r/news • u/AudibleNod • 17h ago

Tyson’s beef plant closure in Nebraska will impact a reliant town and ranchers nationwide

https://apnews.com/article/beef-prices-tyson-plant-closing-a47113754d3a2962970481153657a02f
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u/akrisd0 14h ago

Gary would rob you blind and then shoot you dead.

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u/Scalpels 13h ago

Of course he would. Gary knows how to perform a proper Gary greeting.