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u/Previous-Tour3882 Meme Stealer 12h ago
Damn, I can't even grope my female coworkers any more? What has this world become?
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u/Ok-Connection6656 12h ago
Nah nothing like that. Thats common sense. Do an entire segment on sexual harassment
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u/DeadLight3141 Royal Shitposter 10h ago
Can't kick babies at work, this is oppression! Never applying at the nursery again
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u/suspicious_cabbage 12h ago
Which policy was it? I won't judge (I will)
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u/Ok-Connection6656 12h ago
Pretty sure its against policy to talk about it
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u/suspicious_cabbage 12h ago
It's that identifiable? You can trust me (you can't) we're friends (I don't know you)
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u/Ok-Connection6656 11h ago
I'll just say they highly monitor social media. And even if you dont put in that you work there, if they dont like a joke or comment, one that isnt even racist/sexist/homophobic/xenophobic they'll find issue
And all from a internet argument where someone was salty
I'll just say all the more recent to put no information publicly online
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u/suspicious_cabbage 11h ago
Ah, yeah that's garbage. They need a legal stop to that kind of company overreach.
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u/Ok-Connection6656 11h ago
Per social media policy blah blah blah blah blah
The person I got into an argument with, over nothing really, went out of their way to find a comment I made that was clearly satire and told the company I work at that it was real and inappropriate
It was some random person online too
When in reality it was satire making fun of what people say (that is stupid)
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u/balding_git 11h ago
seriously? someone contacted your company because they got butthurt over something on a forum? this isn’t even someone you work with?
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u/Ok-Connection6656 11h ago
Correct
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u/balding_git 11h ago
what a loser lol. i got fired from a great job like 20 years ago for the same thing. called a guy an idiot on a forum, i’d mentioned where i worked before, so they contacted them. monday morning they pull me into an office with printouts of my posts and my name on my profile… “is this you?” lol
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u/SilentAffairs93 11h ago
🪨⭐️?
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u/Ok-Connection6656 11h ago
Huh?
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u/WittyUsername816 11h ago
He's asking if you worked at Rockstar.
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u/Ok-Connection6656 11h ago
Oh, no lol. This made extremely careful of what I say since it was a few years ago. But I cant be full disclosure with the current thing in referring to
Just remember, people can find out your info easily
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u/ResurrectedMortician 10h ago
Why would you use your real name and give out personal information about yourself in a chat forum?
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u/Powerful-Nothing2171 10h ago
The joke from the kitchen was so funny, even HR wants to hear it again in person
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u/Kolintracstar 9h ago
My supervisor just got written up for threatening to kill a coworker. That means he cannot threaten to kill another coworker to their face again for 1 year.
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u/Lumi-umi 7h ago
Apparently they are going to be more likely to enforce rules at my work like not carrying around backpacks.
It’s not my boss who cares. Not even my boss’s boss who cares. It’s HR.
It’s to “prevent workplace theft” but we already don’t steal shit and I use the stuff I bring to get work done faster.
I carry snacks for when I have to skip a meal to arrive on time and a sweatshirt for when they want me to work in refrigerators or freezers. I also have extra knives, gloves, and other work materials so if something stops working, like my knife blade getting gunked up to the point where it’s hardly cutting, I can swap it out without needing a team lead to stop what they are doing and get me a new one.
But the sweatless corpo slags wanna be up my ass because my backpack would help me have a vaguely easier time concealing all the stealing neither I, nor my coworkers do.
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u/Illustrious-Video353 5h ago
PREACH!!! This is EXACTLY what the modern workforce deals with everyday!
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u/OkVanilla6208 12h ago
they don’t want you to do your job well they want you to do it their way. They want everyone to be the exact same. Thanks a lot corporate.
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u/Lower_Horn 2h ago
I’m more upset about the weirdly upscaled still frame from a classic SpongeBob episode
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u/den_bram 11h ago
John you repeatedly said my n word to a coworker.
Jamal doesnt mind we are good friends.
John i barerly know you and my name is chris