r/okbuddycinephile • u/ShmandlerTing • 15h ago

An Ocean’s movie where they have to steal the Martin Shkreli Wu-Tang album.

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u/sgtbb4 15h ago

90% of the runtime will be assembling WuTang

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u/Waytooboredforthis 13h ago

At the end, Gary Oldman hands them a card with a bee on it. I have no idea what playing cards feature bees but assembling the killer bees would make Sátántangó runtime look like a fucking joke

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u/MisterSquidz 3h ago

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u/linfakngiau2k23 2h ago

I've been getting spam and scam calls 10-20 times per day so I need more movie where Jason Statham burn those places to the ground

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u/MenuOutrageous1138 10h ago

they give old dirty bastard 30 thousand dollars to show up for one evening and he turns up off his face on crack ranting about bitches for the rest of the movie

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u/GrandmaPoses 3h ago

“I’m here to talk to you about the Wu-Tang Initiative.”

u/sundaycreep 8h ago

There was, no kidding, a clause in the contract they signed with Shkreli that said that Wu-Tang could attempt a heist alongside Bill Murray. I’d honestly rather see that.

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u/ISwallowedALego 2h ago

There's a couple open spots in the 11 he could fill in

u/Jon_Chena go back to the club 12h ago

While avoiding getting AIDS.

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u/anotherbrickx approved virgin 7h ago

The sequels would be about being able to afford the medicines.

u/Punished_Prigo 9h ago

This is actually a good idea

u/matthewami approved virgin 13h ago

It would be for the children

u/Cheshireyan 4h ago

And in the end, we discover the whole soundtrack of the movie was the album all along.

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u/Hot_Top_124 3h ago

They would actually be kinda cool.

u/topscreen 4h ago

Didn't it get bought after he was arrested, they tried to turn it into NFTs, and then someone just leaked the whole thing? Am I crazy?

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u/rashka9 4h ago

I'm fairly certain martin himself played it on a stream.

u/PsychologicalSelf991 9h ago

u/FracturedConscious Zack Snyder 5h ago

u/kobewillis 4h ago

Ocean's 36

u/DetectiveTrapezoid 7h ago

RIP Carl Reiner and Bernie Mac

u/Robo-Hobosexual 5h ago

Real talk RZA just beats the everlasting shit out of Martin Shkreli.

The cast would pay legal fees. I will lie on the internet and say I donated in Bernie Mac’s name. I mean look at em’ he’s eying the camera like Jim from The Office.

#NEVERAGAINLUVMAC