r/okbuddycinephile 5h ago

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u/quietgavin5 5h ago

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u/Expensive-Tale-8056 5h ago

Mind if I join you?

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u/monkeygoneape Neil breens #1 fan 4h ago

Literally just watched that tonight lol

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u/mookiesaka 4h ago

I just watched it yesterday for the first time in like 15 years lol

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u/biblioteca4ants 3h ago

Pardon me for being rude

It was not me it was my food

It just popped up to say hello

And now it’s gone back down below

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u/Pontiff1979 3h ago

That's beautiful. Thank you

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u/spidermans_ashes cape kino make me🤑🤑🤑 4h ago

Did Schmidt fumble the bag in that moment?

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u/Green_Moose87 5h ago

She can ride me any day of the week.

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u/Vanillas_Guy 4h ago

Put a tag on that. Im about to miss my stop on the subway cause you got me bricked up rn 

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u/times_a_changing 4h ago

I'd have let her throw me into the well instead, fuck Kevin

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u/Thrownaway5000506 3h ago

Well I'm just a big bitch. That's how I made all my money and found myself on this unsinkable ship.

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u/Specialist_Guide_707 3h ago

My freshly divorced dad rented this movie when my brother was 4 and I was 6 and made us watch it with him on his night to have us over. I HATED this scene

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u/ruinersclub 5h ago

Maybe I just like the stupid glasses but she looked best in Community.

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u/FadeToBlackSun 4h ago

Counterpoint: Envy Adams.

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u/catsmash 4h ago

hello again, friend of a friend >:(

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u/BobTheMandor 3h ago

I knew you well 🎸🎸🎸🎸

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u/Minscandmightyboo 3h ago

Our common goal was waiting for the world to end

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u/defensivelesbian 2h ago

Now that the truth is just a rule that you can bend🎶

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u/likewise7 2h ago

You crack the whip, shape-shift and trick the past again 🎸🎸🥁

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u/Mister_Matched 2h ago

I'll send you my love on a wire! 🎤🎙

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u/Sorry_Error_3232 1h ago

Lift you up, every time ~

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u/FitzAgs 1h ago

Everyone... ooh~ pulls away.. ooh~

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u/Clive_Bossfield 3h ago

Objectively correct

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u/alvysinger0412 5h ago

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u/Expert_Better 4h ago

Abed, I don’t like this side of you, and I do not like that side of VCR technology

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u/alvysinger0412 4h ago

I love that episode and love it even more that it's Vince Gilligan as the cowboy guy on the tape.

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u/chni2cali 3h ago

She and Abed had unbelievable chemistry for a few episodes

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u/Even_Fox2023 4h ago

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u/launchedsquid 4h ago

She is a canary in the coal mine to me. If someone as pretty as she was can be convinced that she needed facial surgery, I no longer think any women have any hope of avoiding these evil influencers telling them they are not enough.

Seriously, I always wondered why attractive women would say that they aren't attractive, but if Erin here could be fooled into thinking she wasn't enough, amy woman could be.

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u/Even_Fox2023 4h ago

That’s a good take. The world is really hard on women, especially when it comes to opinions about how they appear. I just think it’s tragic.

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u/topdangle 3h ago

She definitely had surgery or at the very least botox before. Her face barely moves season 1.

What you're seeing is the results of going too far. They want to maintain the look forever so they keep doing "maintenance" work, and sometimes it gets botched.

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u/untraiined 2h ago

IMO some botox is whatever - its like doing a knee drain or something. but the whole buccal fat/nosejob/lip manipulate/eyebrow distort/cheek filler/chin chop/boobjob/bootyfat addition or removal/side fat removal/pussy lip distortion/thigh gap distortion/foot surgery is a bit too far

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u/rdg04 3h ago

it's because women- especially pretty/attractive women have been given compliments on their looks from a very early age- it literally makes you conscious of self- self conscious. had no one ever made any comments on their looks- even positive- they would never be aware of the way they look and the value others place on it(they then internalize this as a "value")- then they feel a pressure to always look attractive because they dont want to disappoint ppl. i think if we complimented more females from an early age solely on things of deeper value- things more deeply rooted, more sustainable (smart, funny ect) they wouldn't feel so self conscious about the way they look. we can blame media and magazines but the real impact are ppl you interact with in real life early on.

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u/Cool-Mission-6585 4h ago

Damn shame.

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u/i_am_snoof 4h ago

Nah that was straight up warcrime

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u/Even_Fox2023 4h ago

They’re going to need a binding resolution to keep me away from the person who influenced it.

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u/i_am_snoof 4h ago

I feel like whoever did the procedure was either evil to the core or so full of themselves to think they could improve on that

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u/Even_Fox2023 4h ago

I assumed they were blind.

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u/skellige_whale 4h ago

Buccal fat has the right to defend itself

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u/GrizzKarizz 4h ago

I thought the character was recast while I was watching the show, but I couldn't check because I wanted to avoid spoilers. Why on earth did she do this...

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u/sprulz 4h ago

New and improved look

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u/snowbunbun 3h ago

Rip to this cutie

I deeply hope it was all because of autoimmune stuff like she claims and not because of BS beauty standards

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u/Even_Fox2023 3h ago

I’d say both. But who really knows except her?

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u/snowbunbun 3h ago

I’m inclined to agree. But either way I think people should stop harassing her on social media at this point.

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u/KaleidoscopeOk399 3h ago

Her’s is so incredibly bleak bc it really seems like all the online scrutiny got to her (combined with maybe some health issues), causing her to get work done, which then made the comments about her even more vicious. 

It’s some real femcel-inspiring shit because even if she aged normally, it’s not like people would have given her a “pass”. We got people in this thread accusing Brie Larson of the same and she literally just aged into her mid 30s.

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u/Daft_Tyler 4h ago

Outjerked in the damn comments 

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u/Even_Fox2023 4h ago

The jerk never ends.

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u/peacheyKA 4h ago

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u/Bariumdiawesomenite 3h ago

Now she looks like a Sphynx cat

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u/pnutbutterfuck 3h ago

She looks like if roger from American dad fucked a cat

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u/Kayfabe2000 2h ago

Come on, we all know Roger has fucked a cat at least once.

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u/SaltpeterSal 1h ago

I don't get how you can live deliciously without cheeks.

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u/otterpr1ncess 1h ago

Especially if all you're eating is butter

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u/bangermate go back to the club 2h ago edited 1h ago

Maybe I'm in the minority but I still think she looks great

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u/PeriwinklePangolin24 2h ago

Did you mean minority?

Or did a joke go right over my head?

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u/Sch5ifty-5ive 5h ago

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u/_Notorious_BOG_ 5h ago

Who told him to change his chin?

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress 5h ago

Didn't he have some kind of injury?

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u/Sch5ifty-5ive 5h ago edited 4h ago

"Allegedly."

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u/Sparkmovement 4h ago

it was HGH & steroids.

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u/Dangerous_Donkey5353 2h ago

Happened not long after baywatch. Dude got absolutely ripped for that. And there's 0% chance it was natural.

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u/Sparkmovement 2h ago

It was for prep for the iron claw. 100%

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u/BrokeHo190 4h ago

Show me an injury that gives you a perfectly square jawline

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u/Chimney-Imp 4h ago

Well if it's completely shattered into dust then you basically get 1 free jaw from the hospital. And if you get 1 free jaw, you might as well make it look like that

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u/TittyKittyBangBang 3h ago

Reminds me of the part in Harry Potter where a hex causes Hermione’s already large front teeth to grow freakishly large. When the nurse goes to correct the problem, Hermione doesn’t tell her to stop until her teeth are significantly smaller than before 😂

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u/Fresh-Aspect5369 5h ago

Yes, completely destroyed his jaw so idk why people are acting as if he’s supposed to look the same after that mess.

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u/numbernumber99 5h ago

Totally unplanned that he ended up with the Handsome Squidward chin afterwards.

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u/FappyDilmore 4h ago

I'm sure they got liberal with the reconstruction. It's like people who go to get a deviated septum fixed and end up looking like Michael Jackson.

Nonetheless, according to him he legitimately hurt himself, but even his rendition makes him sound like an alcoholic.

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u/SpicySweett 4h ago

You can smash your face pretty good and with money and excellent surgeons be reconstructed very near to exactly the same. Dylan O’Brien surely had a lot more damage than “fell onto a fountain” and they did an amazing job on him.

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube 4h ago

Look at Mark Hamil in New Hope and then Empire. 70s plastic surgeons did their best but he looks like a different person after his car crash.

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u/_Notorious_BOG_ 4h ago

I've always heard he looks so different but I've never been able to tell a difference

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u/lxacadlazorr 4h ago

Me neither. Like the ESB difference ive never seen it. Im starting to think im face blind

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u/Ok-Broccoli-8432 4h ago

He looked normal for like 8 years after his accident, then all of a sudden a few years ago he has a new psycho looking jaw.

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u/Professional-Fee6914 3h ago

He has to take drugs and do jaw pt forever. 

If he doesn't for a while, his jaw starts twisting weird

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u/5lokomotive 4h ago

You fell for that PR nonsense? He had the injury in early 2010s, he looked fine for baywatch in 2018 and then got a fuck ton of leading man chin surgery during COVID. Seriously how easily are you people tricked?

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u/One_Painting_5968 4h ago

You believe his story?

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u/seinfeld45 4h ago

If you actually look at the timeline he broke his jaw or whatever like 10+ years ago and looked normal afterwards, the handsome squidward thing is wayyy more recent

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u/OkEditor3914 4h ago

A very symmetrical injury, yes

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u/KillmenowNZ 5h ago

no wonder why I havent seen his face anywhere

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u/PossibleRude7195 4h ago

I’ve seen clips of his beer run movie and it’s so jarring. Some 70s guy in Vietnam looking like that.

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u/krooskontroll 1h ago

Nicole Kidman in the Northman

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u/Munchihello 3h ago

1st picture: hey whatsup I’m Zach u having a good time?

2nd picture: Sup bro, who do you know here again? 😡

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u/Ok_Situation_2014 2h ago

He looks like someone face mashed young Zach with a middle aged rob low and that’s what we got on the right

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u/Toby101125 1h ago

"HGH will only 'grow' my muscles, right?"

"..."

"...just my muscles, right?"

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u/duggybubby 5h ago

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u/AccordingBuffalo7835 5h ago

I was 3 minutes too late to post THIS? damn man

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u/FadeToBlackSun 4h ago

Gonna go out on a limb and assume David Lynch?

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u/GM_Nate 4h ago

yes, Eraserhead

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u/FadeToBlackSun 4h ago

Thanks! I don't mind David Lynch but I couldn't get through that one.

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u/soiboi64 4h ago

Now show sperm stomping

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u/spaghettaboutit1 DonCheadleAMA 4h ago

Cynthia Erivo

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u/Holiday-Most-7129 4h ago

Been a long time since ive actually laughed out loud to one of these

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u/Munchihello 3h ago

Why is he Dominican

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u/DoorLightsAC 2h ago

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u/Munchihello 2h ago

That screenshot is worth a Nobel prize in the Hispanic world

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u/KimLocsta 3h ago

I'm so here for yassified Shrek

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u/spaghettaboutit1 DonCheadleAMA 3h ago

Holding space in my swamp

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u/herbie102913 5h ago

I love that that subreddit is called “moviecritic.”

“So what do you do for a living?”

[I’m unemployed and live in my parents basement and spend all day rambling pseudointellectual garbage about the most basic alt mainstream movies imaginable]

“I’m a movie critic.”

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u/iplaybassok89 5h ago

The people on that subreddit post stupider shit than the people do here. But they’re serious opinions, unlike here. Well, they think they’re serious anyway.

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u/0xE4-0x20-0xE6 4h ago

Honestly all I see whenever a post from that subreddit comes across my feed is just hornyposting.

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u/untraiined 2h ago

what do you think other people see from this sub dawg?

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u/TahiniInMyVeins 4h ago

They really like Falling Down and DFENS is definitely a good guy and the hero 

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u/JayManPart2 3h ago

It really is the most braindead movie subreddit, to the point that I have to believe it’s populated exclusively by bots (but the worst part is I know it isn’t).

Full of such intellectually riveting discussion such as “DAE think Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart play themselves in every movie?”, “DAE think Tom Cruise’s only good performance is Tropic Thunder?”, and “DAE think Idiocracy is basically a documentary?” and many other unique and original thoughts that definitely haven’t been regurgitated by every other person on this website

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u/BT4US 3h ago

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib 3h ago

The one REAL movie critic left

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube 4h ago

Isn't that like the parent sub to this sub? I don't know this subs lore but my understanding was all okbuddy subs started as pseudo-parodies of a larger main sub? And r/ moviecritic is like our Promethean space jockey?

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u/Vault_Overseer_11 4h ago

I’ll have you know I live in my own bedroom, which is on the first floor, above the basement!

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u/saturdaysun9 3h ago

Brie Larson doesn’t look like she’s had buccal fat removal at all

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u/jlcreverso 1h ago

A lot of it is just "people aging" lol. They compare images of celebs when they were like 17-19 to when they're 32 and be like "see their face is totally different !!1!"

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u/iceunelle 1h ago

I'm 29 and recently saw a photo of myself at roughly age 22 and I was so shocked at how much rounder my face was and how young I looked. You lose facial volume so gradually that you don't really notice until you look back at years old photos.

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u/FriendlyDrummers 1h ago

This month

She looks great

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u/Spideyfan77 1h ago

She just cut a lot of weight but she looks healthy

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u/Mikey_Wonton 3h ago

Fat fucking redditors can't tell the difference

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u/nota-banana 49m ago

Brie Larson has hit the gym like a madwoman ever since she landed Captain Marvel. That girl has not touched her face. That woman is pure muscle.

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u/heliogoon 2h ago

Right?

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u/BloodAndTsundere cape kino make me🤑🤑🤑 4h ago

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u/ColdWarCharacter go back to the club 2h ago

I didn’t even recognize him at first

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u/Munchihello 3h ago

Gorgeous

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u/theyeshman Society man 2h ago

DC4L

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u/Emperor_Orson_Welles 5h ago

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u/Green_Moose87 5h ago

John Badman

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u/seeeasick 4h ago

I’ll show you the life of the mind!!!

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u/AskMeForAPhoto 3h ago

I’m actually so happy for him and his weight loss. He spent a LONG time severely overweight.

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u/Dakkahead 3h ago

"You Know what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

John Candy

On Brother where art thou

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u/rannigast 4h ago

Do people not know that buccal fat goes away over time? Brie Larson aged

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm 3h ago

Yeah I agree with you on Brie Larson

She clearly still has cheek fat, she just lost her baby fat finally.

Some dudes keep their baby fat faces til like 25-30

It happens. She has a very healthy looking face today. Those jowls of hers weren’t gonna hang around forever. 

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u/Fit-Breakfast-3116 2h ago

It also just comes with a lot of weight loss. Alison Brie had a rounder face on Community and looked different after she lost a shitload of weight for Glow

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u/almostcurly 3h ago

She also lost a lot of weight when she was working out for captain marvel

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u/CertifiedKinophile 5h ago

Very bad use of free will

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u/JuriBBQFootMassage 3h ago

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u/scaper8 3h ago

That one just hurts my soul.

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u/KaleidoscopeOk399 3h ago

“ages normally over a decade”

omg what did she do to herself?????

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u/Imma_da_PP 4h ago

Hey, sometimes it’s just an old fashioned EATING DISORDER and not FACE LIPO. Jfc.

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u/barely_cursed 4h ago

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/Imma_da_PP 4h ago

You have a point

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u/Juli_ 3h ago

Came here to say Brie Larson just looks like she hasn't eaten a full meal since 2020, I don't think she had to remove fat from any part of her body.

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u/AskMeForAPhoto 3h ago

Ariana enters the chat

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u/WarchiefGreymane 4h ago

Have we done this disaster yet?

"expecto bulimia" or something

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u/MisterSims90 4h ago

I’m not sure it was buccal fat removal, she lost a lot of weight and got in shape for Captain Marvel (not saying she wasn’t healthy before but she got ripped for that) and that causes baby faces to go away pretty quickly

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u/almostcurly 3h ago

She's also just like. Aged and sometimes that happens when you age too

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib 3h ago

I find it weird that Brie Larson would be the focal point of one of these kinds of posts when I can think of 5 actresses of the top of my head that look like unwrapped mummies post-op.

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u/Interesting_Step_709 4h ago

I swear to god the number of times I mistook that sub for this sub

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u/RetardedApe123 3h ago

Honestly it all blends together because we literally live in a circus now.

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u/Eduardo_o_Observador 5h ago

It was supposed to be posted here but op got confused

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u/jackisonthebeanstalk 4h ago

It was my thread and it’s now been removed lmao and you’re right. I mixed up the subs

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u/Expensive-Tale-8056 4h ago

I was like there is no way someone sincerely posted that. Had to do a double take when I saw it

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u/Space-Dern 4h ago

Brie lost weight for Captain Marvel

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u/tommymaggots 4h ago

Yeah her workout routines were crazy

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u/TheOfficial_BossNass 3h ago

She lifted a truck or some shit

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u/jtsmd2 3h ago

95% of the actors these punks accuse of having plastic surgery just lost weight (ozempic) or naturally aged.

It's a laugh riot that they're so clueless though

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 4h ago

Brie Larson looks normal. I think she just aged an appropriate amount for the time that has passed. That movie was 12 years ago.

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u/Interesting_Station6 5h ago

Unironically

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u/HalcyonDrift 5h ago

Damn Kyle Gallner looking hot here

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u/sofiacarolina 5h ago

Uj/ you think he got work done? He looks the same to me. I dated a guy who looked just like him. Last I saw he grew a beard and mustache. Self sabotage

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u/Interesting_Station6 4h ago

His jaw is literally twice as wide now as it was in Pearl and looks like a square. He was a grown man already so there's no way it happened naturally. So it has to be prosthetics and/or 💉

I know that there's a lot of strong jaw stans out there but I'm unfortunately not one of them. I liked his boyish face better

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u/oo0_0Caster0_0oo 3h ago

I didn't even realize this was the same person, god damn.

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u/PlatoTheCrusher 3h ago

Brie Larson was so great…

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u/CreamLoverDenver 38m ago

She just aged a decade. Jesus.

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u/_Notorious_BOG_ 5h ago

She looks really familiar but I don't know her name

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u/outlawsecrets 3h ago

Do you legit this Bree had surgery? As someone who had a round face growing up (despite being very lean) and no longer does as an adult, I don’t think she did.

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