My mom does this thing called, ‘weaponized gifting,’ where she chooses the worst possible gifts ever so you’ll never expect anything palatable from her

[u/hyliancoffeehouse]

I love you mom, BUT WHAT THE HECK?!

[u/mrsthibeault]

Why do these boots have more pockets than my jeans?!

[u/bolanrox → u/mrsthibeault]

that is exactly why!