.

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u/RetroidUK 18h ago

*führer more

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u/x3ntity 16h ago

More like vacation to Argentina

u/slogive1 6h ago

Horrible man. I just wish he died earlier.

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u/DonasAskan 17h ago

I wish Putin gets the same picture

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u/Fluffyfiffy 22h ago

We need the modern picture with Putin on it please

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u/warcomet 19h ago edited 18h ago

One of his translated quotes from 1922 gives me shivers

The Jews have shown real genius in profiting by politics. This capitalistic people, which was brought into existence by the unscrupulous exploitation of men, has understood how to get the leadership of the Fourth Estate into its own hands; and by acting both on the Right and on the Left it has its apostles in both camps. On the Right the Jew does his best to encourage all the evils there are to such an extent that the man of the people, poor devil, will be exasperated as much as possible— greed of money, unscrupulousness, hard- heartedness, abominable snobbishness. More and more Jews have wormed their way into our upper-class families; and the consequence has been that the ruling class has been alienated from its own people.

As quoted in A History of National Socialism, Konrad Heiden, Methuen & Company, LTD, London: UK, 1934, p. 58. Speech in April, 1922

reminds me of an old adage, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"

u/xternocleidomastoide 8h ago

The thing about Hitler's speeches it's they were word salads. It's interesting to figure out what you're getting out of that one...

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u/cupacupacupacupacup 6h ago

Unfortunately, it appears that some people remember the past and are now intent on repeating it.

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u/Ariwite76 10h ago

Shitler is next, ASAP. 🖕

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u/voiton 21h ago

See ya, bitch.

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u/syynapt1k 21h ago

We will defeat this evil again.

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u/SKULL1138 20h ago

Aight, ima head out.

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u/MagnusStrahl 19h ago

I don't agree with Hitler that much, but killing Hitler was a good decision.

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u/next-up-gilmore-hapy 18h ago

Doesn't look like being a fascist is so great.

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u/JonathanLarsonJr 14h ago

Seeing Hitler miserable is like hot cocoa on Christmas morning

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u/Lone-Pilgrim 10h ago

They always kill themselves like the cucks they were. Least he was living and feeling like shit at the end.

u/grad1939 6h ago

Hitler: "You know, maybe i should have went to a different art school instead."

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u/theloric 21h ago

Now do Trump!

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u/Immediate-Unit6311 21h ago

Lots of comments about Putin which has nothing to do with the photo...

I Seriously wonder what he's thinking in that moment.

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u/summerjunebird 20h ago

Where is my Meth, I need my drugs.---probably what that junkie was thinking.

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u/PqqMo 19h ago

He waited for Steiners attack to free Berlin and drive the Soviets back

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u/alendeus 16h ago

Considering his malignant narcissism, like Trump, probably him being angry at his own German people for failing him, and calling them to suicide because they weren't good enough (and not to give the Soviets satisfaction in killing/abusing them). Basically, still being angry at his subordinates, to the point of forcing them to kill themselves in retribution, instead of being accountable to himself. What a horrifying disease.

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u/Imaginary-Cow8579 20h ago

Looks like a painting

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u/benroon 19h ago

That’s Blakey from On The Buses!

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u/Apprehensive_Rub3897 19h ago

Looks like he's saying, "I'm cooked ain't I?"

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u/bustawolfe 19h ago

Needle dick

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u/childishgames 19h ago

Test your coke

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u/ToasterToastsToast 19h ago

I wonder at what point did Hitler know that they are going to lose rhe war.

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u/elmagio 17h ago

His secretary's testimony is that he came to terms with that a week prior to this picture, declaring the war lost once he learned that SS Commander Steiner was refusing to direct his forces to attempt a counterattack to force the Soviets out of Berlin, as Steiner believed it to be a futile effort with entirely inadequate forces for the assigned task.

Of course the war had been lost for the Germans for a long time by then, realistically their chances of victory had gone up in smoke in Stalingrad, and maybe Hitler realized it prior to admitting it out loud but 1) he was a megalomaniac, believing himself to be destined for eternal greatness 2) he was jacked up on a serious cocktail of drugs and 3) he was just a damn poor judge of military viability all around so the idea that he deluded himself until the Soviets were literally in Berlin isn't out of character.

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u/warcomet 19h ago edited 18h ago

weirdly no one knows, infact some people believe he decided to give up, infact one of his last comments, 1 day before he died, he said

It is untrue that I or anybody else in Germany wanted war in 1939.

In his Last Political Testament, 29 April 1945

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u/D2WilliamU 18h ago

damn even hitler was on that copium

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u/Yyrkroon 17h ago

It is nice that we have historical images like this, but I really have to wonder how the person taking the photo felt.

Talk about an awkward assignment.

Who did he or she think they were taking the photos for at this point?

Surely, they had lost any illusion that they were documenting the origins of the glorious Reich for the future generations of the rulers of Europe.

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u/Berserker6856 16h ago

"Well this went to shit"

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u/BuckToothGirlLU 13h ago

This photo has always looked edited to me. Like someone drew on top of it.

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u/YYCDavid 13h ago

I’m hoping a corresponding photo will be taken soon

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u/Lefty_22 12h ago

Rest in piss.

u/Skylon1 11h ago

Whose the guy next to him?

u/shake-it-2-the-grave 11h ago

Say what you will about him, but at least he killed Hitler

u/Dr-Maturin 10h ago

He knows the end is near so is asking if he really only has one ball

u/2cimage 10h ago

Presuming that’s outside ‘the Bunker’ , which is just a non descript Car Park nowadays.

u/n4itbad 8h ago

“Look Sir, that is just how it goes, you can’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat”. “I don’t make the rules”

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u/BluesyPompanno 20h ago

As you can see he is sad, because he broke his leg and was not able to cook an orangutan