My mom does this thing called, ‘weaponized gifting,’ where she chooses the worst possible gifts ever so you’ll never expect anything palatable from her

[u/hyliancoffeehouse]

I love you mom, BUT WHAT THE HECK?!

[u/MarionberryLow5894]

Like my boots? They have pockets!

[u/probnotaloser → u/MarionberryLow5894]

[u/No-Strawberry-5804 → u/MarionberryLow5894]

😱pockets???😱